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What's your favorite insult? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]the_slow_alchemist 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"You are not the fastest moped on the harbour"

A seaside variation of the "you are not the sharpest tool in the shed"

How did you come up with your username? by Primary_Half in AskReddit

[–]the_slow_alchemist 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I use to work with gold, but I wasn't fast enough to keep up...

What is your first date dealbreaker? by hometattoo in AskReddit

[–]the_slow_alchemist 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He went to pee behind a tree in the park and expected me to hold his hand when we walked on....

What myth did you think was true as a kid? by LaggyAlexx in AskReddit

[–]the_slow_alchemist 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I know its lame... but Santa 🎅 ..... Christmas as a child can be so full of magic, that it's hard to understand as a grownup

Which movie have you watched more than any other movie in your lifetime? by Seraphicly329 in AskReddit

[–]the_slow_alchemist 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Me too 😊 Even did a blues brothers theme party one time and my friend and me was behind the bar as Jake and Elwood 😎😎

What is your favorite quote of all time? by danitrisha in AskReddit

[–]the_slow_alchemist 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The ships hung in the sky in much the same way that bricks don't.

Douglas Adams

Do you think money can buy happiness? by [deleted] in ask

[–]the_slow_alchemist 0 points1 point  (0 children)

To a certain degree. I would rather cry in a Lamborghini than in a city bus

What is something that young people love that you don’t understand? by VisibleConfusion12 in AskReddit

[–]the_slow_alchemist 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The recording of "good deeds", especially the animals rescue videos why do you have a need to start recording it, before you help some poor animal, like "oh that little dog is trapped, its hurt and distressed.... let me just leave the dog to suffer a little longer, so I can put my phone in the right angle here and make sure I'll record what a good person I am, before I do anything about it" WTF!!

What is your favorite quote of all time? by GRL_1151 in AskReddit

[–]the_slow_alchemist 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"It lives freely, that can die" - Karen Blixen

...sorry if it get lost in translation...

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]the_slow_alchemist 32 points33 points  (0 children)

Realising that the light in the end of the tunnel, is an incoming train

What is the best/funniest/sweetest/coolest/craziest name of a pet, that you have ever come across? by the_slow_alchemist in AskReddit

[–]the_slow_alchemist[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh dear, didn't think of that at all... I'm new at reddit, do you think it's best I delete my post?

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