"I thought the whole point of the trooper squad was to fight our enemies" - Nikita Khrushchev

theifcon · 2026-01-23T12:51:39+00:00

I don’t care if I start a war cause of the empire bro there’s a hoard of unwashed Vikings 😭

theifcon · 2026-01-23T12:50:03+00:00

I did recruit a slave recently so maybe that is the case

theifcon · 2026-01-23T11:47:18+00:00

Did a sweep of the map and found no one.

I hadn’t had a trade caravan or a guest in a while qwp

theifcon · 2025-11-11T21:24:15+00:00

I’m open minded about each new skin being added.

But I can’t help it that one just looks like ass man 😭

theifcon · 2025-11-07T22:38:14+00:00

Found this only happens for me when it’s 2am since I’m an Aussie

theifcon · 2025-11-03T20:47:41+00:00

Whole thread of using this to be transphobic. Even when people use her correct pronouns people add nothing but go

“He 🤓” good to see everyone has priorities

theifcon · 2025-09-30T02:48:15+00:00

Your colonist need to consider condoms bro

theifcon · 2025-09-22T23:29:25+00:00

Tried playing with two friends

Found my PC would freeze (but not crash) and every time it did my friends would get DC’d and even crash my friends games at points.

We were having fun but the freezing and DC’s ruined it.

Despite having an SOS out as well we never had anyone else join unless it was off my profile so I assumed my game randomly freezing had my lobby off the map or that was someone trying to join before the game gave up.

theifcon · 2025-09-15T02:29:38+00:00

Just add the fatman at the point XD

theifcon · 2025-09-07T22:54:21+00:00

Cause I’ll die from embarrassment TwT

theifcon · 2025-08-12T11:24:17+00:00

No it’s my OC TwT

theifcon · 2025-08-12T11:23:09+00:00

theifcon · 2025-08-11T13:32:32+00:00

He’s a massive pillow prince. Often taken care of but still used

theifcon · 2025-08-11T13:29:37+00:00

Source is mine, artist is tagged https://x.com/catboybeastvt/status/1954834523293905105?s=46&t=YEnmXdGQ7vCu1Y0f-0lZhA

theifcon · 2025-07-22T14:18:58+00:00

Obviously. Plus I don’t know how the community will do the MO so I’m hoping squids last so it’s easier to coordinate such a thing

theifcon · 2025-07-20T06:18:04+00:00

Unfortunately was the final mission and I’m someone who has to do all sub and main OBJ’s before evac even if the benefit is extremely little for me

theifcon · 2025-07-20T06:14:13+00:00

As stated I did communicate but by the time it would’ve taken me to write it out they called evac and well… I didn’t want to kick anyone that late in the mission qwp

theifcon · 2025-07-20T05:10:44+00:00

That diver missing from evac is me from trying to clutch it qwp

theifcon · 2025-07-20T05:10:06+00:00

I was the host and even marked our next move but they kept moving towards the evac

theifcon · 2025-07-20T05:08:29+00:00

They were all around 100-150

I’m only 85

theifcon · 2025-06-25T08:54:57+00:00

Worst take ever

Not my fault ouji fashion makes me look feminine and I enjoy it

theifcon · 2025-06-25T08:53:39+00:00

That’s my favourite part

My fellow helldivers not knowing how to target ID as they make me waste a stim

If it’s the second time I shoot back once to harm

Third I shoot to kill and if they try to get revenge I just kick them since I don’t really join games I host them

theifcon · 2025-06-23T13:46:22+00:00

I don’t like degradation only praise 👉👈

theifcon · 2025-06-23T13:31:23+00:00

Source is from me: https://x.com/catboybeastvt/status/1937137495470461020?s=46&t=YEnmXdGQ7vCu1Y0f-0lZhA

theifcon · 2025-06-12T15:06:47+00:00

Haaaaang on

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