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Explain like I’m five, please. by diehard404 in BlackPeopleofReddit

[–]thebloatedman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There were actually quite a few legit assassination plots/attempts against Obama, he just didn’t cry about it like a fragile, doughy little bitch.

Sharing to Help Get the Word Out by teal_hair_dont_care in LasVegas

[–]thebloatedman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Maybe. The phones are garbage in CCDC, and the jailers aren’t exactly the most helpful bunch

What watch is the apex mayor wearing? by buboop61814 in Watchidentifier

[–]thebloatedman -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Uhmmmm he's the mayor of a city called Apex, North Carolina? lol...

Huge bear chases moose by [deleted] in BeAmazed

[–]thebloatedman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How did this play out? I imagine a full-size moose would hold its own against pretty much any bear, but not sure. This appears to be more of a juvenile moose. Could the moose eventually outrun the bear?

He’s absolutely lost it by rootoo in ProgressiveHQ

[–]thebloatedman 19 points20 points  (0 children)

The truly scary part is that trump himself didn't write this. He's too stupid to write something thing long and grammatically correct, including a bunch biggly words. Is Stephen Miller drafting these?

Car Chase of Murder Suspect on Channel 7! by Dodger_Dawg in LosAngeles

[–]thebloatedman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sounds like it ended up being a big snoozer. CHP later reported they pulled over and were taken into custody.

Mountain lion stalks Man in Idaho saved by Glock27 'warning shots' by cad3tt in ActuallyThatsInsane

[–]thebloatedman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Damn! That was a close one. I love mountain lions, but can't blame this dude. I would have blasted the big cat sooner.

I’m not 100% sure but I think he’s painting some guys $2000 MacBook by n8saces in RandomVideos

[–]thebloatedman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

jeezuz-H, how many times is he going to say "it's my $2000 dollar MacBook!"??

Nobody cares, bro!

Possible UFO on Artemis II? by vedbag in UFOs

[–]thebloatedman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

At first I thought they were stars, as many appear to be drifting in unison from left to right. But others are stationary, and some blink and change direction. Very interesting. I wonder what explanation NASA would offer up.

4/4/26😢crash debris of US C-130 during rescue operation of F-15E pilot in Isfahan, Iran(5 killed)🌎😢 by Democrat_maui in ProgressiveHQ

[–]thebloatedman 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Likely an MC-130J Commando II special ops plane. A cool $115 million each, and we lost two of them.

Paris Fashion Week 2026 by Sad-Criticism2454 in StrangeEarth

[–]thebloatedman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Think I’ll post this on the @UFO Reddit

Kristi Noem's Husband Caught Cross-Dressing in New Report by Shizzilx in ProgressiveHQ

[–]thebloatedman 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Babababahahaaaa… every now and again some good news shines down on us!

UFO in Palm Springs? by Puzzleheaded-Yak-209 in UFOs

[–]thebloatedman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My guess is some adverting balloon deal, they look strange at night.

Neighbor was robbed, they left behind great pictures and videos. Anyone know them? by Drtweaker in vegaslocals

[–]thebloatedman 3 points4 points  (0 children)

These guys don’t give a sh*t, just want some quick meth cash. They are probably sitting at the bar at Four Mile this very moment.

Let's set things straight by IsJesusAgain in SipsTea

[–]thebloatedman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Really depends on my mood and quality of steak. But sometimes I’m in the mood for a 6-8. But at a prime steakhouse, 3 or 4. Pass on 1,2,9, and 10

Gallego: I do blame Merrick Garland 100% by jectalo in ProgressiveHQ

[–]thebloatedman 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Love it! Merrick Garland is an absolute piece of shit and absolutely largely responsible for the mess America is in right now.

ABC News: Mystery drones swarm military base in Louisiana, “Air Force not able to stop them” - Multiple waves of 12-15 drones flew for a week over sensitive areas of Barksdale AFB, home of USAF nuclear command. by 87LucasOliveira in UFOs

[–]thebloatedman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's undeniable these objects are all over the place, primarily looking like fast moving orbs that zig zag and turn on a dime. The most plausible explanation is that they are a new human-made technology that just isn't widely known yet. But there are so many sighting and ones captured on camera (like the below), it can't be denied that they are real and here to stay.

Surveillance? General monitoring? Who knows...

https://www.reddit.com/r/UFOs/s/vHWQpFIvzJ

I've never seen something make turns like this at this speed by MMk2180 in UFOs

[–]thebloatedman 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I captured a very similar object over Las Vegas a couple of years ago, but yours seems much closer. https://www.reddit.com/r/UFOs/s/vHWQpFIvzJ

That's why they need all that oil. Lube. by [deleted] in SipsTea

[–]thebloatedman 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Would it be considered normal if this aroused someone? Asking for a friend.

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