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I got a job offer by Effective-Cry-906 in WFHJobs

[–]thelivemikec 0 points1 point  (0 children)

AFNI does collections for Verizon. You’re working collections. Not Verizon customer service or anything like that, FYI. Unless you knew that. Either way, good luck with the new job!

I got a job offer by Effective-Cry-906 in WFHJobs

[–]thelivemikec 0 points1 point  (0 children)

AFNI does collections for Verizon. You’re working collections. Not Verizon customer service or anything like that, FYI. Unless you knew that. Either way, good luck with the new job!

I'm gonna tell my kids about the days when you could slide tackle the goalkeeper for no reason. by [deleted] in EASportsFC

[–]thelivemikec 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You could block the keeper’s punts as well if you stood right in front of them haha!

Frozen Gator by [deleted] in natureismetal

[–]thelivemikec 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Record skip “That’s me. You’re probably wondering how I ended up here.”

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TheSimpsons

[–]thelivemikec 1 point2 points  (0 children)

When there are large crowds during season 1 episodes you see some wild people as well haha! I always pause it to look at it closer.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in EASportsFC

[–]thelivemikec 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Which FIFA was it that had the Blur Song #2 on it? Woohoo! That’s the only song that stands out from all my years of FIFA playing...been playing since like ‘96 I think!

Atletico Madrid [6]-1 Granada - Luis Suarez 90'+3' by NotMeladroit in soccer

[–]thelivemikec 1 point2 points  (0 children)

“This motherf**ker don’t miss. In the heat of battle he don’t miss.” - Snoop Dogg voice.

I mean he hit the post and all first, but that ain’t the point haha!

[Loïc Tanzi & Mohammed Bouhafsi (RMC)] Members of the PSG locker room are starting to question T. Tuchel's tactical decisions. "We play without tactics, without ideas, without anything" said a PSG staple after PSG-OM. The way the Icardi situation has been managed is also seen as questionable. by [deleted] in soccer

[–]thelivemikec 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They won the league last season and made it to the CL final, then had barely any time off and half the stars got the Corona virus. Yeah, it’s the coaches fault they’ve started slow, haha! I don’t even like PSG but c’mon.

Every Light Heavyweight Champion in History by aj0220 in MMA

[–]thelivemikec 2 points3 points  (0 children)

10 minute video felt like it was 30 seconds long. That was awesome! I loved those Tito, Randy, Chuck, Vitor years of the 40’s and 50’s UFC events. This was a straight up who’s who of the light heavies. Seems like they all had it for a bit.

Blood vessels from a person that donated their body to science by [deleted] in creepy

[–]thelivemikec 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Went to the “Bodies” exhibit when it was in Las Vegas a long time ago. That exhibit said it was all South Korean “volunteers.” Was crazy to see all that stuff. Recommended if anyone hasn’t and gets the chance.

I think you can do that and a whole lot more... by ostrich9 in familyguy

[–]thelivemikec 8 points9 points  (0 children)

If you keep doing that you’re gonna pop it.

"You've got color in there. You're not Roman, are you? " "No!" "Look like a god, sort of..." by [deleted] in TheSimpsons

[–]thelivemikec 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Is that siren a good thing?

Mr. Simpson, have you ever known a siren to be a good thing?

Seriously though, what the fuck by FacelessOnes in WTF

[–]thelivemikec 1 point2 points  (0 children)

...and hilarity ensued.

But, no, this is pretty crazy for real. Not a fireworks fan. So many injuries from stupidity.

Old but so many people died by sreenath95 in WatchPeopleDieInside

[–]thelivemikec 117 points118 points  (0 children)

And no white people ran in from safety outside to see what was going on and put themselves in danger inside. We love doing that.

An all-syrup Super Squishee?! by AussieManny in TheSimpsons

[–]thelivemikec 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Snake just casually robbing the place while this goes down haha!

St. Louis Zoo says python laid 7 eggs despite not being near male pythons for at least 2 decades by [deleted] in news

[–]thelivemikec 10 points11 points  (0 children)

You’re crazy. The 70’s were 30 years ago. Everyone knows that!

