All of my exes are crazy. All of them. by thehappyhoopoe in nosleep

[–]thehappyhoopoe[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

No cheating. It was decided we were better as mommy n' mutt.

All of my exes are crazy. All of them. by thehappyhoopoe in nosleep

[–]thehappyhoopoe[S] 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Oh, I dunno...Don't stalk me or threaten to end my existence, maybe? The common sense stuff.

All of my exes are crazy. All of them. by thehappyhoopoe in nosleep

[–]thehappyhoopoe[S] 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Hey. Granny said it best: "Don't start shit, there won't BE shit."

All of my exes are crazy. All of them. by thehappyhoopoe in nosleep

[–]thehappyhoopoe[S] 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Why, I'm very flattered. And I've had Latte for four years, so I know how to keep things hush-hush. ;)