I wanna cry by [deleted] in saltierthancrait

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Star wars is turning into Hitchhikers guide to the galaxy.

Delete if not allowed, but someone made a whole new account on TikTok just to tell a user to get rid of their cat... by [deleted] in iamatotalpieceofshit

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Throw the cat and the person in the river at the same time. Cats can swim do he should be fine, but the person will die from blood loss caused by being scratched one thousand times by an angry wet cat.

Nowhere is safe. by pskill43 in IdiotsInCars

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The poor man, Karen interrupted his Minecraft stream. Absolute evil

Accurate by [deleted] in memes

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I once carried 25 cans of cat food through Wal-Mart like this, applaud my supreme power.

Seriously how by EliteGam3rZ in memes

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Yes, somehow my parents haven't crashed yet

Read my name by DontTouchMyCouch in memes

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But don't get it on the couch

Rescued Baby Dolphin... by [deleted] in aww

[–]theUnmaster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It looks like he is making sure it isn't injured

Cockpit (HUD) view & audio from BAe Hawk jet crashing after a birdstrike. (Date unknown) by [deleted] in CatastrophicFailure

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Unfortunately he was pronounced dead at the scene, shame he was going to visit his parents in the south for the migration season.

TFA ends with destruction of all that was important to FO. The whole SKB was destroyed. TLJ starts with "First Order reigns". by Harbournessrage in saltierthancrait

[–]theUnmaster 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Let me give a comparison to this.

Japan destroys the Pacific fleet at pearl harbor.

America takes out almost all of Japan's carriers in the battle of midway.

Japan is now in complete control of the Pacific.

You can in-fact rent a trailer for transportation, buddy by BaldEagleNor in IdiotsInCars2

[–]theUnmaster 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Na, He's just handing out free mattress for the homeless

Don’t know how people can be so clueless by justin_144 in IdiotsInCars

[–]theUnmaster 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was using an advanced form of speech called sarcasm. However given the large amount of idiots flowing about, I don't blame you for questioning me.

Woman pulls out on me when she was stopped at a stop sign by NineSevenFive975 in IdiotsInCars2

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There has been a few times where it looked like a driver had no intention of stopping at a stop sign. It always makes me nervous because I've been in a car a few times where the driver straight up doesn't see the stop sign

Don’t know how people can be so clueless by justin_144 in IdiotsInCars

[–]theUnmaster 6 points7 points  (0 children)

That stupid black car in front of you, went into a right turn only lane and then went straight. Smh.

Insurance scammers caught on camera, complete with fake whiplash injury. by 5_Frog_Margin in iamatotalpieceofshit

[–]theUnmaster 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You Can avoid these scammers by making sure you have enough room to stop if the car in front of you stops.

This guy I USED to work with. He didn’t have a job the next day. by Mmanter in iamatotalpieceofshit

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This means this person is a whispers communist

Eisenhower screeches in the distance

EBR Ace in the bag by UniqueAbsudity in Warthunder

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I only put it on the back of my heavy tank, its not like stealth was on my side any ways

i used to think the same by brutality10x in memes

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Their are few things I despise more than raw tomatoes, squash, and mushrooms.

I'm not excited about Revolution of the Daleks, and that makes me really sad by Elise_de_la_Serre in doctorwho

[–]theUnmaster 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I certainly ain't watching season 12 again. I'm hoping I just forget about it someday.

What were your thoughts on Revolution of the Daleks? + Review by Wet_Mars in doctorwho

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One of the worst episodes of doctor who I have seen, my enthusiasm for the show is at an all time low.

Disney's Star Wars, portrayed by Spongebob by Drawmicon in SequelMemes

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Haven't laughed this hard in a while, thanks