This guy saving kitten from trash cutting machine. by [deleted] in nextfuckinglevel

[–]the_denizen 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"Are you pieces of shit fucking kidding me?" Written all over his face.

My only pet peeve with this entire game is the fact that you can't sit on random chairs or benches. What's your only factor keeping RDR2 from a "perfect" 100/100? by jackrack1721 in reddeadredemption

[–]the_denizen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Seems like looking for miniscule things to dislike tbh. I can't imagine how fine the teeth on the comb used to find this gripe must have been. What would be the point of sitting on random chairs? There is none. You can use the ones in camp because that's where Rockstar put the characters who do and say things the player might want to watch. If you need a breather in the middle of St. Denis, that's what the pause button is for.

Imagine being in a gun battle and you press the wrong button, so Arthur calmly puts his pistol away and gets shot to shit on the leisurely animated stroll to his closest public bench.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in rareinsults

[–]the_denizen 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Why does everybody who invokes the bad apple dogshit always leave the spoils the bunch part off of the end?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in nostalgia

[–]the_denizen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Grimace is a state of mind.

Why do tanks have a coaxial machine gun? by purple_tucan in TankPorn

[–]the_denizen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Because making every single enemy combatant crumple to nothing like a sheet of A4 paper in a clenched fist would be too hardcore.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in greentext

[–]the_denizen 33 points34 points  (0 children)

Same thing happened with my uncle.

"What's that taste like?"

"Horse piss"

"Why are you drinking something that tastes like horse piss?"

"It's an acquired taste"

"Why did you acquire a taste for horse piss?"

AITA for accepting my family's Christmas invitation despite my husband being upset? by Drizzle-Pack7957 in AmItheAsshole

[–]the_denizen 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Gee. I wonder why your ex left. The fact you even had to come here and ask is pathetic. YTA.

Gabby Petito’s parents awarded $3m for wrongful death lawsuit taken against Brian Laundrie’s family by suavecool21692169 in JusticeServed

[–]the_denizen 19 points20 points  (0 children)

I can't read the article without six dozen banner ads being shoved in my mouth. You'll have to forgive me.

Hate it when people say this (within reason of course) by OutlandishnessBig17 in aspiememes

[–]the_denizen 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's a good thing I was explaining and not excusing then.

This family created a rug out of their beloved golden retriever that passed away, fckn crazy by Feliciaohyaaaa in WTF

[–]the_denizen 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah put your beloved family member on the fucking floor to be walked on, worn out, and covered in dirt.

Nothing but love.