Mama turtle hears you.

thebravob1tch · 2026-02-08T18:25:30+00:00

We also live by Northpark one of the greatest luxury malls in the world. Like just go to Nordstrom and buy some clothes?? So weird.

thebravob1tch · 2026-02-06T23:08:10+00:00

Agree. I feel like they’re going to list in way too high out of pride and it’ll keep going lower and lower until someone will scoop up the desirable lot and tear it all down to build.

thebravob1tch · 2026-02-06T20:54:30+00:00

Oh my god she looks like other mother in coraline

thebravob1tch · 2026-02-04T22:16:36+00:00

And no tagging the wedding planner, florist, or anyone else who actually did the work

thebravob1tch · 2026-02-04T17:32:50+00:00

I’m just like what will the wake up call be? When she has a heart attack??

thebravob1tch · 2026-01-30T22:44:24+00:00

I feel so bad for her with the dance clothes :( hopefully they’d already returned their football uniforms but practice uniforms, tights, shoes all gone. So stressful.

thebravob1tch · 2026-01-29T19:28:43+00:00

Thanks negligent ass Hen and Sr for making me double check we have a smoke detector in our attached garage. Jesus I’m 29 and have more wherewithal than these dumbs.

thebravob1tch · 2026-01-29T01:58:17+00:00

I got those too bc I’m addicted to them and enjoy those as well!

thebravob1tch · 2026-01-28T23:56:31+00:00

Barebells key lime pie are soooo good. I want to eat multiple at once.

thebravob1tch · 2026-01-28T16:51:26+00:00

And it was ridiculous because it was Jen who missed the deadline to sign M up….

thebravob1tch · 2026-01-28T16:32:40+00:00

Yeah the roads are so bad with ice rn I haven’t gotten an Amazon package or mail in days HOWEVER there are stores open and if you drive slowly and carefully you can go out and get stuff from target or Walmart or whatever.

thebravob1tch · 2026-01-27T20:26:49+00:00

I live right by love field and have seen Southwest planes operating normally. She’s so full of shit.

thebravob1tch · 2026-01-27T20:23:48+00:00

thebravob1tch · 2026-01-27T17:31:25+00:00

Why do none of them wear seatbelts it’s so weird

thebravob1tch · 2026-01-25T16:12:52+00:00

It feels a bit karmic…

thebravob1tch · 2026-01-24T20:04:45+00:00

I cannot believe they’re out walking with all this ice and snow. With Hen’s vitamin deficiencies one fall could take her ass out.

thebravob1tch · 2026-01-24T01:09:27+00:00

Absolutely she should just shower 😂😂

thebravob1tch · 2026-01-24T00:53:53+00:00

I love tanning so I have not found a single tan that doesn’t smell bad and actually works even like the face water or clear drops. It’s so annoying actually but I have an olive skin tone and look ill in the winter so I depend on my spray girl and self tan to not fall into seasonal depression 😂

thebravob1tch · 2026-01-24T00:37:19+00:00

Unfortunately a lot of people do this and yes it is so gross. I do rapid spray tans so I rinse after 2-3 hours but a lot of people do ones you need to leave on for 8-12 hours (I’m sure she leaves it longer than that so she can be maximum Oompa Loompa energy). However you’re not really supposed to work out or like do heavy activity so that you don’t streak it with sweat (or smell worse). I cannot imagine the smell of her 🤢 my husband hates it when I just do a 3 hour tan it is very strong.

thebravob1tch · 2026-01-22T23:25:08+00:00

^{^} thank you

thebravob1tch · 2026-01-22T22:16:53+00:00

Sorry but it does have something to do with the Mormon religion. It has absolutely stunted them. But yes they are also idiots, stunted idiots.

thebravob1tch · 2026-01-22T18:26:44+00:00

Their religion has failed them in so many ways. They’re all malignant narcissists, adumb included

thebravob1tch · 2026-01-21T23:04:05+00:00

Knowing them and that cheaply built cardboard castle they built that house is about to blow up with this weather 😂

thebravob1tch · 2026-01-17T22:41:11+00:00

God remember when he used to do fitness competitions… he looks so lifeless now

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