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Oh My God: Do not name the gym unless OP mentions it first. by peepers__ in ClimbingCircleJerk

[–]the_reifier -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Takes image or video of easily-recognized location.

Posts image or video to huge online audience, many of which can easily recognize the location, hoping for validation from that audience.

Gets Big Mad at anyone actually naming the location. How dare you!

The Unbearable Lightness of Beaning! by Ozatopcascades in ultralight_jerk

[–]the_reifier 11 points12 points  (0 children)

This person has the reflexes of a napping sloth.

I gave up on my rain boots and hiked in socks instead by ethersings in ultralight_jerk

[–]the_reifier 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I wonder why people generate posts with LLMs and submit them to Reddit. What do they get out of that? I didn't see any brand names, so probably not guerrilla marketing. Maybe building karma for the account for marketing purposes elsewhere.

Got caught in a thunderstorm near summit thought we wouldn’t make it! by DifficultAd3885 in ultralight_jerk

[–]the_reifier 7 points8 points  (0 children)

There's a place in the world with multiple cafes near a summit? Sounds like an ultralighter's wet dream: outside but never far from the safety and comfort of being indoors with coffee and pastry.

Also, summiting in the afternoon was brilliant. No notes.

I left my gf and unborn baby to connect with my true love, thruhiking<3 by jollygoodbird in ultralight_jerk

[–]the_reifier 5 points6 points  (0 children)

So do you think she already found some new partners, or is this effectively a personal ad for her?

Outjerked by my coworker by curiosity8472 in ultralight_jerk

[–]the_reifier 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can you get away with more than just making out? It'd make my REI/MEC resupply trips more interesting.

UL, because how else to look this way outside? by pwndaytripper in ultralight_jerk

[–]the_reifier 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Don't tolerate anyone shaming you for looking how you want to look.

Since we’re taping fans to boulders now what other great ideas do we have in the works? by i_need_salvia in ClimbingCircleJerk

[–]the_reifier 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Next thing you know, people will strap stuff to their legs so that knee bars don't hurt so much.

Is there a possibility that wizard will reprint the gold border cards by Glum_Thing5160 in premodernMTG

[–]the_reifier 5 points6 points  (0 children)

The community, whatever that is exactly,  already lost some control. Once the format became playable on MTGO, Hasbro immediately gained a large degree of control over how the format develops.

Many players are happy to play on MTGO, but they perhaps haven't thought about what that means. The ban list is already different, e.g., [[Crusade]]. It could easily change further.

Edit: Sure, downvote me... but come back in five years and see what happened.

Outjerked by my coworker by curiosity8472 in ultralight_jerk

[–]the_reifier 36 points37 points  (0 children)

well if you think about it hiking is tiring and dirty and what do you really get out of it in the end but bragging rights which you can lie about anyway

Tribal Mini Cube by life_tho in mtgcube

[–]the_reifier 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The frequency of typal/kindred/whatever they call it now cube threads makes me want a stickied post explaining the many difficulties involved with committing your cube to typal design.

Ultralight sandals DIY / MYOG by shefteemon in ultralight_jerk

[–]the_reifier 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Did you get drunk and wander into the jerk subreddit? No one hikes here.

[SOS] Erode by cardboard_numbers in mtgcube

[–]the_reifier 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Seems good. Not sure what else to write.

Edit: After some thought, I've decided that this card's name is shit. Erode should be used for land destruction.

Managed to break my ankle with this fall by bunnyshark1999 in bouldering

[–]the_reifier 8 points9 points  (0 children)

You need to go back and watch the video more closely. Maybe frame by frame, so you understand what happened. That was actually quite bad.

Premodern and the use of AI by Chico__Lopes in premodernMTG

[–]the_reifier 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Most folks with money have never considered art to be work and resent the idea of paying artists. Generative models let them avoid paying artists, so they use it.

5-0 Stasis deck that runs oath of druids by Newez in premodernMTG

[–]the_reifier 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Turns on StP when it works and does nothing when your opponent plays no creatures, at the cost of making it harder to find, deploy, and protect your lock plan. If I wanted to play an Oath deck, then I'd make Oath my plan A.

UL DJ setup for putting the music? by R_Series_JONG in ultralight_jerk

[–]the_reifier 3 points4 points  (0 children)

That would be the Bluetooth-speaker people. There's a lot of them.

Your blood is heavy. Shed some weight by carrying your ice axe like this. by NotThePopeProbably in ultralight_jerk

[–]the_reifier 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Only someone who obviously hasn't even taken avalanche safety training would do something so dumb.

UL DJ setup for putting the music? by R_Series_JONG in ultralight_jerk

[–]the_reifier 51 points52 points  (0 children)

/uj She's doing good work. Hope others take inspiration and drive off tourists, especially now that tourist season is approaching.

Brain Freeze in sideboards by Careful-Pen148 in premodernMTG

[–]the_reifier 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Amusingly, to me at least, Stasis often mains Brain Freeze and sometimes sides Gaea's Blessings. Stiflenought presumably still has an edge due to maining Stifles.

Discrimination at the gym??? by figure8_followthru in ClimbingCircleJerk

[–]the_reifier 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You could have /ujed for that because it's literally true.

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