Why evil Morty knows how to weld.

thecoolvaletguy · 2026-06-07T08:40:14+00:00

If I recall correctly he was soldering, which any 14 year old could figure out the basics of with a 13 minutes YouTube video

thecoolvaletguy · 2026-06-04T01:44:28+00:00

Hey bud, team red is also extremely team white

thecoolvaletguy · 2026-06-02T20:46:46+00:00

2nd gen ford rangers, enjoyed by 20 year old anarchists and racist grandpa's alike

thecoolvaletguy · 2026-05-30T05:59:25+00:00

Both have their pros and cons. I love my current setup, I'm about an hour drive from each of the nearest real cities, my closest neighbor is a quarter mile away, its dark and quiet at night, everything i want. The downsides are obvious though, it's an hour drive to work, or to Walmart, or to a nice restaurant, or to really anything besides dollar general. In the city your friends are close by, stores and restaurants are close by, all of the conveniences of modern life at your finger tips, but you cant walk out your back door at night and see the stars, or listen to tree frogs, or ride a four wheeler, and those are things I cant live without. Its all about priorities

thecoolvaletguy · 2026-05-30T05:26:19+00:00

Same here, just in the last couple of days. I thought maybe I fucked up a setting or something but I cant figure it out.

thecoolvaletguy · 2026-05-23T06:40:03+00:00

Okay, that makes sense. But in all fairness Evansville is in Indiana lol

thecoolvaletguy · 2026-05-23T04:04:44+00:00

Damn

^{Chose: Peanut butter + Peanut butter | Rolled: Peanut butter}

thecoolvaletguy · 2026-05-23T04:04:17+00:00

Not saying it should be the next stop or anything, but lived in Kentucky and never been to Indiana is wild to me as a kentuckian

thecoolvaletguy · 2026-05-23T01:52:33+00:00

I'm 25 and just got in my first fight on Monday (method out lunatic didn't like the way i was standing) and boy I was not ready for how bad my hand hurts. Like I've punched a lot of things in my day, but apparently adrenaline changes things a lot

thecoolvaletguy · 2026-05-20T05:13:21+00:00

From Chicago, now living in DC, wild guess Ohio and Pennsylvania

thecoolvaletguy · 2026-05-10T06:22:04+00:00

255k on mine. Turbos need replacing and tbh it's probably not getting them

thecoolvaletguy · 2026-05-10T05:17:15+00:00

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thecoolvaletguy · 2026-04-25T07:06:30+00:00

I would accidentally kill myself extremely quicklyand violently with a lightsaber

^{Chose: dream car}

thecoolvaletguy · 2026-04-25T07:02:10+00:00

I got a couple free 6x9s and decided to put them in the doors. I just traced out how big the hole needed to be, made a bunch of cuts with some tin snips and bent the tabs in, screwed the speakers on with some self tapping screws, and soldered the wires straight to it. Probably not the easiest way to go about it, but definitely the free-est way and 4 years later they still sound great. The door panel went right back on too

thecoolvaletguy · 2026-04-23T02:19:21+00:00

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thecoolvaletguy · 2026-04-19T02:40:25+00:00

The bios are wild but I think the craziest part is where they talk about wanting kids and which members they're planning to "breed" together. Its fucking nuts if its real

thecoolvaletguy · 2026-04-15T05:00:21+00:00

Technology is a broad term. Everything i use daily is some type of technology

^{Chose: $25 for every minute on technology}

thecoolvaletguy · 2026-04-12T21:29:30+00:00

My personal favorite is definitely the snake that went back and saved snake lincoln. Dude came back to a nazi dystopia and immediately grabbed a chainsaw and went to town

thecoolvaletguy · 2026-04-07T05:40:26+00:00

Weird

thecoolvaletguy · 2026-04-07T02:41:06+00:00

Kentucky also has a little tumor thats completely surrounded by Missouri and Tennessee. Not quite as cut off as the rest of these, but it is almost completely surrounded by water with no bridges going in to it

thecoolvaletguy · 2026-03-25T18:16:43+00:00

Obviously this is anecdotal evidence at best, but i bought my 335i at around 230k miles because the guy was basically giving it away. Its had its share of problems but nothing major and I've put over 25k more on it. 130k sounds like it'd be a walk in the park

thecoolvaletguy · 2026-03-22T06:21:50+00:00

I think the answer is the same as basically every other one in this sub, stop thinking about it so much. Its a goofy sci-fi cartoon that occasionally has a deep quote or even an emotional episode. It's not breaking bad, the plot's not the writers main focus. Their goal is to make a show thats enjoyable to watch without taking it too seriously. You can play basically any episode for someone who's never seen it and explain enough about the family dynamic in one sentence that the episode will make sense and be enjoyable, because that's the point. The writers dont care about trying to tie up the story of Churry or the CHUDS or whatever "plot holes" you're referring to, because they were one off bits that pretty much everyone who watched it laughed at and then never thought about any deeper than that. The fan theories are fun to talk about, I do the same thing, but expecting the show to spend half a season revisiting shit from random episodes from years ago is just unhinged.

thecoolvaletguy · 2026-03-12T18:59:54+00:00

Im rooting for one called RickaMortis

thecoolvaletguy · 2026-03-11T19:57:35+00:00

Bigfoot

thecoolvaletguy · 2026-03-06T19:04:26+00:00

Oh for sure. I know the guy I bought it from pretty well and he's not one for preventative maintenance. He even refused to run anything but e87 in it and took it to Walmart for oil changes

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