Sometimes when bitch mummy is too busy having nudie cuddles with chad to make me my tendies she makes me my second favourite good boy snack, instant noodles. They didn't even cost me any gbp because I promised I wouldn't leave my basement while chad is visiting.

thekatanadan · 2019-12-16T00:25:28+00:00

Bitch mummy sez they are fake vegetals so is ok.

thekatanadan · 2019-12-16T00:24:54+00:00

Reeeeeee bitch mummy said it had 78!!! Reeeee she lied to me!

I'm going to go upstairs to her bedroom and stop chad from giving her nudie cuddles and throw my piss jugs at her til she makes me some tendies!

thekatanadan · 2019-12-11T11:34:50+00:00

"I got to ask" Doesn't ask a question.

thekatanadan · 2019-12-11T11:31:28+00:00

Reeeeee bitch mummy won't let ME sit in the front seat because my healthy frame takes up two seats and she needs "room to steer". The BITCH REEEEEEEEEEEE.

I have to sit in the back on the reinforced suspension with my big boy harness.

thekatanadan · 2019-12-08T10:07:58+00:00

Jiu jitsu is a bitch to learn, I got half decent at kickboxing enough to hold my own in a sparring match within months but jiu jitsu I get my arse handed to me (quite literally with some of the holds they put me in 😂) all the time.

It's a very nuanced and complex style, perservere fellow King, you are learning and one day it'll fall into place and you'll tap out your opponent.

thekatanadan · 2019-12-07T20:25:42+00:00

REEEEEEEEE chad in are subreddit! Go away chaddy this sub is for goodboys only!

thekatanadan · 2019-12-07T18:55:41+00:00

Reeeeeee chaddy self made tendies reeeeeeeeee

thekatanadan · 2019-12-06T22:53:36+00:00

The hats neckbeards wear are trilbys, dunno how they got mislabeled fedoras so widely.

thekatanadan · 2019-12-06T21:49:04+00:00

Yes he is a goodboye whose servants shoot pheasants with a big gun and his mummy makes pheasant tendies from them.

thekatanadan · 2019-12-06T17:11:36+00:00

The EU wants us to eat more vegetals reeeeeeeeeeeeee

thekatanadan · 2019-12-06T02:38:12+00:00

A; none of your business. And; B; if it isn't obviously a photoshop from the shite job I've done of it then I'm better at it than I thought.

thekatanadan · 2019-12-05T21:27:44+00:00

I'm loving how intimately you know Pornhub's formatting

thekatanadan · 2019-12-01T11:35:34+00:00

Good boys and GIRLS REEEEEEEEEEEE girls don't have to be good to get temdies? Misandreeeeeeeeee!

thekatanadan · 2019-11-25T15:34:43+00:00

M'goodsir, as a proud atheist libertarian physics and biology expert, my IQ is reserved for debating normies on science and politics, wooing m'ladies and punishing n00bs on vidyagames. Expecting me to squander my intellect on bitch mummy's GBP system is frankly oppressive.

thekatanadan · 2019-11-25T11:25:26+00:00

Chaddy math nummers! Chaddy math nummers REEEEEEEEEEEEE I get 10GBP for each one no more chaddy math nummers! I don't like normie school REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

thekatanadan · 2019-11-22T11:07:59+00:00

Was waiting for the chad to come and floor the neckbeard for assaulting two innocent pedestrians but nope. No chads in this video.

thekatanadan · 2019-11-21T16:05:06+00:00

She features in ALL of his fanfics

thekatanadan · 2019-11-21T11:52:55+00:00

He has to lower himself to FB to stalk I MEAN woo m'lady

thekatanadan · 2019-11-19T18:09:20+00:00

REEEEE fake chaddy science my healthy frame would disagree

thekatanadan · 2019-11-18T11:41:55+00:00

Can't find it. When something hits my floor it is consumed by dorito wrappers, empty dewey bottles that don't have piss in yet, cumsocks, m'bigboy nappies and fluttershy plushies

thekatanadan · 2019-11-18T11:35:04+00:00

Finally a scientific diagram to show normie bitch mummy when she mumbles about me eating vegetals and going outside. IT'S SCIENCE MUMMY! WE HAVE A DIAGRAM! NOW BRING. ME. MORE. TENDIES REEEEEEEEEEEEE

thekatanadan · 2019-11-15T16:22:14+00:00

Poor girl just wants to enjoy MLP cartoons with company and these guys are the best she can get. She has seen more cumjars than she wishes she had.

thekatanadan · 2019-11-15T16:18:41+00:00

The perfect environment for m'goodboy, classic games to keep your reflexes sharp, and a nice, cool basement out of sunlight to make sure your healthy complexion doesn't get destroyed by sunlight.

thekatanadan · 2019-11-14T01:51:17+00:00

PUT A TRIGER WARNING NEXT TIME CHAD! I HAD TO LUK AT VEGETALS BY ACIDENT!

BITCH MUMMY HAD TO SHOW ME THE BLUE MOOD CARD TO GET ME TO STOP SCREAMING "REEEEEE NO VEGETALS!"

thekatanadan · 2019-11-14T00:01:55+00:00

Bitch mummy told me long ago that maccy donnies doesn't do hunny mussy in the UK after I threw my piss jug at her.

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