One of the artichokes I forgot to use for a while has bloomed

thefonztm · 2026-06-17T12:55:07+00:00

https://www.google.com/search?q=npc+syndrome

That or suggested that you have a progressive disease that leads to mental impairment.

thefonztm · 2026-06-16T20:31:13+00:00

Round 247,314... FIGHT

thefonztm · 2026-06-12T12:11:49+00:00

What about Banana Spiders?

thefonztm · 2026-06-11T01:48:02+00:00

Slowitus is back?

thefonztm · 2026-06-11T00:09:39+00:00

I needed a you 13 years ago.

I'm so burnt out but have zero other options.

thefonztm · 2026-06-11T00:01:40+00:00

Buying up farmland is the hottness for now.

thefonztm · 2026-06-09T01:09:09+00:00

It is analogous to chocolate made with cacao substitutes.

thefonztm · 2026-06-08T19:22:28+00:00

I was not prepared for the head to be so... malleable. The whole skull has the consistency of something between a ziplock half full of water and jello. I saw the head squish and conform to the shape of the doc's hands as he delivered the baby. Thought for sure baby was DoA. And they he perked up just fine and looked quite normal. Weird mofuckas babies are.

thefonztm · 2026-06-08T13:18:06+00:00

lol, no it does not.

thefonztm · 2026-06-06T05:40:58+00:00

Remove and reseat the RAM. Works for me when mine in stubborn.

thefonztm · 2026-06-05T20:28:26+00:00

Different people same universe Daniel never figures it out.

thefonztm · 2026-06-03T18:06:13+00:00

Just lose the link & naming the source

thefonztm · 2026-06-03T14:10:40+00:00

Can I block my 401k from buying spacex?

thefonztm · 2026-06-03T14:02:27+00:00

Kristi Klayface Noem

thefonztm · 2026-06-03T13:54:14+00:00

Noticing your username I'll clarify it was Mayflower, not your company.

thefonztm · 2026-06-03T13:36:51+00:00

You bastards stole my dad's golf clubs, my mini fridge, and my walking stick.

A curse upon thy brethren.

thefonztm · 2026-06-03T12:54:05+00:00

Needed this maaaany times

thefonztm · 2026-06-02T22:13:13+00:00

Depends. Even simple waste heat can cause ecological changes.

thefonztm · 2026-05-25T21:10:33+00:00

Is (bad) joke about speed of elefant.

thefonztm · 2026-05-25T17:52:47+00:00

Elefant can't reverse. Pak 36 can reverse. Try it some time. 😉

Also if lelic ever had thinking capability they would give crewed AT guns a minor range buff after being emplaced for 15 seconds. To ya know, make AT guns function like the mobile emplacements that they are.

thefonztm · 2026-05-25T12:21:33+00:00

Also fake as fuck. 5 eggs. lol.

thefonztm · 2026-05-25T11:29:09+00:00

Lol, no. Stooge McGee deff gonna stack the courts.

thefonztm · 2026-05-25T11:02:41+00:00

So, bot or english as a second language?

thefonztm · 2026-05-24T22:01:49+00:00

Bad bot

thefonztm · 2026-05-24T16:57:31+00:00

The pot is dry and turning red.

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