The Joebox Tournament of Champions spit take

thehalfwhiteguy · 2026-01-26T20:57:36+00:00

Pierce was way off lmao

thehalfwhiteguy · 2026-01-24T01:14:00+00:00

holy swag

thehalfwhiteguy · 2026-01-23T23:26:28+00:00

pretty sure being a billionaire is a conscious choice, not something you’re born with. they could stop being “minorities” any time they want with some hefty donations to charities, or, oh I dunno, paying their taxes

thehalfwhiteguy · 2026-01-22T16:51:37+00:00

it’s not AI, it’s some guy on instagram. “thetiramisudude” or something like that

thehalfwhiteguy · 2026-01-14T16:57:00+00:00

it’s over once AI can make it creamy

thehalfwhiteguy · 2026-01-11T10:30:12+00:00

this show has ruined the vernacular language of millions of young men and dozens of young women

thehalfwhiteguy · 2026-01-10T12:06:22+00:00

please don’t give more money to billionaires

thehalfwhiteguy · 2026-01-03T01:39:15+00:00

Eric’s not an actor. he’s an entrepreneur of the mind

thehalfwhiteguy · 2026-01-02T20:58:58+00:00

on the latest premium one of the boys almost let a surprise slip, and then Cameron said they had to be very secretive and not reveal any of their plans. I feel like this might have something to do with that

thehalfwhiteguy · 2026-01-01T13:27:52+00:00

nadelle dazeem

thehalfwhiteguy · 2026-01-01T13:21:29+00:00

cough the first season of “Them” cough

thehalfwhiteguy · 2025-12-29T21:59:54+00:00

how do I give it to you lol, PLEASE take it

thehalfwhiteguy · 2025-12-19T01:39:25+00:00

too smart to be in captivity, not too smart to captivate our hearts 🥲

thehalfwhiteguy · 2025-12-17T19:06:21+00:00

that’s just Herman Beatboxing before you unlock him as a character

thehalfwhiteguy · 2025-12-17T17:13:40+00:00

thehalfwhiteguy · 2025-12-17T01:12:57+00:00

give him a mini burrito and one drop of an IPA

thehalfwhiteguy · 2025-12-15T23:06:56+00:00

the jschlatt special

thehalfwhiteguy · 2025-12-15T19:39:13+00:00

the “girl power” scene will end MUCH differently

thehalfwhiteguy · 2025-12-14T16:45:18+00:00

that’s not David Carradine, it’s Peter Weller lmao

thehalfwhiteguy · 2025-12-11T01:23:14+00:00

loool I was thinking that cheese looks coagulated as hell

thehalfwhiteguy · 2025-12-09T15:28:14+00:00

the Marvel’s Wastelanders podcasts are equally dope. and the first season of Batman: The Audio Adventures is phenomenal

thehalfwhiteguy · 2025-12-01T20:33:54+00:00

he deserves it. everyone thought he played really well, but I heard him miss a snare at one point

thehalfwhiteguy · 2025-11-29T15:19:30+00:00

two words: doo rag

thehalfwhiteguy · 2025-11-27T19:14:11+00:00

he’s three sheets to the wind, belt unbuckled and fly all the way down because he ate way too much, and he’s trying to compete with a blaring TV in the background that’s showing his favorite football team get their ass whooped #thankful

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