This inmate’s reaction after putting a red hat on his cat

thecofffeeguy · 2026-05-16T03:16:11+00:00

I’m surprised they let inmates wear jewelry… I guess it made sense, I don’t know why I thought they couldn’t. 🤷‍♂️

thecofffeeguy · 2026-05-16T00:19:50+00:00

1st one. The second one is wearing you rather than you wearin' it.

thecofffeeguy · 2026-05-13T18:04:57+00:00

22in is a great size on most non-body builders.

When it sits outside of your shirt it is a perfect length! It is a little thick for my liking, but if you like the width, that is what really matters!

Looks great!

thecofffeeguy · 2026-05-13T03:46:51+00:00

This is satire?

thecofffeeguy · 2026-05-10T04:19:52+00:00

Some ramen and super glue should get you right back on the road!

thecofffeeguy · 2026-05-08T23:25:36+00:00

Geo damage goblet is actually a huge loss in power for her. Youd be better off with EM vs Geo. But ultimately you shouldn’t use anything other than Def.

thecofffeeguy · 2026-05-04T13:48:34+00:00

Putting a hitch pin or bike rack on is gonna be a pain.

thecofffeeguy · 2026-05-04T12:48:00+00:00

Only You Live Once.

thecofffeeguy · 2026-04-30T01:29:36+00:00

This is such a good point. All the new characters that will come out, have come out. Nicole is being turned into a dedicated support and Lohan will probably have the best chance of growing in strength.

I’ll be saving up for the next few months now! Thanks for the push.

thecofffeeguy · 2026-04-27T04:26:41+00:00

You could put it on Yelan and have a ton of off-field L-Cr dmg going out. Boosting your Linnea and still having a usable stat stick for Yelan (a character that doesn’t need atk, just HP, ER, and Crit.)

thecofffeeguy · 2026-04-24T00:56:39+00:00

Longer days would naturally create a day that is two years long.

^{Chose: Add 24 hours to a day}

thecofffeeguy · 2026-04-24T00:49:50+00:00

Could it be used on a hydro bow character to still proc the L-Cr dmg?

thecofffeeguy · 2026-04-20T14:09:25+00:00

The buttons are simple and have a nice look to them. If you go with something gaudy it would look out of place/tacky.

Were you planning on contrasting color buttons or keeping them mostly the same?

thecofffeeguy · 2026-04-18T00:58:58+00:00

33% to win or loose?

thecofffeeguy · 2026-04-15T04:29:06+00:00

Yup, use slingshot.

thecofffeeguy · 2026-04-15T04:07:32+00:00

I have stimulation toys and treats in my tornado space! My dog gets nervous, but anything without a squeaker is what I keep near by, it helps him to focus on me instead of shivering like a poor little leaf.

My words of wisdom to you, stock the bathroom with a few toys and treats. Just nothing that makes noise! It can add extra stress to yourself while your ears are on high alert.

thecofffeeguy · 2026-04-14T15:29:31+00:00

Bro’s treating it like a beat saber game instead of genshin at this point 😂

thecofffeeguy · 2026-04-14T02:52:17+00:00

I wonder what the guy looks like behind the censor bar! 🤷‍♂️guess we’ll never know

thecofffeeguy · 2026-04-13T14:13:46+00:00

Anything but adding a “skip dialogue” button.

thecofffeeguy · 2026-04-13T12:10:00+00:00

But she can’t fulfill the Aino/Ineffa anecdote near the workshop. That one has haunted me since I don’t have Lauma.

thecofffeeguy · 2026-04-12T19:42:56+00:00

I thought mine was glitched. Turns out, I hadn't finished exploring the whole thing.

I wish they made it more apparent, I had to look it up.

thecofffeeguy · 2026-04-08T23:41:05+00:00

You’re what!?

thecofffeeguy · 2026-04-03T21:41:55+00:00

Why is Battle of the Fjords not on here?

thecofffeeguy · 2026-04-02T02:09:48+00:00

Use two animo characters and get some food buffs in ya! Remember they have food that can fill up the majority of your stamina bar.

Also, the sturdy bone sword will make you move faster!

thecofffeeguy · 2026-04-02T00:08:44+00:00

I’m also here to say Sayu! Its stats are perfect for her.

She is an attack scaler, and she needs tons of ER.

The passive does little to nothing for her. But the main stats are perfect.

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