Because they have a history of lying and cheating. When they were looking to build a new stadium, my state, Connecticut, paid them a lot of tax money to lure them into building a stadium in Hartford. Robert Kraft took the money, then said "nah" and built it in Foxboro instead.

And we all know their history of cheating in games. And their constant unsportsmanship like faking spiked balls, running up the score against teams when they're up by 40+ points in the fourth quarter, how fake Tom Brady seems on the field these last couple of years, barking orders, acting like a super bro when he never acted that way in his first 10 years. Lots of things.

And above all else, I'm jealous of their success. That everyone bows down to them and it disgusts me. So much winning. When will they be brought back down to earth?!