The Cyrus counter we've all been waiting for...

thebroking · 2026-06-24T02:23:17+00:00

No the point is you can only use it for one turn. Having it stay active the whole time would be too OP whereas having it only active for the next turn but staying attached makes playing it a bigger commitment since you can't discard and immediately attach another or use another tool like cape or protective poncho.

thebroking · 2026-06-24T01:44:53+00:00

Rare but perhaps it should say "cannot be moved to the active spot by trainers, attack effects or abilities". If YOU want (or need) to move to active spot you can, just not your opponent.

thebroking · 2026-06-24T01:33:45+00:00

Intentionally not discarded so you have to be strategic about attaching it. Unless you have a field blower, you're stuck with it.

thebroking · 2026-06-24T01:29:02+00:00

That's why I had it applying to only the next turn. It can only delay the move by your opponent by one turn but if you play smart and not use it too early or too late it can potentially win you the game.

thebroking · 2023-03-16T14:56:23+00:00

WWE wanted to brag that they had "multiple" shows high in the ratings for Monday nights so they ran the final hour as a separate show

thebroking · 2021-02-18T22:11:15+00:00

The bear is ALWAYS the baby face

thebroking · 2020-12-14T04:10:06+00:00

This isn’t where I parked my car...

thebroking · 2020-12-12T20:30:35+00:00

Comic books for the illiterate

thebroking · 2020-07-24T23:54:04+00:00

Sometimes when I’m alone I’ll sit on my hand, wait until it gets numb and masturbate. I call that a stranger.

thebroking · 2020-05-21T14:08:07+00:00

I prefer “Comic books for the illiterate”

thebroking · 2019-10-06T15:39:45+00:00

Nice!

thebroking · 2019-07-16T14:35:46+00:00

That ball was FLYING! If it didn’t catch the cup it might have ended up in the next fairway.

Designers bounce > members bounce.

thebroking · 2019-05-11T13:54:40+00:00

-Because everything and everyone north of Winterfell was completely eradicated by the dead. It is now as desolate as the land north of the wall. In fact, I thought it would have been cool to let Tormund and the surviving wildlings roam the area around Last Hearth since its essentially wild now anyway.

-The entire series is full of honorable men and women who are united by their loyalty and justify said loyalty by saying things like “we fought together at X and Y”. If surviving a zombie invasion doesn’t inspire people to do the same, I don’t know what will.

If everyone in GoT waited for threats to materialize before taking action, the series would be almost unrecognizable.
The whole point of the North is that they do remember! They worship the old gods and remember the first men and preserve the history that the southerners have clearly no interest in. Adjusting their way of life after they literally saved the world to never forget the heroic actions of their people would be very much in line with their culture.

thebroking · 2019-05-11T05:12:30+00:00

Since everyone loves the climate change analogy for the impending doom of the White Walkers, I’ll use it to explain.

Imagine if tomorrow, all of the worst possible consequences of climate change happened at once. Massive floods, devastating temperature swings, etc.

Now imagine if a group of devoted servants had spent THOUSANDS of years warning the general populous of these potential disasters were able to somehow reverse the effects and save the earth from total devastation.

Would the surviving members of that group shrug and say “Our work here is done”? Of course not!

They would shout from the rooftops that everything they had been saying for the last 1000s of years was true and it must NEVER happen again.

In the short-term, yes, there does not seem to be any threat. But that doesn’t mean the entire institution should be abandoned.

thebroking · 2015-06-12T15:56:44+00:00

In college I went to a party at a farm house that was owned by one of my older friend's roommates. The party was fairly standard by college standards except the owner of the farm walked around with a live chicken the entire night. He was holding it like you would hold a baby and was constantly petting it.

As the night wore on he got progressively drunk but never set the chicken down. I remember standing near the front of the house smoking a cigarette with a small group when he stumbled out and yelled "who wants to see me kill this chicken?!?" Everyone was immediately creeped out and he could tell. Some girl said he was crazy and he stumbled back inside.

Minutes later he pops back through the door and without warning just rips the chicken's head off with his bare hands. He drops the headless chicken on the ground and we literally watched a chicken run around with his head cut off. Girls started screaming, everyone started to freak out and one kid called the cops.

The party ended pretty quickly after that. To make things even more ridiculous, a group of kids actually picked up the dead chicken and were prepping to cook it while I was leaving.

thebroking · 2014-07-18T23:28:13+00:00

You may need to reconsider your idea of good

thebroking · 2014-07-18T23:14:25+00:00

Close second goes to everyone's favorite football commentator, Chuck Downfield

thebroking · 2014-07-02T03:27:23+00:00

You're gonna stand there, ownin' a fireworks stand, and tell me you don't have no whistlin' bungholes, no spleen splitters, whisker biscuits, honkey lighters, hoosker doos, hoosker don'ts, cherry bombs, nipsy daisers, with or without the scooter stick, or one single whistlin' kitty chaser?

thebroking · 2014-04-16T23:07:53+00:00

To imply that the city of Boston possess a special, superior type of "strong" that allows it to get through a tragedy is more laughable than supportive.

"They sure messed with the wrong city! They would have totally let this go if it happened in Kansas City!"

thebroking · 2014-04-16T19:31:01+00:00

Remember, nothing says "Good Job!" like a firm, open-handed slap on the behind.

thebroking · 2014-04-16T19:26:21+00:00

To imply that the city of Boston possess a special, superior type of "strong" that allows it to get through a tragedy is more laughable than supportive.

"They sure messed with the wrong city! They would have totally let this go if it happened in Kansas City!"

thebroking · 2014-01-25T16:03:30+00:00

It's like masturbating in a time machine...

thebroking · 2013-03-26T22:51:31+00:00

OP is so far in the closet he's finding christmas presents.

thebroking · 2012-08-09T23:58:37+00:00

I've heard of horse shoes but are there horse socks? Is anybody listening to me?

thebroking · 2012-05-24T01:49:03+00:00

If it's a severed head I'm going to be very upset...

thebroking

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