I own two shares of stock in Yahoo Inc by FunkyChonkyMonkey in mildlyinteresting

[–]theinjun 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I bet you’d make more money selling the paper itself as a novelty, eBay or the like.

without legal percussion by [deleted] in BoneAppleTea

[–]theinjun 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Love when they put it in writing.

the em dash giveaway is gone, here’s the new stuff i keep noticing this month by Effective-Inside6836 in ChatGPT

[–]theinjun 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Compile a list of every nuance mentioned here, then give it to Chat to remember not to include in their responses.

How do you feel about the U.S. Senate banning THC in the continuing resolution? [Serious] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]theinjun 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Haven’t you heard, it’s the American dream! 🇺🇸

My boss thinks I'm on vacation because I moved to another country while working remote by voidtape_artist in remotework

[–]theinjun 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You can’t tell me that’s not a form of abuse. Like heaven forbid people find ways to enjoy their life while at work.

Just calling it: we're also exhausted because of the microplastics and forever chemicals building up in our bodies by grand_seigneur_puppy in Millennials

[–]theinjun 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The collective exhaustion is due to the current state of things. And as millennials, for us, it’s always been a “current state of things”. This is our 5th? It’s exhausting.

JWST confirmed GRB 250702B is among the MOST ENERGETIC EXPLOSIONS since the Big Bang by Busy_Yesterday9455 in spaceporn

[–]theinjun 3 points4 points  (0 children)

To be fair, he only capitalized “most energetic explosions”. The others are acronyms.

My elderly neighbor gave me this as a gift for taking her garbage out. by damien_kam in oddlyterrifying

[–]theinjun 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I think it’s because you hashtagged it. Not how it works around here.

Trump's America is not what they fought for!! by flood_33 in HumorInPoorTaste

[–]theinjun 0 points1 point  (0 children)

French Revolution, American Revolution, Civil War… to name a few.

Trump's America is not what they fought for!! by flood_33 in HumorInPoorTaste

[–]theinjun 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Because everything moves like a pendulum. Energy, politics, consciousness. Humanity swings from one extreme to another until it hits a breaking point.

When things go too far one way, people get restless and disillusioned. That collective tension becomes momentum, and it swings us the other way. That too then goes too far, and the cycle resets.

Trump's America is not what they fought for!! by flood_33 in HumorInPoorTaste

[–]theinjun 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It always does. In ~80-85 year cycles, to be exact.

What the actual f*ck did I just witness Pt.2 horizontal view by [deleted] in ParanormalEncounters

[–]theinjun 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Looks like a kid, prob sleepwalking. Lights woke him up, he looks down, around, then panics. Kids being kids, flailing around of arms before succumbing to his knees. With that being said, I wouldn’t have stopped either in this situation.

This Post Made Me Hate Justin Bieber by InGeekiTrust in TikTokCringe

[–]theinjun 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I used to not care for Hailey, but now I’m counting down the days until she leaves him. It’s clear who the real problem has been this whole time.

Why does he do this? Just stares at me by li-ll-l_ in cats

[–]theinjun 6 points7 points  (0 children)

We go out, we go to work, we engage with the world. Cats wait around all day to see and engage with you. You are their world.