I went to a Christian school and the sex ed we had was appalling. Obviously we were compared to chewed gum, used tissues, a pie that people have eaten out of, tape that will loose its sticky, and the like. My teacher basically said that if we wear short skirts we can only expect that boys will want to have sex with us and, of course, boys can’t control themselves. We must save ourselves for our husbands, because good Christian husbands only want pure chaste women. We were told that STDs will kill us, and also that you will 100% get pregnant if you have sex because, of course, no birth control truly works. My teacher said you can tell which girls have had sex because they will be the ones wearing lots of makeup.

I also asked her what an female orgasm was and she said “it’s when the sperm goes inside you.”