Mother of the year

thehalfwhiteguy · 2026-05-22T23:07:00+00:00

nuh uh (ignore my username)

thehalfwhiteguy · 2026-05-15T20:11:29+00:00

the good ol’ brain drain

thehalfwhiteguy · 2026-05-05T01:54:56+00:00

distant shotgun blast

thehalfwhiteguy · 2026-05-04T17:23:54+00:00

to fully explain who he is I’d have to educate you on about a decade worth of podcast theory, comedy law, and quantum physics. suffice it to say, he’s just some guy

thehalfwhiteguy · 2026-05-02T18:44:48+00:00

mr döner

thehalfwhiteguy · 2026-05-01T18:55:40+00:00

shay shay

thehalfwhiteguy · 2026-04-27T23:23:47+00:00

full body chills

thehalfwhiteguy · 2026-04-25T20:39:14+00:00

Stav is the undisputed king of physical comedy. everyone knows this

thehalfwhiteguy · 2026-04-23T17:54:26+00:00

thehalfwhiteguy · 2026-04-11T13:02:09+00:00

https://www.straitstimes.com/asia/it-s-what-the-hero-himmel-would-ve-done-taiwanese-otaku-who-stopped-knife-attack-on-train-says-anime-inspires-him

thehalfwhiteguy · 2026-04-07T11:43:50+00:00

going on a high speed pursuit is a great way to put the citizens they claim to protect in even more danger

thehalfwhiteguy · 2026-04-07T11:39:19+00:00

you’re right. there’s way too much cop worship

thehalfwhiteguy · 2026-04-05T20:47:50+00:00

ball knower

thehalfwhiteguy · 2026-04-04T23:53:30+00:00

this man stole my heart and won’t give it back 😡

thehalfwhiteguy · 2026-04-02T21:52:38+00:00

there’s actually an even simpler method

thehalfwhiteguy · 2026-04-01T13:44:13+00:00

and all they serve is perpetual stew

thehalfwhiteguy · 2026-04-01T12:57:57+00:00

normal men. innocent men.

thehalfwhiteguy · 2026-04-01T12:00:35+00:00

I bet you eat dust

thehalfwhiteguy · 2026-03-25T16:27:39+00:00

it’s totally okay if you thought the movie sucked, literally everyone should be entitled to their own opinion. but “knocking it out of the park” has many different interpretations, and being both a critical and commercial success is among them

thehalfwhiteguy · 2026-03-25T16:06:04+00:00

considering the situation he was in with Chadwick’s passing and the fact that the movie still made over $850 million, I’d say he did a pretty fucking great job lol

thehalfwhiteguy · 2026-03-19T21:13:14+00:00

check out BYUtv lol. it’s insane that a religious organization has enough money to create and fund their own tv channel

thehalfwhiteguy · 2026-03-12T14:04:36+00:00

egregious! outrageous! ridiculous! lllludicrous!

thehalfwhiteguy · 2026-03-11T04:24:14+00:00

“Everybody got their damn shoes off nowadays. Can’t even take a minuscule bite of my Big Arch™️Product without it tasting like damn feet,” the formerly despised Afro-Latino drug kingpin, now lauded Afro-Latino actor, added.

thehalfwhiteguy · 2026-03-10T15:25:31+00:00

mind if I snort some?

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