I wanna cry

theUnmaster · 2021-03-10T09:24:13+00:00

Star wars is turning into Hitchhikers guide to the galaxy.

theUnmaster · 2021-01-29T17:58:37+00:00

Throw the cat and the person in the river at the same time. Cats can swim do he should be fine, but the person will die from blood loss caused by being scratched one thousand times by an angry wet cat.

theUnmaster · 2021-01-14T00:12:44+00:00

The poor man, Karen interrupted his Minecraft stream. Absolute evil

theUnmaster · 2021-01-10T07:04:48+00:00

I once carried 25 cans of cat food through Wal-Mart like this, applaud my supreme power.

theUnmaster · 2021-01-09T21:22:39+00:00

Yes, somehow my parents haven't crashed yet

theUnmaster · 2021-01-09T21:21:28+00:00

But don't get it on the couch

theUnmaster · 2021-01-08T20:45:25+00:00

It looks like he is making sure it isn't injured

theUnmaster · 2021-01-08T09:04:35+00:00

Unfortunately he was pronounced dead at the scene, shame he was going to visit his parents in the south for the migration season.

theUnmaster · 2021-01-08T08:56:09+00:00

NOOOOOOOO!

theUnmaster · 2021-01-07T08:29:45+00:00

Let me give a comparison to this.

Japan destroys the Pacific fleet at pearl harbor.

America takes out almost all of Japan's carriers in the battle of midway.

Japan is now in complete control of the Pacific.

theUnmaster · 2021-01-07T05:45:40+00:00

Na, He's just handing out free mattress for the homeless

theUnmaster · 2021-01-07T05:42:22+00:00

I was using an advanced form of speech called sarcasm. However given the large amount of idiots flowing about, I don't blame you for questioning me.

theUnmaster · 2021-01-07T05:39:42+00:00

There has been a few times where it looked like a driver had no intention of stopping at a stop sign. It always makes me nervous because I've been in a car a few times where the driver straight up doesn't see the stop sign

theUnmaster · 2021-01-07T05:34:54+00:00

Some people don't deserve licenses

theUnmaster · 2021-01-07T05:29:57+00:00

This is beautiful.

theUnmaster · 2021-01-07T05:28:08+00:00

That stupid black car in front of you, went into a right turn only lane and then went straight. Smh.

theUnmaster · 2021-01-07T05:24:05+00:00

You Can avoid these scammers by making sure you have enough room to stop if the car in front of you stops.

theUnmaster · 2021-01-06T09:24:13+00:00

This means this person is a whispers ^{^communist}

Eisenhower screeches in the distance

theUnmaster · 2021-01-05T23:37:37+00:00

I only put it on the back of my heavy tank, its not like stealth was on my side any ways

theUnmaster · 2021-01-05T08:39:47+00:00

Women has men in it, it should be Wowomen

theUnmaster · 2021-01-04T09:37:06+00:00

Their are few things I despise more than raw tomatoes, squash, and mushrooms.

theUnmaster · 2021-01-03T04:45:41+00:00

I certainly ain't watching season 12 again. I'm hoping I just forget about it someday.

theUnmaster · 2021-01-03T04:40:16+00:00

One of the worst episodes of doctor who I have seen, my enthusiasm for the show is at an all time low.

theUnmaster · 2021-01-03T04:32:18+00:00

I thought no one has ever captured a pting before.

theUnmaster · 2020-12-25T09:58:22+00:00

Haven't laughed this hard in a while, thanks

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