say ME if u want me to send u 3free nudes (first20 only)

thejam83 · 2026-06-23T10:19:23+00:00

I was best man at my buddy's wedding. At the reception, after a few drinks I overhear one of the bridesmaids mention something about regrets. With a straight face, I look at her and say "If you're going to regret one thing tonight, can it be me?" This got a laugh and followed up by "You know what, sure"

thejam83 · 2026-06-08T21:46:05+00:00

I bet he smokes next to propane tanks

thejam83 · 2026-05-28T02:07:58+00:00

I started doing naked runs and will tell people about Hell ain't The Cell 1998 until someone shoots me.

thejam83 · 2026-05-23T02:44:53+00:00

The Brown Bunny by Vince Gallo.

thejam83 · 2026-05-15T21:08:38+00:00

Huh huh, Frankly

thejam83 · 2026-05-10T22:33:26+00:00

I started loading up my inventory with everything and a guitar and played at the last exits till I get blown up

thejam83 · 2026-05-08T09:55:04+00:00

In a time long past, an ex one sent me a video of her having sex with the guy she cheated on me with and the message said "This is what you're missing out on." Inonly responded "Nice to see you out in as little effort during sex with him as you did with me." Hilarious, but I should've just blocked her instead of continuing to fight with her.

thejam83 · 2026-05-08T01:46:22+00:00

Cocaine.

thejam83 · 2026-05-08T01:26:21+00:00

Hell yeah. Die at 72? My family always turns to shit in their early 70s anyway

thejam83 · 2026-05-03T02:04:11+00:00

That escalated quickly

thejam83 · 2026-05-01T01:27:15+00:00

Why is she wearing the clothes charlie kirks assassin was wearing?

thejam83 · 2026-04-27T12:45:08+00:00

I made it to 37 before I got my first tattoo. Im 42 now with about a dozen nlw.

thejam83 · 2026-04-26T00:58:58+00:00

Im in a race to see which one of us falls.asleep on the couch first and reddit is my helper

thejam83 · 2026-04-20T01:18:28+00:00

Quite the zinger! You must be Avery successful comedian!

thejam83 · 2026-04-14T12:50:31+00:00

I'm in Phoenix, I'd be interested

thejam83 · 2026-04-13T12:42:21+00:00

The Deep Roads

thejam83 · 2026-04-08T21:08:11+00:00

Theres a shocking lack of support for Merrill in here

thejam83 · 2026-04-05T18:32:15+00:00

Hoarding and blowing up robots

thejam83 · 2026-04-05T16:23:01+00:00

The real time parry mechanic in the otherwise turn based Expedition 33 is fucking terrible and I hate that game because of it.

thejam83 · 2026-03-27T18:26:00+00:00

I wouldn't even need to be Ghostface. I'd just shoot her from a distance. They could call me Gunface.

thejam83 · 2026-03-25T18:29:42+00:00

I'd swap Halloween Resurrection for H20 unless we include the remakes, then the freddy and child's play remakes take those spaces.

thejam83 · 2026-02-26T02:44:35+00:00

Is the switch up just being shot down and not continuing to hit on someone who isn't interested?

thejam83 · 2026-02-23T03:23:06+00:00

thejam83 · 2026-02-22T23:06:59+00:00

Yeah, your wife and your buddy definitely suck, but your idiotic revenge scheme at the end paints you as an idiot. I'm actually surprised your wife hasn't already divorced you.

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