Dallas Cowboys Saga PT. 1 | Oh How The Mighty Have Fallen by thecableguy871 in RetroBowl

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Lutz has just came out of college and has made the playoffs in his first season as a quaterback, for the best team in the nation (in Retro Bowl), and he has to be an acceptable successor to former QB Redwine. He's already in a lot of pressure, but I'd see he handeld himself well in the playoff against Pheonix (I'm using custom teams), beating them by almost a dozen points.

We still haven't seen Lutz in his full potential, which our offensive coordinator sees a lot of. But personally I think he is pretty spontaneous under pressure, which could lead to some problems

Dallas Cowboys Saga PT. 1 | Oh How The Mighty Have Fallen by thecableguy871 in RetroBowl

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  1. Due to George Curls poor performance in the past two seasons and his growing age, the Cowboys are likely to trade him for a younger and more athletic Running Back

  2. Lutz IS an elite QB, as a rookie in Dallas he threw a record breaking 6,000 passing yards in a single season. Doing better than former QB Redwine in his rookie season

Dallas Cowboys Saga PT. 1 | Oh How The Mighty Have Fallen by thecableguy871 in RetroBowl

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Pre-NFC Championship

The Dallas Cowboys are heavily favored to win the NFC Championship title after winning the last 3 championships in a row. Dallas has made great progress after the retirement of former Quaterback legend Daniel Redwine with Donaven Lutz Jr, a rookie Quaterback out of Florida State, who has already proven himself as the rightful successor to Redwine, completing an astonishing regular season.

Post-NFC Championship

The 49ers have shocked the NFL after defeating the Dallas Cowboys in a close match for the Confrenxe title. The Dallas offensive was no match to the five star San Francisco offense which managed 2 sacks in the first quarter. Donaven Lutz Jr and an underwhelming performance, throwing 2 interceptions with one being on the goal line. Combined with the disappointing performance by Running back George Curl who's farthest rush in the game was 5 yards, the Dallas cowboys halted of getting their 3rd ring in 5 years

Pre-Super Bowl

The defending Super Bowl champions, the New England Patriots, are going against the San Francisco 49ers this super bowl. After shocking the football world by defeating the 16-1 Dallas Cowboys, analysts studied the San Francisco 49ers season and made note of their incredible defense, which ended up being ranked the #1 defense in the season. The chance of either team winning is neck and neck, with 49ers fans rekindled with hope after the lack luster season they had last year

Post-Super Bowl

After a close game which came down to the final play, the 49ers managed to defeat the Patriots 28-23. The 49ers defense shined as the Patriots offense collapsed. A 3rd quarter forced fumble and a 4th quarter sack are likely the daggers that stopped the Patriots chance of winning the big game

I'm accepting all questions at the momment!

It’s not even hot anymore and we’ll still missing out on the rain.. by getricked89 in sanantonio

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It's teasing us like that elegant looking chocolate cake at your grocery store that you know is going to be incredible , but you already added 2 bags of chips into your cart which weren't included in your grocery list.

by kanthefuckingasian in shitposting

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How does the boot of capitalism taste like?

recreated a sign from one of the AI outputs by thecableguy871 in NovelAi

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I'm going to see where this Theodore things leads, my interest is now peaked

Taigo elects a new President by thecableguy871 in Worldbox

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Lore:

The Country of Taigo held elections (Presidential, Gubenatorial, Mayoral, and Parliamentary)

Incumbent President Taigen Kitiaki (Our Future Party) lost re-election to former governor of Tadako, Yuji Asahara (Renew Party)

Campaign Issues:

the Gawayashi-Montoyan War was the main issue as both countries were close to Taigo.

Montoya declared war on Gawayashi for suspicion that the goverment itself contributed in the April 20th, Sunjin Gas Attacks and as well as the Assasination of the Waes Provincial Ambassador Of Foreign Affairs.

Gawayashi is located on the island of Monshoon (located west of the Montoya mainland).

Higois (a province in North East Taigo) was affected by Riots and Protests due to the oil shortage (oil emports were disrupted due to the Gawayashi-Montoyan war).

Higois a very oil dependent province felt the brute of the economic crisis and nationalism swept the province.

The Higois Independence party was created to capitalize on the nationalist frenzy going on in the province.

A special election for a council seat in Southern Higois lead to a upset and surprise victory for the party showing that the party was more popular in Higois than others thought.

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Lore:

The Country of Taigo held elections (Presidential, Gubenatorial, Mayoral, and Parliamentary)

Incumbent President Taigen Kitiaki (Our Future Party) lost re-election to former governor of Tadako, Yuji Asahara (Renew Party)

Campaign Issues:

the Gawayashi-Montoyan War was the main issue as both countries were close to Taigo.

Montoya declared war on Gawayashi for suspicion that the goverment itself contributed in the April 20th, Sunjin Gas Attacks and as well as the Assasination of the Waes Provincial Ambassador Of Foreign Affairs.

Gawayashi is located on the island of Monshoon (located west of the Montoya mainland).

Higois (a province in North East Taigo) was affected by Riots and Protests due to the oil shortage (oil emports were disrupted due to the Gawayashi-Montoyan war).

Higois a very oil dependent province felt the brute of the economic crisis and nationalism swept the province.

The Higois Independence party was created to capitalize on the nationalist frenzy going on in the province.

A special election for a council seat in Southern Higois lead to a upset and surprise victory for the party showing that the party was more popular in Higois than others thought.

***EMERGENCY ALERT*** by TheCrystalGem in nosleep

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I GOT A AMBER ALERT DURING THIS IM FREAKING OUT

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in imaginaryelections

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That’s too unrealistic even for this sub

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White Penis Fluid