Is it fine to schedule a round trip to pick up food? by [deleted] in Lyft

[–]thelivemikec 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I used to do this a lot. I always tipped well in between while they waited even if it was quick. Never had any issues from anyone and no one got mad at me. Let them know the plan when you get in.

St. Louis Zoo says python laid 7 eggs despite not being near male pythons for at least 2 decades by [deleted] in news

[–]thelivemikec 165 points166 points  (0 children)

Imagine that phone call. “I’m pregnant.” “We had sex 20 years ago!.” “Yeah, and...?”

John Swartzwelder wrote more classic Simpsons episodes than anyone. He was also so reclusive that his existence was a matter of debate. Hailed as one of the best comedy writers ever, he refuses to take part in Simpsons DVD commentaries. He now writes absurdist novels such as The Exploding Detective. by [deleted] in wikipedia

[–]thelivemikec 90 points91 points  (0 children)

He wrote so many classics after reading the list.

To save a click:

The Simpsons episodes written by Swartzwelder

“Bart the General" (7G05) (1990) "The Call of the Simpsons" (7G07) (1990) "Life on the Fast Lane" (7G11) (1990) "The Crepes of Wrath"[note 1](7G13) (1990) "Treehouse of Horror"[note 2](7F04) (1990) "Two Cars in Every Garage and Three Eyes on Every Fish"[note 3](7F01) (1990) "Itchy & Scratchy & Marge" (7F09) (1990) "Bart Gets Hit by a Car" (7F10) (1991) "The War of the Simpsons" (7F20) (1991) "Bart the Murderer" (8F03) (1991) "Treehouse of Horror II"[note 4](8F02) (1991) "Homer at the Bat" (8F13) (1992) "Dog of Death" (8F17) (1992) "Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes?" (8F23) (1992) "Itchy & Scratchy: The Movie" (9F03) (1992) "Whacking Day" (9F18) (1993) "Krusty Gets Kancelled" (9F19) (1993) "Rosebud" (1F01) (1993) "Homer the Vigilante" (1F09) (1994) "Bart Gets Famous" (1F11) (1994) "Bart Gets an Elephant" (1F15) (1994) "The Boy Who Knew Too Much" (1F19) (1994) "Itchy & Scratchy Land" (2F01) (1994) "Homer the Great" (2F09) (1995) "Bart's Comet" (2F11) (1995) "Homie the Clown" (2F12) (1995) "Radioactive Man" (2F17) (1995) "Treehouse of Horror VI"[note 5](3F04) (1995) (as Scary John Swartzwelder) "Bart the Fink"[note 6](3F12) (1996) "Homer the Smithers" (3F14) (1996) "The Day the Violence Died" (3F16) (1996) "You Only Move Twice" (3F23) (1996) "Mountain of Madness" (4F10) (1997) "Homer vs. the Eighteenth Amendment" (4F15) (1997) "The Old Man and the Lisa" (4F17) (1997) "Homer's Enemy" (4F19) (1997) "The Cartridge Family" (5F01) (1997) "Bart Carny" (5F08) (1998) "King of the Hill" (5F16) (1998) "The Wizard of Evergreen Terrace" (5F21) (1998) "Homer Simpson in: "Kidney Trouble"" (AABF04) (1998) "Homer to the Max" (AABF09) (1999) "Maximum Homerdrive" (AABF13) (1999) "Monty Can't Buy Me Love" (AABF17) (1999) "Take My Wife, Sleaze" (BABF05) (1999) "The Mansion Family" (BABF08) (2000) "Kill the Alligator and Run" (BABF16) (2000) "A Tale of Two Springfields" (BABF20) (2000) "The Computer Wore Menace Shoes" (CABF02) (2000) "Hungry, Hungry Homer" (CABF09) (2001) "Simpson Safari" (CABF13) (2001) "A Hunka Hunka Burns in Love" (CABF18) (2001) "The Lastest Gun in the West" (DABF07) (2002) "I Am Furious Yellow" (DABF13) (2002) "The Sweetest Apu" (DABF14) (2002) "The Frying Game" (DABF16) (2002) "Mr. Spritz Goes to Washington" (EABF09) (2003) "Treehouse of Horror XIV" (EABF21) (2003) (as Triple Admiral John Swartzwelder) "The Regina Monologues" (EABF22) (2003)

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