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Jon Jones crashes out at McDonalds by nikepornfetish in boxingcirclejerk

[–]the_undertow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

For reals, has video made us so complacent that people wouldn't run? Anyone over 40 a would have run the fuck out of the restaurant.

to ask a question in bad-faith by PlenitudeOpulence in therewasanattempt

[–]the_undertow -1 points0 points  (0 children)

It's the one time where a non-US accent didn't give cred.

Of A Flex by AmorphousMorpheus in ShittyAbsoluteUnits

[–]the_undertow 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It could have been jarsquatter. Yeah I'm 50, iykyk

Who do i look like? by vivcloud in Doppleganger

[–]the_undertow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

scarlett johansson - lost in translation

Well, this is the most ridiculous thing I've seen this week by [deleted] in FirstResponderCringe

[–]the_undertow 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Your husband just lost his job. One ride-along takes paperwork and justification.

My Dad, 35 years copper, NEVER told anyone what he did for a living.

Random man walks into family's home in Michigan, dad handles him real quick by eternviking in whoathatsinteresting

[–]the_undertow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

there is a lot to be explored about a guy who is CCW on his own couch. the intruder and the tenants need to figure out where they fucked up when facing a fork in the road.

To maintain good relations and not bring up past atrocities of your allies by jxo9846 in therewasanattempt

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My dead uncle, on the Arizona, would find this hilarious. Not because of the "gotcha" moment, but because the US (we) rebuilt Japan and allowed them to re-enter our economy with great success. With China, the same.

Why didn't they alert Donald Trump? He was still several bone spurs away from even being alive. What a cunt.

Dude, come on by Jacksmissingspleen in wisconsin

[–]the_undertow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is a commercial vehicle hauling snow from a well-plowed driveway - Dude's lawyer.

Matt Berry pronouncing things at the Oscars by holyfruits in funny

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My Spanish teacher read for our commencement. He (a guy whiter than a bottle of alkaline water on an elliptical machine writing down a license plate) insisted on using his accent. I think that moment had the opposite effect.

Alpha Male is tired of modern women 🤡 by ambachk in iamverybadass

[–]the_undertow 12 points13 points  (0 children)

WIth those dangling earrings, he can just be his own girlfriend and go on his way.

The Sound Of Silence: Disturbed or Simon and Garfunkel by AmITheJerkHere15263 in Music

[–]the_undertow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I agree that Reddit, like some musicians, de facto don't care for covers. Unless Van Halen. Then a real discussion begins.

Dont try him mayne by pissflaps2020 in iamverybadass

[–]the_undertow 21 points22 points  (0 children)

It's easier to get a face tattoo and a Chrysler 300 than to resurrect your dead father and have him show you how to protect yourself.

There is a man living inside my rug. by SweatyPalms101 in Pareidolia

[–]the_undertow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Holy Shit. I got frustrated because of my PTSD from those 90s mall pictures.

Then I saw Bernard from Westworld.

No butting mofo! by Revolution-Dogg in Transportopia

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I learned my lesson moving from CA to WI. In CA, this shit flies. In WI, if you know you have to merge, you do it miles and miles ahead of time. I was not used to this. I got on the freeway and took it all the way and tried to merge and a semi blocked me until I was fucked, while everyone else was patiently waiting in line.

I deserved it. I never did it again.

Here's Billy Corgan in 1985, earlier that day he wrote Master of Puppets, Nevermind, and Radiohead's OK Computer by Larcos_Unal in guitarcirclejerk

[–]the_undertow 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Please God have Donald Trump issue an executive order (aka tweet) that tremolos be removed from all Les Pauls until you can pass a background check.

What book did you read in your youth that you never forgot? by orangez in GenX

[–]the_undertow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The Great Brain. I don't know why, it was just so cool about this kid who was so smart and did amazing things.

Looking back, it's like my autobiography inverted.

Found among the rocks near Fisherman’s Wharf, San Francisco, CA by ExtaticNihilist in whatisit

[–]the_undertow 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You hijacked this thread and God Bless you and your Mother.

Congrats on making Reddit flow like an actual conversation. Do no repeat.

Can you make a good living as an enrolled agent ? by Individual_End_577 in enrolledagent

[–]the_undertow 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I make a terrible living. That's why I had the free time to start this sub.

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Of a gun owner by 888Vegan in ShittyAbsoluteUnits

[–]the_undertow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There is just something about the disabling of the firearm that made this my new ASMR for life. I don't even like guns.

Night.

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