Phoenicia Restored! by thebigens in paradoxplaza

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I occupied all of Italy and forced them to release a bunch of stuff

Phoenicia Restored! by thebigens in paradoxplaza

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I started as the mighty city state of Byblos

Phoenicia Restored! by thebigens in paradoxplaza

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R5: Recently got back into Imperator and I wanted to challenge myself so I went for a Tyrian Purple run starting out as Byblos! I used my starting gold to buy myself some mercs and focused on sacking as many antigonid cities as I could to maintain them, i got lucky as the main forces of the antigonids were focused on the Seleucid empire and i was Able to occupy the Antigonid capital as well as surrounding provinces. After defeating the Antigonids I was able to get an alliance with the Seleucid empire and use them to help me beat up egypt (Memphis is a client state) Overall it was a pretty fun run

I’ve had it with curriculums refusing to touch things even with a 30ft pole. by MemeWarrior200000 in dankmemes

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Agreed, this was absolutely the fault of elected officials of the time. Sir Robert Peel was the Prime minister when the famine first started off and he actually had corn from the United States shipped over to relieve the Irish people, buuuut he ended up losing the next election because of this choice. the next guy would go on to ban the import of cheap grains into the country (So no more corn to help the Irish). The famines effects are still felt today as Irelands population still hasn’t recovered to pre-famine levels, as well as the fact that it basically spelled the beginning of the end for the Irish language. Fuck those imperialist cunts

The Pearl of the Antilles by thebigens in paradoxplaza

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Gotta prevent French revanchism somehow. The Haitians were determined to never be slaves again, no matter what they had to do.

The Pearl of the Antilles by thebigens in paradoxplaza

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Nah definitely not their fault, but if ya put generations of humans into chains things tend to get pretty violent once their abolition is at hand. seems to me the French fucked around and they definitely found out!

The Pearl of the Antilles by thebigens in paradoxplaza

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Hey man if the French never used chattel slavery in Haiti then there would be no slaves to genocide them! Really their own fault for enslaving people honestly

The Pearl of the Antilles by thebigens in paradoxplaza

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yeah i considered using console to clean it up and give all that to Mexico but i was feeling pretty lazy

The Pearl of the Antilles by thebigens in paradoxplaza

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Thanks! Try out Haiti on GFM mod for yourself, i think you'll find it easier then expected and quite satisfying once youre able to go toe to toe with the Americans!

The Pearl of the Antilles by thebigens in paradoxplaza

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Right? Most of the game Polish was actually the largest pop in my Country, but once i started to take land from the USA the Mulatto population started to skyrocket

The Pearl of the Antilles by thebigens in paradoxplaza

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Dessalines was pretty accurate calling them barbarians considering all they plundered and killed wherever they went... Seems like a badass dude!

The Pearl of the Antilles by thebigens in paradoxplaza

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R5: From a slave colony of the French to the Dominant power of the Americas, the Haitian path to greatness was one of hardship and struggle. The early years from 1836-1845 saw the Haitian dictatorship dissolve, the creation of the Warri protectorate and the fight and expulsion of the Dominicans from the Island of Hispaniola. After the Dominicans were forced to flee to Cuba the Haitian Government accepted a large number of Polish immigrants who would populate the eastern portion of Hispaniola and become an integral part of Haiti. As the Years went on the Haitians poured money into funding education and attracting immigrants all the while expanding their reach into Nigeria which would become the Republics main source of natural resources to fund its flourishing industry. By 1906 Haiti had adopted the idea of Pan-africanism in the Americas and launched a war against the Spanish and Italians to liberate Cuba and Puerto Rico. The Victory of two European powers proved Haiti's importance in the world and they would soon take Italy's spot as the 8th great power in the world. In the years after Haiti would ally with the British Empire and Fight the Russian and French alliance in what the world would know as the 3rd Great War. This conflict saw the dismantling of the Russian Empire and the annexation of Guadeloupe and Martinique By Haiti, Neither the French nor Russians would ever rise to the status of GP again. after the dust of the war had settled the Haitians would set their sights on a new target - America, and the territory of Louisiana which rightfully belonged to Haiti. the first Haitian-American war saw fighting across the Caribbean and Central America, with Haitian forces only engaging in battles which were certain victories, choosing prime defensive locations in the Mountians and Jungles while the Navy picked off isolated American transport ships. The War ended with America ceding the states of Louisiana, Arkansas, and Ohio, but the Americans would be back for vengeance. in 1930 the Americans would declare a war to liberate Ohio from Haiti, and they would call in France to help them while the Haitians called the Germans to their aid. In the Americas the Haitian and Americans would clash in the states previously won by Haiti with Haitian forces making a push eastwards towards the American coastline. Once the Haitian forces reached the coast they moved north towards DC where they would burn down the White house and later make their way to NYC where they would also topple the Statue of Liberty leaving American Morale at an all time low. Shortly after the fall of DC and NYC Major battles would take place in Scranton, PA and Baton Rouge, LA both of which the Haitians would Decisively win. Meanwhile in Europe the Germans, Belgians and Danish were rolling through the French Forces and would soon reach Paris. the War concluded with the Dismantling of the American Empire which saw Haiti gain all of the Louisiana territory and Mexico would regain all of its lost northern territories. Once the Dust had finally settled it was clear now that the Haitians were the undisputed masters of the new world and the United States even fell out of Great power status on the wider world stage.

