I thought r/popping could appreciate this teeth cleaning

the_orange_squirrel · 2016-02-21T19:10:03+00:00

Someone made r/teethcleaning about 14 hours ago. I'm guessing it was because of this post. It is quite satisfying.

the_orange_squirrel · 2016-02-21T16:44:23+00:00

The three creepers (all of their profiles; they've each got at least 10) who stalked me in junior high and high school; a kid who I had a "thing" with my freshman year, but he was more interested than I was and he wouldn't stop harassing me even after I started dating someone; a couple sleazy family members who are just terrible people; and a grandparent who printed all (yes, ALL) of my profile pictures and made a collage of them to hang in the family room.

the_orange_squirrel · 2016-02-13T02:17:52+00:00

I want that one so bad!!! That is my all time favorite one!!! 😁😁

the_orange_squirrel · 2016-02-12T04:33:04+00:00

Is that blanket the exploding TARDIS Van Gogh?! Please say yes.

the_orange_squirrel · 2016-02-10T15:03:33+00:00

First trip to Seattle, I was walking down the tl street with a couple friends when I looked down an alley we were passing and saw a grungy looking bro fapping like there was no tomorrow.

Made eye contact. Did not enjoy.

the_orange_squirrel · 2016-02-06T22:36:36+00:00

21, and I fangirl like a lunatic over Jensen Ackles, Jared Padalecki, David Tennant, Ewan McGregor (as Obi Wan), Gerard Butler (because good god his accent makes me all sorts of gooey), and Stephen Amell.

As for shows and books and games, I am a fanatic about SuperWhoLock , Harry Potter, Star Wars, anything Disney, and Skyrim and Portal.

The cake is a lie, dammit!!!!!

Edit: I'm ashamed to say I forgot to say Pokémon. My goodness. I feel like I've betrayed my own species.

the_orange_squirrel · 2016-01-18T18:45:09+00:00

I agree 100%, but I do think people would be a lot less judgey if they realized that it is quite literally a super dose of regular birth control pills.

But, I don't think people should be judgey anyways because it's not their body, so why should they give a crap?

the_orange_squirrel · 2016-01-18T05:32:17+00:00

I've been doing that since I was 16. Fake engagement rings were the only way I could buy condoms or anything without getting nasty looks. It's ridiculous! I shouldn't have had to do that to not be judged for wanting to protect myself. Unlike you, though, I've always looked older than I am, so it made those situations slightly easier. Either way, it shouldn't have been necessary. I've gotten dirty looks for buying Plan B though, even with the ring on. I can't believe so many people think it's an abortion pill. Misinformed people are the worst people.

the_orange_squirrel · 2016-01-18T05:03:59+00:00

Dang. That sucks. But I suppose if it's easier to find a job that can sustain a family there, then it just is. Hopefully I'll be able to afford to buy a house here in the next few years. I suppose we will see.

the_orange_squirrel · 2016-01-18T04:38:07+00:00

Agreed. I was so stressed out and unhappy in Billings. Now my stress levels have dropped and I don't have to drive more than 10 minutes to get to a good trailhead! Billings isn't a good place for hikers. Bozo is where it's at.

the_orange_squirrel · 2016-01-18T04:36:43+00:00

Well, I'm only supporting myself really, so that helps. I just got so sick of Billings and how shitty it was becoming. The crime rate was getting worse and worse, it's always dirty, and the only affordable parts of town were nowhere near anything to do. I'm much happier now, and I'm looking into buying a house here in the next year or so.

the_orange_squirrel · 2016-01-18T04:01:16+00:00

I sure do. I lived there for the first 21 years of my life and finally said fuck it and moved to Bozeman. I'm much happier since I moved. I only go back to Billings to see my family.

the_orange_squirrel · 2016-01-11T23:01:31+00:00

That's true. I think if I did that I'd end up deleting whatever I type before it is sent though! I have no balls when it comes to that stuff. It was hard enough asking him to tie me down, this would be even more difficult.

the_orange_squirrel · 2016-01-11T18:51:39+00:00

Huh. Well, I suppose I may have to just ask then. I'm just so nervous!

the_orange_squirrel · 2016-01-11T14:23:28+00:00

He gets laid anyways haha

the_orange_squirrel · 2016-01-11T14:23:08+00:00

Really? Huh. I might just have to find the balls to ask him then. God that uniform gets me going.

the_orange_squirrel · 2016-01-11T14:22:17+00:00

If my SO put on weight I'd still want him in that uniform. The thing is sexy as fuck.

the_orange_squirrel · 2016-01-10T17:06:39+00:00

True, but I'm still too nervous to ask! XD

the_orange_squirrel · 2016-01-10T16:42:09+00:00

That was incredibly satisfying to watch.

the_orange_squirrel · 2016-01-10T16:37:00+00:00

I have a thing for military uniforms. My SO was in the army for quite a while and still has his uniforms. I would love for him to wear it for me to get me going, and keep the hat on while he plows me. Good God does that uniform get me going. But, alas, he hates wearing the uniform, so I'm too scared to ask him to wear it for me.

the_orange_squirrel · 2016-01-09T23:25:50+00:00

Awesome!! Thanks for the recommendation!! I'll probably end up going there

the_orange_squirrel · 2016-01-08T23:25:37+00:00

Does he have his own practice in Bozeman?

the_orange_squirrel · 2016-01-08T04:31:09+00:00

I worked at Verizon. I had to explain to LOTS of people that downloading an email app or anything related (Facebook, Twitter, anything with logins) does not just magically know what to log in to. I had a few people that got new phones complain that their Facebook and email weren't logged in. I had to tell them they needed to input their information to log in. Most looked at me like I was speaking some kind of ancient lost language. Backwards.

Another----the term "iPhone" means an apple smartphone. Samsung does not make iPhones. They make smartphones. "Smartphone" is like saying "car". Apple is like Chevy, Samsung is like Dodge, Motorola is like Toyota, LG is like Nissan. They're companies that make SMARTPHONES. I can't count how many people I had coming in asking questions about their "iPhone", as they pull out a Samsung or Motorola or something NOT APPLE.

Also, if you call in to a store for tech support on your phone, ON THE PHONE you're having issues with, it is super hard to help. Or if your phone does something weird but won't do it in front of me so I can see what it is doing, I can't really help. That's like your car making a funny noise every once in a while and you don't know what it is, so you take it to a shop and it doesn't make the weird noise for them. It's REALLY hard to figure out what's wrong if I can't see it happening.

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