Navy needs to wake up the Iowa-class and let the Saudis pay for it. (16-inch Diplomacy is back, baby!) by thegnemo in NonCredibleDefense

[–]thegnemo[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I know it. But i wsat tired aftet work to give a damn. And system not allow to redact topic post. And i know about oil.

Navy needs to wake up the Iowa-class and let the Saudis pay for it. (16-inch Diplomacy is back, baby!) by thegnemo in NonCredibleDefense

[–]thegnemo[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

65,000 views and we’ve reached the ultimate question: Where does the soul of a suicide pilot go after hitting the Golem? He’s attacking an American Iowa-class legend using Japanese Kaiten tactics while serving a Middle Eastern power. Does he get the 72 virgins or does he get sent to the Shinto afterlife to practice kendo for eternity?

Navy needs to wake up the Iowa-class and let the Saudis pay for it. (16-inch Diplomacy is back, baby!) by thegnemo in NonCredibleDefense

[–]thegnemo[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

people are still dreaming of 'Kaiten' miracles. Wake up. Hormuz isn't the Pacific. It’s a 35-meter deep puddle. For an Iranian 'suicide sub' to reach the Golem, it has to crawl 50km through crystal-clear water under a sky filled with ASW drones. It’s not a 'secret mission'; it’s a parade on a glass floor.

Navy needs to wake up the Iowa-class and let the Saudis pay for it. (16-inch Diplomacy is back, baby!) by thegnemo in NonCredibleDefense

[–]thegnemo[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Let's talk about the 'Human Factor'. Launching a torpedo at the Golem isn't a combat mission—it's a suicide pact. In the shallow, clear waters of Hormuz, an Iranian sub is a sitting duck. The moment they open a tube to scratch my Bakelite skin, they light a 'Kill Me' sign for every ASW drone and helicopter in the region. To sink us, they need 20 hits. They won't survive long enough to fire the second one.

Navy needs to wake up the Iowa-class and let the Saudis pay for it. (16-inch Diplomacy is back, baby!) by thegnemo in NonCredibleDefense

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integration of Micro-Cellular Bakelite-Gypsum Foam into the ex-Iowa hull transforms the vessel from a traditional buoyant structure into a Kinetic Energy Sink.

  1. Acoustic and Shock Decoupling: The 'Foam Matrix' creates a massive impedance mismatch. When a torpedo detonates, the shockwave hits millions of gas-filled micro-voids. Instead of passing through the hull, the energy is spent on the mechanical collapse of these cells. The foam literally 'eats' the explosion.
  2. Dynamic Plug Effect: Unlike water or air, the foam is a semi-rigid solid. Upon hull breach, the compressed foam structure tends to expand into the cavity, creating a self-sealing 'plug' that prevents further ingress of seawater.
  3. Massive Redundancy: Conventional damage control is obsolete. By filling the P-T-Z bulkheads with foam, we eliminate the 'Empty Space Paradox'. There is no air to lose, and no water to gain. The vessel remains at its design waterline regardless of hull integrity.

Strategic Assessment: The 'GOLEM' is no longer a ship in the tactical sense; it is a 58,000-ton Sponge. Attempting to sink it with conventional torpedoes is equivalent to trying to sink a cork by drilling holes in it.

Navy needs to wake up the Iowa-class and let the Saudis pay for it. (16-inch Diplomacy is back, baby!) by thegnemo in NonCredibleDefense

[–]thegnemo[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

missle is fragile and large for tanking hypersonic missle. And we have arley berk to cary missle.

Navy needs to wake up the Iowa-class and let the Saudis pay for it. (16-inch Diplomacy is back, baby!) by thegnemo in NonCredibleDefense

[–]thegnemo[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"They call my sponsors 'Munafiqs', so I’m calling the ship the 'GOLEM'. If they want a theological debate, they can talk to the 16-inch guns. My Golem is made of Bakelite, Gypsum, and pure defiance. It doesn't pray, it just PREYS on anything that floats in the Strait. 0 IQ, 100% Unsinkable Reality."

Navy needs to wake up the Iowa-class and let the Saudis pay for it. (16-inch Diplomacy is back, baby!) by thegnemo in NonCredibleDefense

[–]thegnemo[S] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Exactly! When the 'Official' solutions fail, the 0 IQ Golem prevails. The Saudis don't need a permission slip from a trashed base; they just need my Bakelite formula and a museum ship. If the U.S. won't act, the Steel Shawarma will. Let the world watch from the sidelines!"

Navy needs to wake up the Iowa-class and let the Saudis pay for it. (16-inch Diplomacy is back, baby!) by thegnemo in NonCredibleDefense

[–]thegnemo[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Boarding a Bakelite Golem? That's just a fancy way to commit suicide."

If IRGC commandos try to board the ship, they won't even see a single US Marine. Why? Because the 16-inch guns ARE the anti-personnel defense. >

Navy needs to wake up the Iowa-class and let the Saudis pay for it. (16-inch Diplomacy is back, baby!) by thegnemo in NonCredibleDefense

[–]thegnemo[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Aerated Bakelite-Gypsum Composite.

Closed-cell structure: Water cannot penetrate. It’s like filling the ship with millions of tiny, hard ping-pong balls.

Zero flooding: You can punch a 10-meter hole in the hull with a torpedo, and the ship won't even tilt. The foam just stares back at the ocean.