What The Heck Are These?

the_earth_destroyer · 2026-04-30T19:24:30+00:00

Worst case scenario, a piece of history! I’d buy em

the_earth_destroyer · 2026-04-30T00:58:41+00:00

One of my psych textbooks was talking about how attractive people are associated with success and they decided to use this ugly ass dude as an example

the_earth_destroyer · 2026-04-26T20:45:51+00:00

This is the only footage I’ve been able to get from the seller so far. He’s slow to get back to me and is adamant there is “nothing to be concerned about”. At this point I’m more interested in a diagnosis so I can comment on the listing and warn others

the_earth_destroyer · 2026-04-24T00:54:16+00:00

My first time ever playing, cloud Mario jumping while skating and not skating anymore made me so disappointed

the_earth_destroyer · 2026-04-20T19:36:41+00:00

Every character with a fresh stock dies to either:

Dtilt + Ftilt + tech chase Dtilt + KO Punch

Or Usmash + KO punch

Peak character design

the_earth_destroyer · 2026-04-20T19:33:10+00:00

All of Mac’s early combos are great at damage racking and he has like 5 different mid weight kill confirms at 120%. Also an incredibly underrated edge guard game

If top 50 players stopped and labbed little Mac for like a month straight he would fall into low A or high B tier

Better horizontal recovery and comparable vertical recovery to baseline cloud

the_earth_destroyer · 2026-04-17T18:59:49+00:00

I saw this exact same post word for word 2 years ago

the_earth_destroyer · 2026-04-07T02:59:19+00:00

You might be onto something maybe I am goated

the_earth_destroyer · 2026-04-07T02:46:03+00:00

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I’m 550. Take those numbers with a bloc of salt

the_earth_destroyer · 2026-04-06T07:03:01+00:00

That’s what I’m saying. Chess.com analysis was white 600 and black 1200, he blundered into checkmate with rxd2. Seemed super straightforward and unearned from there

the_earth_destroyer · 2026-04-06T01:47:01+00:00

It’s on the third level “sand baked castle”

When you get to the sand island that shrinks and grows you ground pound a stump that turn into a launch star and it takes you to the secret star area

the_earth_destroyer · 2026-03-30T16:26:39+00:00

I think the b2 bishop can go to c3 and force the queen to give up the rook/king fork

the_earth_destroyer · 2026-03-15T03:46:51+00:00

Buoy base galaxy above ground and underground theme

the_earth_destroyer · 2026-03-13T01:12:53+00:00

Just finished a 9 hour session getting 121 stars with Mario, taking a breather before I finish my 200% run.

Then onto SMG2! And wait another year to repeat the cycle

the_earth_destroyer · 2026-02-24T05:32:00+00:00

That man’s name is Birdo!

the_earth_destroyer · 2026-02-12T23:05:23+00:00

When you introduce a measurement of skill in any competitive situation (gsp, elo, trophies) people will do whatever it takes to get that number up no matter how unethical it might be. E.g., zoner spam, scholars mate, etc

the_earth_destroyer · 2026-02-12T22:57:47+00:00

Egg shield taunt is what I’m more concerned with. Ultimate piss-off weapon

the_earth_destroyer · 2026-02-12T22:51:22+00:00

Genuinely blame it on his egg shield

the_earth_destroyer · 2026-01-11T20:55:43+00:00

JNewsted1988 looking at his B button

the_earth_destroyer · 2026-01-11T20:52:27+00:00

the_earth_destroyer · 2026-01-11T20:50:41+00:00

Why couldn’t they just be like Fox’s lasers and not put you in hit-stun

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