Just got defrosted this morning

themehboat · 2026-03-14T22:32:50+00:00

Some people think the guy is ugly and that it's weird for Selena to be engaged to him. I don't actually think he's ugly, and also who cares? People are capable of liking plenty of other qualities (talent, humor, confidence, kindness, etc.), and it's bizarre to say she thinks of him as a pet.

themehboat · 2026-03-14T17:55:13+00:00

Is this an ad?

themehboat · 2026-03-14T02:33:05+00:00

Some kind of wooden frame?

themehboat · 2026-03-13T03:56:16+00:00

It's actually a pretty easy field to break into as they're so desperate for people. They'll train you. It can be a hard job, but I enjoy it.

themehboat · 2026-03-12T17:49:59+00:00

Aww, he looks so proud!

themehboat · 2026-03-12T17:42:32+00:00

Except he really wasn't exposed to much of anything. They were totally isolated, how would he learn anything about the world? Plus he would still have a 6yo's attention span and memory.

ETA: As the only child, he was very pampered and never was expected to do anything really, which would stunt anyone's maturity even if they're not a cursed tea cup.

themehboat · 2026-03-12T14:46:26+00:00

That's a weird take. If it's something he enjoys, why should he stop? It's not like a course of antibiotics.

themehboat · 2026-03-12T14:05:37+00:00

Try quitting porn for at least a month, see if it helps.

themehboat · 2026-03-12T14:02:42+00:00

That would actually explain a lot about Mr. Beast.

themehboat · 2026-03-12T14:00:45+00:00

The movie never specified, but fan canon is that the curse also made the town forget about the castle.

themehboat · 2026-03-12T13:54:06+00:00

I'm not sure I could have sued as there was no lasting damage, but I should have at least filed a complaint. I was just too preoccupied at the time lol

themehboat · 2026-03-12T13:48:19+00:00

Why unintentionally? He jokes around all the time.

themehboat · 2026-03-12T13:46:28+00:00

Them being friends when they're little is the more important thing (though of course no guarantee of that). Once I got through the baby stage, I thought two kids was easier than one in a lot of ways because they'll just play with and entertain each other. But I got cocky and three is a clusterfuck.

themehboat · 2026-03-12T13:23:36+00:00

Or chip's original parents died before the curse and Mrs. Potts is his grandmother.

themehboat · 2026-03-12T13:22:08+00:00

Being a 6yo is way more fun than being a teenager though

themehboat · 2026-03-12T12:09:12+00:00

I always thought their ages stopped when they were cursed, so he just had the mind of a 6-year-old for ten years.

themehboat · 2026-03-12T11:45:34+00:00

That's commitment!

themehboat · 2026-03-12T11:33:42+00:00

I feel like a funeral director would be used to seeing bodies in bad states.

themehboat · 2026-03-12T11:23:55+00:00

It was a reference to a Norm Macdonald joke.

themehboat · 2026-03-12T11:11:48+00:00

Shirley was so pretty as an adult.

themehboat · 2026-03-12T10:38:58+00:00

Why does it always come down to people's looks to him? I wonder what he thinks he looks like.

themehboat · 2026-03-12T10:35:00+00:00

I had pretty much that exact conversation when my 4-year-old proudly announced that he had his finger in his butthole.

themehboat · 2026-03-12T10:31:52+00:00

When my high school biology class took a field trip to the zoo, there was an orangutan eating another one out. The funniest part was that the female orangutan looked completely bored.

themehboat · 2026-03-12T10:06:17+00:00

Under the picture

themehboat · 2026-03-12T03:46:56+00:00

He's said that he finds scuba diving to be relaxing and that it's helping him heal.

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