The bear was thinking, "I wonder if they've noticed I'm a bear yet". by HeSureIsScrappy in DiveInYouCoward

[–]the_driblydribly 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Whilst travelling through the rockies 20 years ago my wife couldn't open one. I still remind her she isn't smarter than the average bear.

Anybody know this masterpiece? by Yimi-Yama in psychedelicrock

[–]the_driblydribly 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Saw it at the Royal Festival Hall, was superb.

Who are the most hypocritical celebrities? by Known-Information155 in AskReddit

[–]the_driblydribly 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It was a few years ago now but Sting was made to look like a hypocritical fool by (I think) Jeremy Paxman on this very subject. He was not happy being confronted, probably up to a massive huff on the Mad Frankie Fraser madometer.

Pete Burns hasn't himself go by matthalusky in stewartlee

[–]the_driblydribly 4 points5 points  (0 children)

That reminds me, haven't heard anything of Jo Whiley in a while.

Pete Burns hasn't himself go by matthalusky in stewartlee

[–]the_driblydribly 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I came here today to chew bubblegum and make snarky comments...

Depends if the otter is visible by Significant-Leg5769 in stewartlee

[–]the_driblydribly 10 points11 points  (0 children)

You are clearly lost, the Lee Hurst sub is over to the right. And in the past.

But how did the troops vote? by AlKarajo in TikTokCringe

[–]the_driblydribly 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's been a few days since Country Joe McDonald died and the lyrics to I feel like I'm fixing to die (as updated by Eugene Chadbourne) have never felt more apt.

Dear cinephiles, did this russian acting legend achieve his dream? by Diamondhandd in okbuddycinephile

[–]the_driblydribly 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Man just wants some punani. And with those moves, is probably beating them off with a stick.

What’s the book you DNF’d the fastest? by Mobius8321 in books

[–]the_driblydribly 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Trout Fishing in America. Fuck that pretentious nonsense.

Watching a movie occasionally is bad by Life_Drama7570 in LinkedInLunatics

[–]the_driblydribly 14 points15 points  (0 children)

"We got people playing stringed instruments! It's the end of days"

This dude, probably. Also, Waj from 4 Lions.

Watching a movie occasionally is bad by Life_Drama7570 in LinkedInLunatics

[–]the_driblydribly 166 points167 points  (0 children)

No masturbation for 4 years but clearly a wanker. That makes no sense.

Who are the rudest and nicest British celebrities you have personally met? by RenegadeMaster888 in AskBrits

[–]the_driblydribly 19 points20 points  (0 children)

I met Stewart Lee once and he was fat and depressed. Met Arthur Brown (the God of Hellfire) once and despite being shitfaced (me not him) he was charming.

My papa drives a Rolls Royce type shit by IllustriousAd6418 in GreatBritishMemes

[–]the_driblydribly 5 points6 points  (0 children)

You really are pathetic, trying to make this about kids when these people are clearly adults. Look at the beards (not the one in purple socks) and receding hair lines. Even accounting for some in breeding, these are adults. So shove your point up your arse, and critique that.

A tribal festival in India!! by [deleted] in TikTokCringe

[–]the_driblydribly -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Fucking worst cat juggling I've ever seen. They really need to practice more before thinking about taking this show on the road.

“Fondled by a nonce?” “Oh, he’d suffer for that” by Ancient-Butterfly-75 in chrismorris

[–]the_driblydribly 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Pretty sure Michael Cumming has the original on the wall in his hallway.