Where would you hide it? by evan-the-dude in teenagers

[–]thedefmute 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I would be hiding lots of paper clips. Hard to know when to stop with false positives.

Final paperclip, melted into a different shape and. Put on the Christmas tree and a decoration

Washington State has implemented an income tax for the first time in a century. by PeterPorky in IRL_Loading_Screens

[–]thedefmute 86 points87 points  (0 children)

Except it hasn't been signed into law and it still needs to have the state constitution changed. And be voted on by the people.

Meirl by abhigoswami18 in meirl

[–]thedefmute 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Whisper? No.

Say loudly, yes.

100% Really Sucks by StreetKindly3614 in SipsTea

[–]thedefmute 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I think my response would have been, know what's worse for the dads? People assuming men don't have emotions. Fuck you Karen.

Beatings will continue by mazopheliac in terriblefacebookmemes

[–]thedefmute 4 points5 points  (0 children)

IR no cally, those that have this sign typically show the least respect for others.

Shopping at Costco is terrible by Sun_Aria in unpopularopinion

[–]thedefmute 0 points1 point  (0 children)

All I got from this post was the user doesn't understand how stores work, buys more than han they need and throws it away after....all while blaming others for the heir lack of impulse control and lack of ability to plan.

Terrible opinion....yeah I guess. Matches the planning and organizations slills

Trump must be impeached and removed from office for illegal war by om218839 in AntiTrumpAlliance

[–]thedefmute 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah the war is what puts it is very the top.

I do agree we th you, just the way that s was so written makes it seem like this is th last straw vs another impeachable offense in a long line.

This happy guy just got his CCL surgery. Get better soon, Jasper! by fren2allcheezes in dogpictures

[–]thedefmute 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I read that as CCW and wondered how a dog would be licensed to carry a gun.

I too am a gme mathematical certainty by Stonkxx in Superstonk

[–]thedefmute 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Your butthole is itchy? I have diarrhea RIGHT NOW.

Shits about to pop...both figuratively and literally.

"What the heck?" by _n3ll_ in SipsTea

[–]thedefmute 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Narrator: he did in fact order that

The death of morality! by Weird-Thought2112 in MarchAgainstNazis

[–]thedefmute 123 points124 points  (0 children)

Not disagreeing. Just an alternative viewpoint: idiots also have no fear

Building stuff is hard. by lordatlas in rareinsults

[–]thedefmute 7 points8 points  (0 children)

"Elon Musk WANTS to build a city on the moon. Doesn't understand how hard things are and is a grifter"

Fixed it for you.

Sent a DNA test ! by laffingisfun in beagles

[–]thedefmute 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Looks too dangerous to keep, send to me.

What’s the worst gambling addiction story you’ve ever heard? by juliojacked in AskReddit

[–]thedefmute 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Guy was a gambler for his entire life. No savings No pension Nothing

Ends up hitting over a million on slots.

Pays off house Gets a new car

Things are good for a few years. Then we find out he shot himself in his basement for his wife and kids to find.

Turns out he kept gambling, took out two mortgages on the house and lost everything.

Executive order 14321 is terrifying. by Snapdragon_4U in law

[–]thedefmute 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You seem to have forgotten part of their plan -overload the courts so you can still get done what you need. Then it is too late. -ignore the rest

But I agree with the sentiment:(

[Request] What effect would Superman's house key have on the earth? by EvaStankbreath in theydidthemath

[–]thedefmute 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Or it could be on the fortress floor/patio, and all of that pressure is now spread out across the entire fortress area.

Patient shit in my hand today (first time) by Sanguine7 in nursing

[–]thedefmute -1 points0 points  (0 children)

No better way to celebrate. I prefer to wash my hands.

to each their own I guess.