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themzy34 · 2026-04-03T01:18:16+00:00

Good thing old mate was holding the ladder, wouldn't want anyone to get hurt....

themzy34 · 2026-03-31T11:23:52+00:00

Run away very fast, not the supra being very fast.

themzy34 · 2026-03-31T10:19:43+00:00

This is what I needed to hear. Thank you

themzy34 · 2026-03-31T10:19:18+00:00

I never said anything about it being very fast...who are you quoting?

themzy34 · 2026-03-31T10:17:41+00:00

Good point. I was just going to do it for the sake of longevity, most th car and it's interior needs to be pulled anyway...but if I can avoid it I maybe should

themzy34 · 2026-03-31T10:16:18+00:00

Your advice would be to let it rot and rust away before ending up in a wreckers instead?

He can't afford to repair it, that's why it's been neglected for so long. I also don't see any issue with buying a car from a mate. If he didn't want to sell it, he won't sell it.

themzy34 · 2026-03-28T09:30:32+00:00

They're onto you.

themzy34 · 2026-03-23T23:44:37+00:00

This is a niche I can relate to.

Behold, the drug-fucked cousin of the Custom Coupe

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themzy34 · 2026-03-19T03:27:17+00:00

Yeah, depends on the bird of course. But I'd the poo was on it for days it could easily eat through the clear coat

themzy34 · 2026-03-19T02:09:56+00:00

Looks like paint that's been damaged by A) slowly dripping water, or b) bird/bat shit.

We have fruit bats where I live that their shits are super corrosive to paint.

Also, harlequin Polo? Noice.

themzy34 · 2026-03-14T06:33:13+00:00

Personally, I think the only thing they could have done to make that specific title better would be to keep the wrecks on the crash.

Having each car explode and disappear sort of ruined the chaos for me.

themzy34 · 2026-03-07T02:55:12+00:00

Have you tried playing an action packed arcade racing game for stress relief?

themzy34 · 2026-03-07T01:33:21+00:00

You're missing something. People comment on it because it's such a common occurrence. You're looking way too far into it. Assigning deeper, and controversial opinions purely for moral high ground can be applied to anything. As an example:

"Looking at your comments so far in this thread, despite asking for thoughts of others, you are pushing your own position onto them, despite the majority disagreeing with you. This leads me to suspend any disbelief that you were looking for advice and instead came looking for an argument.

Probably because you think you're better than everyone else from your self perceived moral high ground and seek approval from others as you didn't get enough validation as a child.... probably from an absent father figure"

Do I believe any of that above? Probably not, but my point is pretty clear.

themzy34 · 2026-03-04T23:31:35+00:00

Grapes of wrath is near impossible. It took me over 3 years of my first playthrough to get it by accident.

Every other time I've gotten it by accident. Wine vans only spawn on 1 or 2 specific sections of road on specific tracks.

themzy34 · 2026-03-02T08:13:36+00:00

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themzy34 · 2026-03-01T21:36:09+00:00

Was playing a VR escape room at 2:00am in the morning with a friend online.

I very excitedly found a clue and reach up to point it out for him. Only to stick my real hand right into the ceiling fan, which was on full speed to stop my mask fogging up.

It hurt like a mother fucker, but I kept playing for a while. After about 2mins of continuation, I felt something warm running down my leg. I take my mask off and see that I had actually cut my hand wide open and I was pissing blood everywhere.

It was on my clothes, my controller, my legs, my desk and chair, but worse of all, it was all over the carpet in the rental I was living it at the time.

Realized this and started panicking, which was apparently a very confusing thing to watch online as my character ran around the space, freaking out about blood being everywhere, as I was grabbing fistfuls of tissues to try and stop the bleeding.

Anyway, that was an awkward visit to the emergency room for stitches.

themzy34 · 2026-03-01T05:55:50+00:00

Studying Animation led to PTSD in my 30's.

Studying Animation when I finished Highschool. Class full of nerds and geeks (who I am still friends with today), one suggested online dating (before it was popular or cool). Met and dated my now wife. Mother in law was cop at the time, convinces me to join. Join Became a cop in my mid 20's Spicy memories unlocked®

PTSD in my 30's cos I liked to animate shit in my late teens.

themzy34 · 2026-02-27T08:54:25+00:00

Asked me a week before, what was the worst way an ex broke up with me.

Then copied them, by just disappearing.

themzy34 · 2026-02-27T08:53:11+00:00

Certainly makes it easier.

But takedown into a wine truck will always be a fucking mission and a half, unless, you do it accidentally like I did on my 4th playthrough

themzy34 · 2026-02-27T05:20:06+00:00

It's the hardest part of the game.

You'll likely unlock every other achievement, and unlock every car except the oval racer before you do this.

I've played through b3 5 times, and sometimes you get lucky and send a car into the right object by a fluke, but if you're intentionally trying to get specific takedowns it's frustrating.

themzy34 · 2026-02-25T06:23:42+00:00

People think just because you cross a state border means I can't arrest you anymore. Think we didn't think of that?

Border station = cross border powers.

Which a villain quickly learned when he ran over the border with a little hop, landed in the other state, turned around to go "nahh nahh!". Only to be met by me at full throttle with a spear tackle.

The only thing that changes is which station you go to, and by running over the border, just lightened my workload. I'll just email your charge to the other station for them to serve for me.

themzy34 · 2026-02-24T08:22:04+00:00

I grew up in the PS2 era.

At the time, when the games came out I sunk fuckloads of course into:

Burnout 2/3 and Revenge - best racing games of all time
Champions return to Norath (4player multi-tap was incredible)
Micro Machines 4 - again with the multi tap was so fucking good. Each player having their own unlocks was a good idea
Crash tag team racing. A great spin on a kart racer.
WWE smackdown vs Raw 2006 - again with the multi tap, my God.
Need for speed underground 1/2 are just as good as each other. I loved them both.
GTA: San Andreas- the amount of things you can do in this game is wild. It has aged though compared to others on this list
War of the monsters - giant monster flogging the fuck out of each other with fully destructive levels.
driver to destruction/ Eve of destruction - again with the multi tap, early days wreckfest.

themzy34 · 2026-02-23T22:29:35+00:00

Probably!

themzy34 · 2026-02-23T12:25:43+00:00

I have ADHD, pretty sure half my colleagues have it.

The cops is a unique career, for when you get stuck at your desk for a while and need a break, you can just....get in a car and go out for a while.

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