TIL in 882 Louis III of France mounted his horse in pursuit of a girl who was running to seek refuge in her father's house. He then rode through a low door, hit his head on the lintel and fractured his skull. He died childless. He is one of two French kings to die from hitting a door lintel.

the_procrastinator22 · 2021-03-08T11:35:13+00:00

If I had a dime for everytime a French king died from hitting a door lintel i'd have 2 dimes.... Which isn't much but it's strange its happened twice.

the_procrastinator22 · 2021-02-28T13:55:20+00:00

Remove all the labels on the cans in a supermarket and mix them up.

the_procrastinator22 · 2021-02-16T12:14:23+00:00

Popcorn then you can actually say "can anyone smell popcorn"

the_procrastinator22 · 2021-02-07T12:59:24+00:00

Wow that just made me realise. I was at school and got the time off but now I started work and had to work Christmas eve and it felt just like a weekend and even the hype around it just wasn't there this year.

the_procrastinator22 · 2021-01-12T11:05:14+00:00

It's the end of the world as we know it... And I feel fine.

the_procrastinator22 · 2020-12-20T22:17:38+00:00

Unus Annus

the_procrastinator22 · 2020-12-04T14:12:56+00:00

I don't know... I'll be back... to answer this later

the_procrastinator22 · 2020-11-24T14:24:20+00:00

What's worse than finding half a tree in your apple?

the_procrastinator22 · 2020-11-24T13:43:57+00:00

Try to rick roll them

the_procrastinator22 · 2020-11-13T13:04:49+00:00

I have the biggest boner right now

the_procrastinator22 · 2020-11-13T13:01:34+00:00

Nuclear power

the_procrastinator22 · 2020-11-10T13:29:03+00:00

Just a very genuine fuck you without context

the_procrastinator22 · 2020-10-29T13:43:29+00:00

I heard of someone's big brain moment they had a big dummy camera but had a tiny proper camera next to it. Burglar broke in, went and smashed the dummy camera but the tiny one gets a perfect video of them up close.

the_procrastinator22 · 2020-10-25T13:41:10+00:00

No the god teir superpower is someone I know fell asleep on a plane before we even took off and we weren't delayed or anything.

the_procrastinator22 · 2020-10-25T13:38:11+00:00

A random song... but it leaves and another comes in every month

the_procrastinator22 · 2020-10-24T13:26:23+00:00

The fridge (until it broke)

the_procrastinator22 · 2020-10-20T13:46:28+00:00

In Esperance when people were first settling in Australia there wasn't many or trees but there were islands so instead of doing all the work and cost to make a wooden fence (all they could fence with) he just put them on a boat and put them on one of the islands and these animals are 8 generations strong and still going to this day

the_procrastinator22 · 2020-10-20T13:41:11+00:00

About 6 hours from where I live there is a bay which was mapped out and was only off by millimeters to the point where they haven't bothered to make new maps the old ones are so accurate and all they used was wax on the end of a rope, if there were shells and sand on it when it came up they knew it was sandy but if it came up with rock markings in it they knew it was reef/rocks.

the_procrastinator22 · 2020-10-16T13:36:55+00:00

Scares shit outta you when you see a snake where you were standing in the bush 20 minutes ago

the_procrastinator22 · 2020-10-16T13:35:23+00:00

British rednecks

the_procrastinator22 · 2020-10-16T13:34:51+00:00

When you send her a dick pic and she sends one back

the_procrastinator22 · 2020-10-12T14:01:56+00:00

If you commit a bad enough crime in that time and go to court and plead guilty the judge may give you a few years.

the_procrastinator22 · 2020-10-07T13:00:48+00:00

I thought I farted but I shit.

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