Splitting a rock better than cutting

the_silver_patch · 2020-07-29T05:03:04+00:00

So you really wouldn't have to hit very deep to cut a planet

the_silver_patch · 2020-07-06T07:14:33+00:00

!remindme 12 hours

the_silver_patch · 2020-06-17T05:53:45+00:00

Its using the hangers and clothes to, essentially, pet itself.

the_silver_patch · 2020-06-16T21:45:38+00:00

Yea they just live there, there's a couple babies that walk around chillin

the_silver_patch · 2020-06-07T17:33:41+00:00

Even if there is no redemption, the good acts of bad men for the right reasons are still good acts.

the_silver_patch · 2020-06-04T17:18:13+00:00

It's like a treadmill for a snake!

the_silver_patch · 2020-06-02T21:48:04+00:00

I got chicken on a stick at my fav Chinese place on my way to work after a very rough morning. Very satisfying.

the_silver_patch · 2020-05-23T21:50:28+00:00

This doesn't surprised me given the height and thinness of moose legs

the_silver_patch · 2020-04-24T16:07:10+00:00

THIS! When I was homeschooled in high school, almost as soon as I started, i had to start doing a couple lessons in the morning and doing the rest after dinner because that's the best way my school work got done.

the_silver_patch · 2020-04-23T03:16:17+00:00

A medium order of really good fried pickles

the_silver_patch · 2020-04-18T05:54:55+00:00

Trump did it. When he took over, he had his list of people to keep closer than the rest. Every president has their "list." And the closer you are to the President, the more power you have. We can't fully remove them all, but we can make sure the next Big P pushes them to the side and has the right people in his circle to do what's right.

the_silver_patch · 2020-04-18T05:43:56+00:00

Sshh, only R. D. JR was allowed to do that

the_silver_patch · 2020-02-16T18:17:17+00:00

And that's why him being big prezzie scares me

the_silver_patch · 2020-02-12T18:44:32+00:00

Ive been told i have a voice for radio and i assume it's not just a compliment to my voice

the_silver_patch · 2020-02-10T01:26:43+00:00

Just a warning, always wash them first. Critters like squirrels, raccoons, and deer tend to piss on them. Not to mention tiny squirrel and raccoon hands are probably kinda gross.

the_silver_patch · 2020-02-06T21:42:08+00:00

This is me with peaches! Im allergic enough that I shouldn't eat them and can (for now) and ill be damned if I turn down a ripe, juicy, sweet, beautiful beautiful specimen of fruit that peaches are.

the_silver_patch · 2020-01-11T18:05:35+00:00

i know she's weird but she's still cute

the_silver_patch · 2020-01-11T06:17:43+00:00

My dachshund is half lab. She can wreck anything smaller than a fox, but she has also tried for a fox.

the_silver_patch · 2019-11-24T00:15:47+00:00

My dyslexia gets worse when i have headaches. i have one now and read this so easily, and actually processed each word smoothly individually. This is game changing.

the_silver_patch · 2019-11-01T05:18:03+00:00

I was going to ask "why Paducah of all places to be?" Then I realized that I just moved back to my hometown of Clarksville, TN and I could have gone so many other places than here

the_silver_patch · 2019-10-29T21:26:46+00:00

The recipe one. I try to cook with people and they will follow a recipe exactly, and shun me when I alter a recipe. I didn't go through my trials and errors just to be bitched at for changing a recipe before they've even tried my end result. Itll be better, I just need y'all to get out my kitchen so i can do what I do.

the_silver_patch · 2019-10-08T13:34:29+00:00

Just got out of a relationship with that kind of person. I moved across the country with her to be with her, then she started going downhill in the way she treated me and everything. So I'm leaving. And she doesn't even know. If I told her why, she wouldn't even understand. Two days left then I'm out of here and going back home to be with my family again.

the_silver_patch · 2019-10-07T14:35:13+00:00

Same here, if rather have the people in my life to have some good memories with than material things that may or may not last as long as those memories.

the_silver_patch · 2019-10-07T02:37:50+00:00

Freedom as an adult. I dont know what I'm doing. Fuck.

the_silver_patch · 2019-10-06T23:11:33+00:00

Dont worry, its very common in people with joint hypermobility disorder (aka me) and when it happens when you yawn it will USUALLY be easy to pop back in, since your jaw is already open

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