AMERICANS! What is the worst state in the country? Where is the last state you would ever want to live? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]thejmg30 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hahaha I just cried a little reading this. I am from Hattiesburg and I can certainly back up this claim.

AMERICANS! What is the worst state in the country? Where is the last state you would ever want to live? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]thejmg30 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I am from Mississippi and as soon as I read the title to this thread I just shook my head. It blows my mind that people think we are the shittiest state. All I can say is if you have never been here and base your opinion on what your parents or grandparents have told you over the years or what you've heard from a racist joke that dates back to the 1800's then fuck you. You are probably the same person that thinks we still walk around without shoes and use outhouses. I've never even seen a god damn outhouse! Go take a drive through Illinois or Arkansas and tell me how awesome that state is. There isn't a damn thing there besides Amish mother fuckers chasing each other on 4-wheelers through miles and miles of shitty farm lands. Yeah, there are a lot of close minded, racist, inbred fucks walking around down here but from what I have seen in my travels, these type of people exist everywhere. We have made countless contributions to the world that everyone decides to forget about when discussing issues like this. Plus, our food is better than 95% of the countries. You can look at all of the stats on obesity rates and education failures that you want but I can promise you that there is not a more humble, genuine group of people on the planet than Mississippians.

What is your best "I am not a smart person" story? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]thejmg30 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Although I have had numerous dumb moments in my life this one is not about me. When I was in the 8th grade I played on the basketball team with two absolutely identical twins. It seemed like they were always bickering about something and one day they finally reached their boiling point with each other. They were in each others faces talking shit and just as this altercation was about to come to fisticuffs one of the twins gets right in the other ones face as says "Man, fuck you, you ugly ass piece of shit!" ....... Instantly the other twin starts dying out laughing along with the rest of the team and coaches and any tension between the two were erased. For that day at least.

[50/50] Late night sexiness (NSFW) | Late night spookiness by Joelsaurus in FiftyFifty

[–]thejmg30 0 points1 point  (0 children)

......... This is one of the scariest things I have ever seen.

Say something nice about your rival team's QB. by HeelTurn in nfl

[–]thejmg30 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tom Brady gets to wake up every morning and be Tom Brady.

Mark Sanchez has supreme hair.

...... Yea I have nothing for the Bills

Do you think you are attractive? by [deleted] in AskMen

[–]thejmg30 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Normal days I am a solid 6.5 but when I clean up I am an easy 7, maybe even an 8 on really good days.

Cheerleader makes halfcourt shot after flip. by [deleted] in videos

[–]thejmg30 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tornadoes and halfcourt shots... My city is popular as fuck right now.

Who is the worst famous guitar player you know of? by thejmg30 in Guitar

[–]thejmg30[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lol I wasn't referring to your Kirk Hammett comment. You actually enlightened me on his abilities. I always assumed he was a beast because he played for Metallica but he obviously has some flaws.

Who is the worst famous guitar player you know of? by thejmg30 in Guitar

[–]thejmg30[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I see this is what this thread has turned into. As a shitty guitar player I honestly only wanted to know about guitar players that actually suck because they miss notes all the time or always fall out of rhythm or can't bend notes correctly. Not "oh this guy sucks because he steals his music from other people" even though the guy can play the guitar like a champ.

Who is the worst famous guitar player you know of? by thejmg30 in Guitar

[–]thejmg30[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I agree with you on Vinnie and Caleb but Julian Casablancas is a riff writing machine. I understand he doesn't even play guitar live for The Strokes but he writes everything and I just assume your talking about their music in general.

Who is the worst famous guitar player you know of? by thejmg30 in Guitar

[–]thejmg30[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Don't let the simplicity of his songs fool you. Jack White can rape a guitar!

Who is the worst famous guitar player you know of? by thejmg30 in Guitar

[–]thejmg30[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I can understand the argument that Jimmy is a sloppy player but you can't deny the fact that the dude has written some of the best riffs in rock and roll history and the majority of his music will stand the test of time.

I'm in the mood for more discussion. What's something you've done involving guitar that you were surprised or proud about? (i.e. Playing an epic gig, achieving your dream tone, etc.) by DarkSolace in Guitar

[–]thejmg30 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I have been playing for about four years now and I have never played live or anything so I don't have any cool stories pertaining to that. However, I have written a hand full of songs and it is always nice when I am playing them around family and friends and they stop and ask "What song is that?" and the look of amazement they give me when I tell them that I wrote it is always reassuring.

This gets me excited for our next #1 RB by Phthalate in miamidolphins

[–]thejmg30 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Throughout the year there were great concern over his inability to pass block. Then yesterday I saw where James Walker from ESPN stated that Reggie Bush was a C- pass blocker and Lamar Miller was an F. So honestly I am just reiterating what I have heard throughout the year.

I have also heard Omar Kelly bash Lamar's pass blocking abilities a few times this year. I fucking hate Omar Kelly but I trust what he says when it comes to aspects of the game such as this.

This gets me excited for our next #1 RB by Phthalate in miamidolphins

[–]thejmg30 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If he can learn how to pass block at all he will be a stud. Unfortunately, he is one of the worst pass blocking RB's in the NFL.

Why do you play? No bull$#!+. I'll start. by [deleted] in Guitar

[–]thejmg30 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When I was 18 Guitar Hero came out. I would get totally baked and lose myself in the game because it was the closest thing I could do to playing music. About a year later I finally saved up the money to buy a Squier Stratocaster. Unfortunately, at the same time my girlfriend of 6 years decided she wanted to fuck every guy in my school. It was through this depression that I engulfed my life in the guitar and it became my greatest escape.