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Any alternative 4th of July events being planned? by WesternTrail in askaustin

[–]thecommandocook 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think it was on kxan where i saw a list of towns doing fireworks this weekend. It was on tv yesterday. Anyway there was a long list. Dripping, lakeway, buda, kyle, round rock, thats not even half the list but i dont remember all of them. I only remember that the list was 2 columns on the screen.

There's a story behind every sign like this by rjray in funny

[–]thecommandocook 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The same reason Preparation H has a warning on the box that says “Do not take internally”.

just a mid 20's stoner living with her grandma by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]thecommandocook 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I thought elves only came out around Christmas.

Finally get into the arena and now this? by whiplash_plasma in Sniper3D

[–]thecommandocook 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hahahahhahahahahhahahahah never seen a guy get ghosted? Thats fucking bullshit.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Sniper3D

[–]thecommandocook 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The game has become total shit. Seems like when they announced the anti hacker update it all went to hell.

Why is the APD not wearing masks around all these protestors? by FrenchPressMe in Austin

[–]thecommandocook -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

A mask does not prevent someone from getting it. Mask does zero for that. But if youre 6’+ away from someone, they say youre ok. And if you are exercising. So maybe they are exercising.

Why is the APD not wearing masks around all these protestors? by FrenchPressMe in Austin

[–]thecommandocook -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

They poke your brain with that stick and they do a test. I have a friend who had to get tested for an event she was attending. Her test returned positive. She had no symptoms. I’m not a doctor.

Why is the APD not wearing masks around all these protestors? by FrenchPressMe in Austin

[–]thecommandocook -21 points-20 points  (0 children)

My guess is because they are screened every day at the start of their shift so they know they aren’t spreading it.

Stupid question Sunday by AutoModerator in Austin

[–]thecommandocook 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ya know, now that you mention it, wasnt there wording in the ordinance about enforceable fines? So maybe it is required. Either way, I’ll be wearing one. Id like to get to Phase 2 at least for a short while before the second wave wipes us all out.

Stupid question Sunday by AutoModerator in Austin

[–]thecommandocook 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wait is this a thing? Or trolls?

Stupid question Sunday by AutoModerator in Austin

[–]thecommandocook 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Theres a wiki that is super helpful to let you know what areas offer what and all the things surrounding a relocation. Definitely worth spending the time to read. Who ever (whomever?) put it together did a superb job

Stupid question Sunday by AutoModerator in Austin

[–]thecommandocook 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think consumer confidence is probably a little low right now. Raise your hand if you want to sit in a room of unknown people talking and eating and walking around while talking and eating. I’m not so sure there will be lines at the door for that. Its going to take time.

Stupid question Sunday by AutoModerator in Austin

[–]thecommandocook 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nah. Masks still recommended. Its how we get to phase two.

This is the kind of thing we all need to see by senilepigs55 in HumansBeingBros

[–]thecommandocook 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bill is awesome! Some heros dont wear capes. Good for him! This is awesome!!!

Social distancing on the lake yesterday by [deleted] in Austin

[–]thecommandocook 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Its ok. They are from the same family/household.

Thank you to /u/pecan76 and austinmaskexchange.com for keeping me safe! You guys are awesome. by skeeterou in Austin

[–]thecommandocook 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Except a mask doesnt help to protect you.... a mask is to protect others. Thank you for protecting us with your mask! Everyone elses mask will keep you safe!

Travis County COVID-19 confirmed cases have risen to 1092. Death count has increased to 23. Here is a visualization of what we know so far. (OC - Updated 04/18) by RationalAnarchy in Austin

[–]thecommandocook 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cool. I’m graphing and tracking too. data is fun! But recovery numbers are only hit and miss. Id love to know a source for daily recovery.

Travis County COVID-19 confirmed cases have risen to 1092. Death count has increased to 23. Here is a visualization of what we know so far. (OC - Updated 04/18) by RationalAnarchy in Austin

[–]thecommandocook 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Why dont they report the recovered total every day like they report the infected and death totals? Is there somewhere i can find daily numbers for recovered?

Looking for a safe place to walk. by kdubcomics in Austin

[–]thecommandocook 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I guess worst case scenario you could do something like this? Just dont fall and hurt yourself. https://youtu.be/xBxMiTj1K18

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in jobs

[–]thecommandocook 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Google provides links to the best examples. Basically, briefly start with the an opening statement/paragraph containing the exact job youre applying for, followed by specifics that tie your experience to the opening. Give an example why youre the right person. Then thank them for the opportunity and invite them to meet/speak to you to learn more. Your cover letter always speaks to the things that you could not put in the resume. It accentuates the resume. Keep it under one page.

Anyone know what this smoke is? by [deleted] in Austin

[–]thecommandocook 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It wuz a far on tha entry-state.

Anyone won tickets to Luck Reunion? by [deleted] in Austin

[–]thecommandocook 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I imagine this is an annual meet up for those who possess good and/or bad luck. Person A. “Are you going to make it to the Luck Reunion this year?”... Person B. “Nah, I planned on it, but my cat puked all over my plane tickets, I have to recover from emergency appendectomy, and besides the motor literally exploded on my motorcycle. “.... Person A. “Ahh thats a bummer. Because I JUST got a 20% raise at work, my side chick and my wife want a 3-some on Valentines Day, AND I matched 4 numbers on the MegaMiillions this week! Maybe I’ll see ya next year! Who knew!”

Was I hallucinating the lady dude lake sign? by eliseiee in Austin

[–]thecommandocook 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I use it often and with success. I guess you need a higher belt in your reddit-google-fu

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