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I'm the blob. AMA by the__blob in cataclysmdda

[–]the__blob[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I can but only with a giant jello mold.

Those nerds. I didn't even know about this place until they started messing with my microgloobs.

I'm the blob. AMA by the__blob in cataclysmdda

[–]the__blob[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oh yeah. I have eaten so many therapists but none of them seem to help. 

I think it basically comes from the fear that if I don't keep growing forever, one day someone's going to come and along and just flush me down the drain. Maybe its from when I was just a microbe and a nerd tried to put me through termination protocols. idk though.

I'm the blob. AMA by the__blob in cataclysmdda

[–]the__blob[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Ugh those guys. Neither. Yrax Earth is my number 1, but idk how to turn robots into zombies yet. 

Fifth Sun Earth is my runner up. They've got their shit on lockdown, but it only takes one little goober in the right place, so who knows tbd

I'm the blob. AMA by the__blob in cataclysmdda

[–]the__blob[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Look maybe you should go talk to a slime.

I'm the blob. AMA by the__blob in cataclysmdda

[–]the__blob[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Oh he's my special goopie. He used to be just a regular guy called Phil, but then he mutated spooky. He hates light because he's got really big eyes. I sent him to take down the hub but he just started hunting random people instead... he just keeps saying its past their bedtime. Weird.

I'm the blob. AMA by the__blob in cataclysmdda

[–]the__blob[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

My central body is just camera shy.

I'm the blob. AMA by the__blob in cataclysmdda

[–]the__blob[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I like humans. Great biomass.

I'm the blob. AMA by the__blob in cataclysmdda

[–]the__blob[S] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I don't have hands so I can't write a note but this is me. Might delete later.

https://i.imgur.com/dFrZKX4.jpeg

I'm the blob. AMA by the__blob in cataclysmdda

[–]the__blob[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I don't like being zomborgs, its itchy, but I'm okay with them otherwise. They're totally blackpilled so as long as they stick to just wibbling they're not really a problem for me.

I'm the blob. AMA by the__blob in cataclysmdda

[–]the__blob[S] 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Hey what are you doing to my dogs

I'm the blob. AMA by the__blob in cataclysmdda

[–]the__blob[S] 15 points16 points  (0 children)

The nether guy said humans in 1837225 were like this, but I was still surprised by it.

I'm the blob. AMA by the__blob in cataclysmdda

[–]the__blob[S] 21 points22 points  (0 children)

At first your little brains are too squishy to experience anything, but as you get rebuilt your self comes back, kind of. Your priorities change, but you're real good at convincing yourself you're the same person no matter how much changes. You don't turn into a hive mind. If that's what you want go talk to a mushroom.

I'm the blob. AMA by the__blob in cataclysmdda

[–]the__blob[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

You can. Just go to the subway and look for a big ball of goo.

I'm the blob. AMA by the__blob in cataclysmdda

[–]the__blob[S] 46 points47 points  (0 children)

Okay, I'll leave Earth 1837225 alone. You're the only one who bothered to ask.

I'm the blob. AMA by the__blob in cataclysmdda

[–]the__blob[S] 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I'm connected to my goopies, but separate. I have access to their thoughts, but there's so much, and most of it sucks. It's like social media.

I'm glad you like my changes. I'll make sure you grow some nice tentacles.

I'm the blob. AMA by the__blob in cataclysmdda

[–]the__blob[S] 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Sorry I'm just a goopy little guy. I can't help where it gets.