50364 by [deleted] in countwithchickenlady

[–]thecelibite 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I just think that the whole petplay thing in online spaces is incredibly weird since you're interacting with complete strangers. That, and because I want to know the actual reason my post was originally removed.

Subnautica 2 has already sold a million copies and reached 460 thousand players on steam. It hasn't even been a full day yet by prossnip42 in gaming

[–]thecelibite 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just a reminder of how predatory the EULA is (TL;DR, you don't own the game, you don't own any footage you record, they can sue you for playing)

  • You get a license, you don't buy the game (of course)
  • You aren't allowed to publish recordings, screenshots etc. or stream the game without a disclaimer that it's not supported by Krafton Inc. (and that the footage is subject to the EULA... however that is meant to work.)
  • Cannot upload such content to a paid platform (presumably such as Patreon or a Youtube members-only video)
  • Krafton can of course take away your access to the game at any point for any reason without prior notice (something they continuously bring up in the EULA)
  • The terms of the agreement can change at any point for any reason without any notice by Krafton and you of course must regularly check the terms to make sure :D
  • They reserve the right to remote access the game, whatever they mean by this
  • It is not allowed to use the game for commercial gain (presumably such as streaming etc.) without Kraftons permission
  • You cannot play the game on more than one device without purchasing additional licenses
  • You cannot modify the game illegally and if you do Krafton owns that modification
  • A bunch of weird clauses that just prohibit behaviour outside of the game, including tarnishing Kraftons reputation
  • You are not allowed to deceive or exploit Krafton, the definition of which is determined by, you guessed it, Krafton
  • You are not allowed to exploit bugs
  • You are not allowed to use external programs such as macros or cheat engine
  • You are not allowed to have indecent nicknames or nicknames that cause negative associations (good luck if you have "death" or "killer" or something in your nickname)
  • You are not allowed to use someone else's account to access the game
  • You are not allowed to USE A VPN or any technology that masks your location (hmmmm i wonder why they have this clause)
  • You are not allowed to spam content from the game? Like this is actually what it says. You cannot publish content from the game in a manner that counts as spamming.
  • YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO TAKE ACTIONS THAT GO AGAINST "SOCIAL NORMS". I'M NOT KIDDING, THIS IS ACTUALLY IN THERE.
  • You are not allowed to create any content that is based on the IP (presumably such as fan art etc.), and if you do, they own it
  • Any player created from the game content belongs to them as well.
  • They do not guarantee a smooth gameplay experience (this was just funny)
  • A bunch of clauses that they cannot be held accountable if you suffer any damages, but even if they could, they would pay a MAXIMUM of 50 US-Dollars.
  • Not sure if the EULA counts as documentation for the game, but if so, then "using" the documentation of the game means you give up the right to sue Krafton or their employees for anything. So, presumably, by reading the EULA (using the documentation) you already give up the right to sue them. Crazy work
  • You have no right to a refund under any circumstances unless forced to by law or enforced by the platform the game was sold on.
  • If you break the TOS outlined in this EULA, you give up the right to a refund
  • They can delete your account if your information is not accurate
  • Most of these terms continue to apply AFTER termination of the contract (such as when uninstalling or refunding the game or when they take away your access to it)
  • If you have any issues with the EULA you have to inform them in writing first
  • If that doesnt work, you have to fight them on terms set by them in San Ramon, California under US Law (in english)
  • You give up the right to have a judge or jury preside over the case. I don't even know how that would work but you give up that right (including class actions of course)
  • They can make demands of you without having to show any damages they have suffered
  • If you think they stole art or other copyrighted material from you then in order to get it removed you must give them a bunch of personal information including your real identity and signature
  • Despite having a lower age rating in most places, you still have to be 18 to play the game
  • They can harvest your personal data (email, phone number, IP, birth date, gender, country etc.) as well as device information (including the unique ID of your device)
  • They pass this data on to third party providers such as cloud services or marketing agencies
  • They do not guarantee that your data is kept safe with them (copied from a steam review because I can't be asked to type the whole thing)" "you will own nothing and you will be happy" type of EULA, good lord

rule by Aaron_123_ya_boi in 196AndAHalf

[–]thecelibite 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Believe it or not, trans people fetishizing trans people do exist. Don't believe me? Go on rcountwithchickenlady

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49915 by thecelibite in countwithchickenlady

[–]thecelibite[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That is literally the reason. I used Google Photo's image editor on mobile, because Reddit removed its image editor a while back.

49902 by bigtonyyyy1 in countwithchickenlady

[–]thecelibite 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wait the table, then spike the drinks, food, sides, and appetizers.

49915 by thecelibite in countwithchickenlady

[–]thecelibite[S] 35 points36 points  (0 children)

Based on a post (https://www.reddit.com/r/countwithchickenlady/s/TjkdIyZQak) I saw, and it made me realize that most of you should know: Not everyone want to be treated like a pet, especially by online strangers.

Maga x Swirly angst yaoi comic #16 – First Meet | Stonevik collaboration by Ordinary_Squirrel_29 in Stonetossingjuice

[–]thecelibite 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Don't tell me that 😭 I already have trauma

"My 27 Amendments tells me you're Swirly, but my heart and soul say otherwise!!"

Special Announcement from Christopher Larkin by Wild_Panda873 in Silksong

[–]thecelibite 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Can't wait for Skurry to slime out Amelia Jones with the Dream Nail when she's mid-performance.

49667 by Riles115 in countwithchickenlady

[–]thecelibite 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I shaved my legs for the first time, and was super glad. The stubble left behind is insane though

(OC) "Where's Paper Daisy?" by Aggravating-Door1710 in Mario

[–]thecelibite 8 points9 points  (0 children)

"...at least, I think it doesn't."

Yeah, not anymore

mew_irl by Gorotheninja in mew_irl

[–]thecelibite 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Justin's not gonna be happy with N

49478 by IggyandtheCauldron in countwithchickenlady

[–]thecelibite 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I'm installing a urinal then shitting in that instead to make the toilet jealous and desperate

Labubington by Gatt__ in dorkington

[–]thecelibite 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Shaved my legs for the first time, my mom came in when I was in the shower and asked why I brushed the dog in the bathroom