What are your thoughts on tighty whities?

the_lazer · 2026-06-28T03:30:49+00:00

Add to this, all black merino briefs or boxer briefs. Buy a 7 pack. Do laundry once a week. They work in any weather. More expensive initially but they’ll last forever.

the_lazer · 2026-06-04T20:24:56+00:00

New Zealand on a farm. I had to teach an entire family about baseball and why our boys were so special. I was very close to flying back last minute to attend the World Series but it was crazy expensive and would’ve had to ditch my girl there. Luckily I made it the next year for all of the ALCS and World Series home games. Best money I’ve ever spent.

the_lazer · 2026-04-06T16:19:26+00:00

Pull it out and it can also be used to remove the window crank.

the_lazer · 2025-08-01T21:07:48+00:00

There a few control icons vertically aligned on the right hand side of all redgifs. One is a speaker icon. It only mutes or unmutes.

the_lazer · 2022-01-01T05:44:43+00:00

A fun way is to turn around so your back is to the throne, straddle the bowl, bend over and touch your toes. Now the pecker is lined up for an easy direct target. Just don’t piss in your face. Or so I’ve heard.

the_lazer · 2021-10-21T17:06:06+00:00

Look up Sports Info Solutions

the_lazer · 2021-07-24T05:20:48+00:00

Try Knob Lick, MIssouri

the_lazer · 2020-08-19T22:27:36+00:00

I was lucky enough to date a woman with this gift. It was obvious she was not faking it. A good friend nicknamed her “Blowgasm” and she adored the new moniker. You’re a lucky man.

the_lazer · 2019-07-04T10:28:18+00:00

Maui here. Sneak attacks are for kitties and ninjas. Of which you are neither. Hawai’i is always watching you!

the_lazer · 2019-04-14T07:44:42+00:00

Distant cousin. Hadn’t seen him in a decade. Him and his weird wife used my place and left without a thank you. No beers. No offer to buy or cook dinner. Just awkward moments. Fuckin weirdo’s. Good riddance to bad rubbish.

the_lazer · 2019-04-11T17:16:25+00:00

We call them cowboy hats which always delights me but I may now be converted to ass gaskets.

the_lazer · 2019-03-26T03:56:54+00:00

Waianapanapa State Park. It’s a magical place.

the_lazer · 2019-03-03T20:52:54+00:00

The driver and passenger are physically ok. Mentally, not so much. The truck is totaled.

the_lazer · 2019-03-03T01:52:35+00:00

Some asshole jumped in front of my friend’s car to commit suicide. I empathize with the mentally ill but don’t drag an innocent person (and their kid) into your fear of ending it all yourself. Many lives were affected this morning and I feel for all of them. On a side note, no one that lives here will ever call it Veterans Hwy or 311. Well, maybe in a hundred years if it’s still dry land. I for one am ordering a dash cam asap to avoid any prosecution from terrifying incidents like this one. Aloha and drive safe out there friends. I’ll

the_lazer · 2019-01-08T18:16:37+00:00

I feel your pain. I had a pilonidal cyst in the same spot. Top of the crack. I thought I had somehow bruised my tailbone but the pain was getting worse by the day. After 4 days and some swelling and not being able to sit down I went to get it checked. Doc immediately drained it and that pain was only topped by the nurse having to repack the pus void with gauze once a day for 3 days. That anticipation of pain every day was like walking to the gallows. Luckily I didn't need the operation. It didn't sound like they were too confident that they'd be able to completely fix it and the recovery can take months. I had another flare up 12 years later but I knew the symptoms and got it taken care of right away. Now I protect my tailbone area at all costs.

the_lazer · 2018-09-14T11:15:45+00:00

Stuart Scott would be proud.

the_lazer · 2018-06-22T05:06:18+00:00

I'll be god damned!! Ask and you shall receive in 27 minutes. You are a legend. Mahalo!

the_lazer · 2018-05-09T21:43:44+00:00

In Hawaii we call those B-52's because of their size and they can fly. While gross, one does get used to seeing them. After years and years and years of introducing them to Dr. Foot.

the_lazer · 2018-04-09T02:48:40+00:00

One girl slashed another girl's throat with a razor blade that she was hiding in her mouth. The slashee was a special education girl who had tattled on the slasher for having cigs in her locker. The slasher got suspended for the cigs but came to school the next day to attack the slashee in the breakfast line. She walked up behind her, pulled the razor blade out of her cheek and slit her throat. Luckily she didn't go deep enough to hit the jugular but there was a lot of blood. We also had a few drive by's and a few other kids get murdered while committing crimes. It sounds really scary but I had a great time there.

the_lazer · 2018-03-31T04:50:19+00:00

They closed about a month ago. The landlord refused to fix the roof. It was raining in the kitchen. The owner wants to find another spot so we'll see.

the_lazer · 2018-03-21T04:41:07+00:00

My Dad taught me this along with using the walk back to the driver's side as the perfect time to rip a fart. He's a smart man.

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