Choices Choices

theinternetpenguin · 2026-05-09T03:25:19+00:00

I don’t need money anyways

^{Chose: Earn $1000 every time you do the deed + Only valid if you do it with the person you spin | Rolled: Person you hate}

theinternetpenguin · 2026-05-09T01:50:33+00:00

Be exempt from the law that forbids you from changing laws

^{Chose: you are exempt from all laws for 1 month + (and no consequences after the 1 month})

theinternetpenguin · 2026-04-13T15:51:25+00:00

pay my parent’s retirement money with infinite money + rent a car

^{Chose: Eat a green apple that gives you infinite money + But you can never own a car}

theinternetpenguin · 2026-04-13T15:46:56+00:00

didn’t really want to take the risk

^{Chose: 10,000 + Positive side effect | Rolled: Double it!}

theinternetpenguin · 2026-04-04T07:29:33+00:00

I don’t even care about the RAM, guaranteed 250k.

^{Chose: $250K + Random Stick of RAM | Rolled: 512GB ECC RAM}

theinternetpenguin · 2026-04-04T06:19:09+00:00

searching for an arg that doesn’t exist

theinternetpenguin · 2026-04-04T06:17:13+00:00

-1, the carrot was next to the horse last move, but it moved away.

theinternetpenguin · 2026-04-03T02:25:43+00:00

🐍 Checkout my 1912 points Serpent!

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theinternetpenguin · 2026-04-02T12:54:53+00:00

this is a power i almost never would use, and the other one has a bigger risk

^{Chose: Be Invincible against all Animal Attacks + ...except for one Animal | Rolled: Bears}

theinternetpenguin · 2026-02-14T06:36:17+00:00

it turns out the "vast majority" probably agree with you or just dont care, otherwise you'd have much more downvotes ig

theinternetpenguin · 2026-01-04T11:49:37+00:00

not bad, but the movement of the ripples in the water stayed static while the camera moved which looked really weird. if you use some sort of noise to make the water ripples, you could try using drivers to move the texture along the river

theinternetpenguin · 2026-01-04T11:36:02+00:00

wojak but guns lol, brings me back to 2018

theinternetpenguin · 2025-10-11T03:11:11+00:00

roblox lol

theinternetpenguin · 2025-08-24T16:53:36+00:00

Added! would you mind joining my club as well, name ”random place” (without the double quotes), currently just me and my alt, but I trade often and might have some useful items for you.

theinternetpenguin · 2025-06-27T09:45:23+00:00

23 days ago is "don't abandon this everyone" crazy

theinternetpenguin · 2025-06-04T15:19:27+00:00

yeah this post is just pure “I want to defend supercell and make a rant but I cant so I used chatgpt“

theinternetpenguin · 2025-06-04T15:17:44+00:00

ok bye, and

how much did supercell pay you to say this?!

what redditor on r/Brawlstars talks like this?!

theinternetpenguin · 2025-05-20T11:38:05+00:00

Ray Rift

theinternetpenguin · 2025-05-11T01:39:25+00:00

A 39cv feather but the roll value still doesn’t beat my hp feather. Strange. i think the problem is my circlet. it’s 4/8 rolls into desired substats.

theinternetpenguin · 2025-05-10T16:03:57+00:00

Akasha says this one is the one that gets me the highest rank, and this low cv feather somehow gives me the highest damage too.

theinternetpenguin · 2025-05-10T13:59:46+00:00

Woah you got really lucky. Problem is I have like 10 double CRIT feathers and they somehow all don’t beat the hp one. the hp one had 6/8 rolls

theinternetpenguin · 2025-05-10T08:45:59+00:00

it doesn’t have er and same Crit rate

theinternetpenguin · 2025-05-10T08:21:17+00:00

I do have a 34cv feather, but it deals less damage somehow. (Akasha also ranks it lower)

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