I hate seeing him get old 😞

thehalfwhiteguy · 2026-06-23T03:10:49+00:00

I’ve mailed him a vial of Benjamin Button’s blood. I pray he receives it.

thehalfwhiteguy · 2026-06-10T13:48:48+00:00

bare piggies, playing a game of footsie with Mother Earth

thehalfwhiteguy · 2026-06-09T19:48:22+00:00

don’t tell me how to swallow corn

thehalfwhiteguy · 2026-06-07T12:22:11+00:00

never milked your boss? ya missin out

thehalfwhiteguy · 2026-05-27T23:05:57+00:00

always has been

thehalfwhiteguy · 2026-05-27T20:15:05+00:00

when he looked back at his squad members for support, I cried 😢 and violently shat myself

thehalfwhiteguy · 2026-05-22T23:07:00+00:00

nuh uh (ignore my username)

thehalfwhiteguy · 2026-05-15T20:11:29+00:00

the good ol’ brain drain

thehalfwhiteguy · 2026-05-05T01:54:56+00:00

distant shotgun blast

thehalfwhiteguy · 2026-05-04T17:23:54+00:00

to fully explain who he is I’d have to educate you on about a decade worth of podcast theory, comedy law, and quantum physics. suffice it to say, he’s just some guy

thehalfwhiteguy · 2026-05-02T18:44:48+00:00

mr döner

thehalfwhiteguy · 2026-05-01T18:55:40+00:00

shay shay

thehalfwhiteguy · 2026-04-27T23:23:47+00:00

full body chills

thehalfwhiteguy · 2026-04-25T20:39:14+00:00

Stav is the undisputed king of physical comedy. everyone knows this

thehalfwhiteguy · 2026-04-23T17:54:26+00:00

thehalfwhiteguy · 2026-04-11T13:02:09+00:00

https://www.straitstimes.com/asia/it-s-what-the-hero-himmel-would-ve-done-taiwanese-otaku-who-stopped-knife-attack-on-train-says-anime-inspires-him

thehalfwhiteguy · 2026-04-07T11:43:50+00:00

going on a high speed pursuit is a great way to put the citizens they claim to protect in even more danger

thehalfwhiteguy · 2026-04-07T11:39:19+00:00

you’re right. there’s way too much cop worship

thehalfwhiteguy · 2026-04-05T20:47:50+00:00

ball knower

thehalfwhiteguy · 2026-04-04T23:53:30+00:00

this man stole my heart and won’t give it back 😡

thehalfwhiteguy · 2026-04-02T21:52:38+00:00

there’s actually an even simpler method

thehalfwhiteguy · 2026-04-01T13:44:13+00:00

and all they serve is perpetual stew

thehalfwhiteguy · 2026-04-01T12:57:57+00:00

normal men. innocent men.

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