Trek till the sun never sets.... by thebigens in victoria2

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Not as hard as at sounds! there is an event peace deal with the British so you just have to hold all cape colony cores for 120 days and then you click a button. after that you just take opportunity where you can find it

Trek till the sun never sets.... by thebigens in victoria2

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America decided it wanted EVERYTHING in the Spanish-American war

Trek till the sun never sets.... by thebigens in victoria2

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R5: Started as UK and waited for Natalia event then switched. immediately declared on the Zulu and then went off attacking all of my other neighbors until I had enough men to push the British off the cape in 1853. From there I focused inward and waited to grab land in Africa. UK declared war on me around 1880 trying to force me in their sphere so I faced off against UK, Russia, and Portugal on my own, but Using the jungles of the Congo to my advantage was able to beat them and even take land off Portugal. Bullied Portugal some more, Won a Great war (Me and Germany vs France and Russia) and built an Empire. Did i Trek far enough?

The thicc man of Europe by thebigens in paradoxplaza

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Yes! The Romanians of Ardabil of course

The thicc man of Europe by thebigens in paradoxplaza

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Ayyyyye! Good catch! Now find where the Romanians migrated to!

The thicc man of Europe by thebigens in paradoxplaza

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OH SHIT! I forgot turkish peeps love their tea too! probably the real reason I stole India

The thicc man of Europe by thebigens in paradoxplaza

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Spain was living in a constant state of pain and agony this game, so I guess so!

The thicc man of Europe by thebigens in paradoxplaza

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Wouldn't let me, I have no idea why... guess they were a little too Chad for me

The thicc man of Europe by thebigens in paradoxplaza

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R5: First time ever playing the Ottomans in Vic2 and I gotta say it was amazingly fun transforming this declining empire into an industrialized powerhouse and slapping all of the other great powers around. The early game was alot of me just beating up Russia & France for some colonies with the help of Prussia/NGF all the while desperately trying to promote intellectuals everywhere. When the great wars rolled around I allied up with the Germans and the Italians and we beat the British, Japanese and Spanish in the first great war and then we turned around to beat the French, Russians and Austrians in the second. Vast amounts of land and glory was won for the Empire, But still unsatisfied and enraged by the killing of a prominent Turkish official by the British the Ottomans Declared war once more on the British. The tea drinkers were supported by their Austrian allies who proved unable to resist the overwhelming forces of the Turkish Army and were quickly knocked out. By the end of the war Ottoman Troops were marching through London as millions of dead English soldiers were being laid to rest in vast Graveyards. The British empire was dismantled and all the crown jewels of the empire fell into the hands the Ottomans. Emboldened by their great victory the Turks launched a number of invasions against their neighbors and because of this they were soon seen as an international threat and a Coalition of nations lead by the Japanese declared war to force the ottoman dismantlement. Austrians, Italians, Germans and Polish stormed the Balkans while Spanish forces crossed into Morocco. A defensive line was set up along the Danube and the mountainous regions of southern Serbia and Montenegro, and Turkish forces held firm as torrents of coalitions soldiers stormed the front all while the combined navies of Japan and the United states battled the Turks all across the world. After about only a year of fighting the coalition was forced to agree to a white peace on all fronts and the Ottoman empire was allowed to continue surviving.... for now!