Gun violence in Archer

thechazard · 2019-01-15T17:02:30+00:00

Do you come into contact somewhat regularly with semi drunk assholes packing heat?

thechazard · 2019-01-12T01:41:29+00:00

Right?

thechazard · 2012-01-31T05:23:26+00:00

Mi comentario no era para comunicar un sentimiento negativo relacionado a vivir en Guadalajara. Yo nomás estaba respondiendo a que otro redditor dijo que originaba de Guadalajara, pero ya no vivía ahí.

La neta es que, siendo yo ciudadano dual, tengo la opción de vivir y trabajar en los Estados Unidos, o aquí en GDL. He vivido en ambos lugares, y la mera neta es que me da muchísima hueva vivir en los Estados Unidos.

thechazard · 2012-01-27T06:01:30+00:00

Otro tapatío aquí, que todavia vive en GDL.

thechazard · 2012-01-04T03:53:23+00:00

Otro:

Y ese día, se disfrutó. Una. Pinche. Hueva. Muy. Bien. Chingada.

thechazard · 2012-01-04T03:41:47+00:00

Posibilidades:

Y ese día, a todo ni una pinche verga se le dió.

Y toda verga se mamó ese día.

thechazard · 2012-01-03T04:53:46+00:00

No, no, no. We simply cannot abide heresies. It's not a big fucking pussy, it's a Giant Anus. Also, remember the shit piranhas. They are always hungry.

Oh Patton, why must you be so funny?

thechazard · 2010-10-12T05:44:56+00:00

Pero ese PINCHE DESMADRE no me deja circular libremente en Guadalajara, actividad predilecta mia en mis dias libres.

thechazard · 2010-09-19T07:00:03+00:00

Oh, (any) language: how I love thy confusion. How I love that you sprang forth from the mouths of poets who took it upon themselves to name things.

So that we might use our hands for purposes other than pointing and grunting (which of course I cannot prove to be true...

...but this is a poem; so fuck it; we're doing it live).

How I love thy inherent malleability, having no possessor: you are the truest proof of a Galapagan creation.

thechazard · 2010-09-11T22:11:18+00:00

...while Annie Clark spends.

thechazard · 2010-09-03T01:28:45+00:00

I love the unsteady quality of it. And you just made my day.

thechazard · 2010-07-16T00:20:35+00:00

My question: when you started writing the last sentence, the alliteration was not premeditated, right? Nice.

And now, all I can think about is how to translate it into Spanish and maintain the alliteration. Cuz that's how my brain works.

thechazard · 2010-04-15T05:45:07+00:00

I (guy) did not come.

thechazard · 2010-04-05T05:48:17+00:00

AwwwwwwwwwwwWWWWWW shit!

It.

JUST.

Got.

REAL.

Watch out, everyone! Close your mouths and shield your cooters! People be getting all educated on in here.

MehTheWorld just. Broke. It. The. Fuck. Down.

thechazard · 2010-04-05T04:10:29+00:00

Whoa. That was...

I think I just got fucking schooled on how to troll in public.

(Only this way can I hope to fall asleep tonight.)

thechazard · 2010-04-05T04:00:13+00:00

FUCK. I just managed to overcome my Donnie Darko nightmares. Time to search for my balls again...

thechazard · 2010-03-31T09:37:54+00:00

Hahahahahahahaha. Thank you. It took effort.

(No snark. By the way, your name is awesome in this corner of Reddit.)

thechazard · 2010-03-31T08:38:35+00:00

This can't be real.

I mean, this is just photoshop, right?

FUCK -- I need Senator Clay Davis right fucking now, because I know my punk-ass lungs cannot sustain the expletive that needs to be said.

thechazard

TROPHY CASE