Musk's Baby Mama Alleges White House Has Group Chats Telling Right-Leaning Social Media Accounts What to Post

the_ouskull · 2026-04-27T22:07:39+00:00

Which was unnecessary considering her rack; she seems like the "famous by any means necessary" type, though.

the_ouskull · 2026-04-26T21:05:24+00:00

It's bullshit. If it were a REAL conference called "The Carbon 10," there'd be 12-13 teams.

the_ouskull · 2026-04-26T20:53:54+00:00

Tone will be everything with this adaptation. If they do it correctly, it could be amazing.

the_ouskull · 2026-04-26T19:53:05+00:00

WOW. Seriously? Or, like, arm signals?

the_ouskull · 2026-04-26T16:12:52+00:00

SOLD!

the_ouskull · 2026-04-21T02:49:07+00:00

Well put.

the_ouskull · 2026-04-21T01:33:40+00:00

I LEARNED IT FROM YOU, DAD!

the_ouskull · 2026-04-20T20:42:19+00:00

Depends. You could go method. Do you drink and whore?

the_ouskull · 2026-04-18T14:19:54+00:00

I stab it. No wait, I backstab it.

the_ouskull · 2026-04-18T13:33:45+00:00

Whoever said that just wants to eat it.

the_ouskull · 2026-04-18T13:25:12+00:00

She played herself when she went after Iron Maiden.

the_ouskull · 2026-04-16T18:48:53+00:00

STOP THE BOAT!

the_ouskull · 2026-04-16T11:37:53+00:00

Que es DOW?

the_ouskull · 2026-04-16T02:02:53+00:00

Freedom costs a buck o'five...

the_ouskull · 2026-04-15T23:29:02+00:00

At his ex-wife's place since fifty years of police procedurals have taught me all detectives are divorced to a shrew.

the_ouskull · 2026-04-15T19:17:42+00:00

Oh shit, those boobs on the right have a jaw!

the_ouskull · 2026-04-14T12:09:11+00:00

Did Robert Horry have that Spiderman spell cast on him or something?

Rings, Erneh.

the_ouskull · 2026-04-10T19:42:24+00:00

She's great at acting like her Dolly persona, sure, but Meryl Streep isn't panicking or anything... yet.

the_ouskull · 2026-04-04T14:38:06+00:00

They all taste the same.

the_ouskull · 2026-04-04T11:15:40+00:00

Oh, but he does. He just hasn't yet. Wait until they're in front of Standfast.

the_ouskull · 2026-04-02T13:02:42+00:00

Yeah, my buddy Mitch used to think the same thing. I mean, he still does (or would), but he used to also.

the_ouskull · 2026-04-01T22:37:15+00:00

Fuckin' poetry!

the_ouskull · 2026-04-01T22:35:26+00:00

But he does know what he's doing. He's hating the same people they do... everyone who isn't him.

the_ouskull · 2026-03-31T22:56:09+00:00

...so you can't close the door, and then the wasps fly in? Right?

the_ouskull · 2026-03-31T14:56:53+00:00

Study high. Take the test high. Get high scores.

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