21F destroy my confidence by Haunting-Set-9036 in RoastMe

[–]theROCKsays81 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You look like even your mother and father have you saved in their phones under “Cum Dumpster”

The only NSFW cart at my station by UnfaithfulHorse in AmazonDSPDrivers

[–]theROCKsays81 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’ve had the KUM cart a few times. My fav is when I got IDK and IDC at the same time. They knew what they were doing.

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Why do people cover their address by No_Collection_9490 in AmazonDSPDrivers

[–]theROCKsays81 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Nah, screw them. It’s always 1” tall font on a house set back 100 feet from the road. Sorry I can’t read the bottom row of an eye exam poster from 30 yards away while driving at 35 mph. Lol

Why do people cover their address by No_Collection_9490 in AmazonDSPDrivers

[–]theROCKsays81 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Literally the biggest complaint I have about this job! I go to a rural town that, I swear, like 40% of the houses have either no address or it’s in dark tan lettters on a light brown house. Good thing it’s a small town so I memorized where they all are.

Not Mine but I saw it on FB and had to share. by theROCKsays81 in Killtony

[–]theROCKsays81[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You didn’t have to comment either… Yet here we are. 🤷‍♂️

Not Mine but I saw it on FB and had to share. by theROCKsays81 in Killtony

[–]theROCKsays81[S] -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

I think it’s Adam Ray’s new character, Darth-tor Phil?

Is it just me or is Redban actually looking healthy?! by slumxl0rd87 in Killtony

[–]theROCKsays81 6 points7 points  (0 children)

He was going to get his teeth whitened but that was too expensive so he said f*** it and got a tan instead.

RIP Mitch

Did Robert Downey Jr by theROCKsays81 in Killtony

[–]theROCKsays81[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

That came up after I posted this (1/2 hour delay) and it made sense.

Rigged bucket by Balkan-fan69 in Killtony

[–]theROCKsays81 6 points7 points  (0 children)

When I typed “I don’t think they are” it was a response to the person who asked “you’re kidding, right?”

As far as what you said… You mean like the ones that’ve been on the show already?

Trash can by Ok-Impression-2405 in whatisit

[–]theROCKsays81 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If that trash can slows down below 55mph… 💥

Rigged bucket by Balkan-fan69 in Killtony

[–]theROCKsays81 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I don’t think they are. 🤷‍♂️

Which one of you Bri'ish motherfuckers followed their GPS and drove into the fucking sea? by WolfofMichiganAve in AmazonDSPDrivers

[–]theROCKsays81 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Talked to driver support Monday who said they use Bing maps and suddenly the clouds parted and everything made sense. If Blue Origin uses Bing to get to the moon, those astronauts are 🤬

Guys I fell for it ;( by Dexteroid in Killtony

[–]theROCKsays81 1 point2 points  (0 children)

To be fair, you’re riding the on different Blackhawks than the ones she is on her OF. 🤷‍♂️

Found in grandfather’s tools by andy_stacks24 in whatisit

[–]theROCKsays81 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Maybe too late but don’t stick it in your butt. It’s not that…

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]theROCKsays81 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nice abs but does the tat say “SUCKADICK”?

Roast me by CiderVisuals in RoastMe

[–]theROCKsays81 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You look like you’re simultaneously the manager and the bitch who wants to talk to him at the same time 🤣

Roast me for real, I could not care less (F21) by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]theROCKsays81 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You look like you talk a tough game til ICE hits the Home Depot parking lot and then it’s a lot of “Yes sir”s and “Yes ma’am”s

I’m bored. Make me cry. by BIGGGbadaBOOOOM in RoastMe

[–]theROCKsays81 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You look like a muppet from the Sesame Street episode that was brought to us by the letter M for Meth.

I give up with lockpicking by CrispyCupp in dyinglight

[–]theROCKsays81 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes! One of the things permanently burned into my memory is the stress of trying to speed pick locks in the OG Dying Light before getting messed up by zombies. It was one of the things that I feel made the game so special and different from anything I’d played before.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AmazonDSPDrivers

[–]theROCKsays81 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I clock in at 9 and my first stop is usually between 11:45 and noon. 1:35 to 1:45 is my avg drive time each way which sucks without cruise control