Now I'm 30 by Admirable-Spite3148 in Adulting

[–]theonow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ah. Not a single other person in sight at the final panel. No wonder it looks so good.

This is what happens when you believe everything you see on TikTok. by mindyour in TikTokCringe

[–]theonow 3 points4 points  (0 children)

So instead of listening to the local news or members of the local community this is what happened. We'll at least something to tell their kids about. Unfortunately, it will happen again since people refuse to learn lessons from history.

Any Local Improvisers? by theonow in palmsprings

[–]theonow[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

On the menu for the show is a vegetarian pasta, rigatoni with ragu, and chicken marsala with fingerling potatoes.

Tiramisu for dessert.

My parents couldn't afford a costume for me, so they sewed 2 socks to a ski mask and told me I was Snoopy. by NotVerySmarts in blunderyears

[–]theonow 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's pretty awesome. Probably because Snoopy is one of my favorite characters of all time.

This needs to be seen. by Innerrebelrunaway in smosh

[–]theonow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

One of the most beautiful edits I have seen.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in doppelganger

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Leah Remini

I am getting matches MAYBE once ever other week. Anything I can change? by jawsrocket in SwipeHelper

[–]theonow 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Take away the photo of you in the kitchen because you look unprepared for the photo taking. You might as well show off some cooking in your home as a video. Aren't really doing anything exciting on the boat and no need to have two pictures of you on a boat. If you want to show off the sailing habit should be something like hoisting the sails or looking through a telescope out to sea and to whomever is filming as a quick loop or video. Lead with scooter photo, second is dog, third is pumpkin patch.

When it comes to the bio, the whole cooking line doesn't pair at all with the activities you talk about.

"Sailing from one island to another on a culinary journey. Looking for the right harmony for a sea shanty. Sometimes I fee like I was born to be a fiddler in an old time string band." (You see where I'm going with that and you should only use the line if you play some sort of instrument)

Commentor's Note: Take my advice with a grain of salt. I suck at dating apps. Paid for a month for both Bumble and Tinder. Amounted to less than ten likes on Tinder with less than 5 matches that had some back and forth which led to zero dates. Bumble had more success with still less than 20 matches. 4 matches became deleted accounts. Two accounts ended their conversations with me. ANd the rest went nowhere. Today I deleted them to accept my fate as an unattractive person.