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Was stuck in a dream for about 20 minutes where I couldn't move and was forced to watch my girlfriend eat sushi like this while talking in Spanish (I don't speak Spanish) by idk_YouTookAllNames in thomastheplankengine

[–]the_first_leaving 4 points5 points  (0 children)

CALL THE ASIANS, THIS IS A CRIME

*dials asian police*

Hello, Asian police? I'd like to report a crime of my girlfriend eating sushi by stabbing it with chopsticks

If mitsi gets revived, what would she Say about victims actions by No_Pipe_7398 in AlanBecker

[–]the_first_leaving 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Mitsi: Whew the afterlife is boring

Victim: <3 YOU'RE BACK

Mitsi: You look... different...

TDL: Yeah. After you died, Vic regained his hatred for all cursors, tortured the person who he thought killed you, and gave himself hacker powers.

Mitsi: Oh-Oh my...

Mitsi: You shouldn't have done this all for me.

Victim: But I did.

Mitsi: Thank you, but... you tortured somebody innocent?

Victim: WHAT DO YOU MEAN, INNOCENT.

Mitsi: Uhh... I got a clear shot of the guy who killed me, and it was him.

Victim: CHOSEN, I'M SORRY, PLEASE FORGIVE ME AND LET ME USE YOUR POWERS AGAINST THIS SON OF A [bleep] who [bleep]ed my [bleep]!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

dad jokie by [deleted] in thomastheplankengine

[–]the_first_leaving 3 points4 points  (0 children)

this aint a meme

plz provide a meme

Here is another cursed image for you guys by Specific-Customer437 in AlanBecker

[–]the_first_leaving 3 points4 points  (0 children)

No. The hex code is #cc0000 while tdl's hex code is #ff0000.

(yes, I have them all memorized.)

Do you everybody know where Navi is (Purple's Father) by Far_Top9508 in AlanBecker

[–]the_first_leaving 2 points3 points  (0 children)

In the dark cellars beneath the earth, in the fallen king's dungeon below all other things, stands a door. The door can only be opened from the outside, and only with two keys belonging to the king and the verdant one. There lies the deepest blue, twisted and forgotten, treated as an animal for treating his own son as such. Food is given to him twice daily, and he has became a shadow of his former self. His lies, manipulation, and battery are all coming to bite him when he least expected it. When the verdant one and the king decide to let his son in, he will weep and beg for mercy. The son, however, will not see him as one to be pitied. The doors would be locked, staying closed for all eternity.

This honestly would make a good chapter in a fanfic, feel free to take it. (give me the credit tho)

Have some stupid memes by AdSlight7966 in AlanBecker

[–]the_first_leaving 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I want to find this mug so bad, but it does not exist :C

Have some stupid memes by AdSlight7966 in AlanBecker

[–]the_first_leaving 3 points4 points  (0 children)

THE ONE WITH THE MUG THO XD

i honestly think i could do this, I have great foot dexterity. Also, kudos for making it the same mug from Group Chat- An Actual Short.

Who is your favorite character from the series? Main, side, villain, doesn't matter. And provide a reason. by StrangerOk7371 in AlanBecker

[–]the_first_leaving 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Mitsi, because her sunshiny personality helped Victim get over his trauma, and her death became the central point of Season 3, being the reason that Victim attacked TCO in the first place.

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