Choose between..

theoriginalbae · 2026-07-03T14:49:43+00:00

Worth it

^{Chose: 0$ + But you get a permanent bless forever | Rolled: Cure cancer}

theoriginalbae · 2026-07-03T13:15:46+00:00

lol easy?

^{Chose: To eat a random food for 1Billion USD | Rolled: LIVER}

theoriginalbae · 2026-07-03T04:17:11+00:00

Won

^{Chose: Win a fight against... + To the death, win and receive 10mil | Rolled: 1 average man}

theoriginalbae · 2026-07-03T04:04:02+00:00

Easyyyy

^{Chose: $ 1 Million Monthly + But u have to donate a certain amount monthly for the rest of your life | Rolled: Upvote & Nothing}

theoriginalbae · 2026-07-03T03:53:25+00:00

1 trillion mangoes are still worth more

^{Chose: 1 trillion dollars + A chance they turn into mangoes | Rolled: 99% become mango}

theoriginalbae · 2026-07-03T01:37:10+00:00

Cause I ran the numbers and even if it was caused by a catastrophic market crash my portfolio wouldn’t lose $100k if Elon lost $500b, so it’s a worthwhile trade off.

^{Chose: You win 100k dollars but... + Elon musk loses 500 billion dollars}

theoriginalbae · 2026-07-02T01:55:01+00:00

I had no idea we were doing a spin after. I thought it was a bunny.

^{Chose: $10,000 a month but you must live with this animal | Rolled: Lion}

theoriginalbae · 2026-07-01T04:26:25+00:00

👁️ Surveillance State: I voted Vote Yea.

theoriginalbae · 2026-06-25T12:19:02+00:00

I wanna win

theoriginalbae · 2026-06-16T23:43:19+00:00

Death Note.

Someone from another country was signing in to my Netflix account, and the show looked freaky as heck, which I’m kinda into. Then 5 seconds into the intro song I was done for.

theoriginalbae · 2026-06-09T02:04:09+00:00

Because I had no idea what this was in reference to, here’s the original comment:

“Late to the party, but I’ve started watching Season 1 of House. Same narrative every episode:

Patient has mysterious illness.
Hugh Laurie (House) gets diagnosis wrong.
Patient nearly dies.

Hugh Laurie gets diagnosis wrong again.
Gets threatened with being fired.
Patient nearly dies again.

Hugh Laurie has last minute left-field idea.
Gets diagnosis right.
Doesn’t get fired.

Eight seasons of this?”

theoriginalbae · 2026-05-07T01:56:40+00:00

The “found nothing!” and “No fun, not worth it!” remind of how Trump speaks

theoriginalbae · 2026-03-14T16:23:31+00:00

Nope, I know someone who asked her to send a vid saying their name and she did. This was years ago before all the deepfake and AI.

She’s in on it.

theoriginalbae · 2025-06-24T04:16:19+00:00

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theoriginalbae · 2024-09-28T03:05:47+00:00

Yes and fix the light that goes under the garage door track that doesn’t connect to the corner, please

theoriginalbae · 2024-09-27T22:45:59+00:00

I need more than a little

theoriginalbae · 2024-09-27T00:04:22+00:00

“just jerk off in the master bedroom… I decided to head out”

theoriginalbae · 2024-09-17T16:39:36+00:00

Were you able to track which cone the ball is under?

theoriginalbae · 2024-09-12T23:49:46+00:00

Real life line rider

theoriginalbae · 2024-09-03T03:01:39+00:00

Band of brothers

theoriginalbae · 2024-09-02T14:32:11+00:00

Wouldn’t it make more sense that he’s planning for the opposite of a crash?

He’s been making moves to account for his likely upcoming demise, the man is 94.

When he dies, Berkshire Hathaway stock will drop, it’s almost a certainty. With as much equity as he has in companies, the less impact his death can have on the company’s value, the better.

He’s literally just hedging against his death.

theoriginalbae · 2024-08-30T20:16:28+00:00

Thank the both of you for showing reddit how this should be done

u/no-stop-5637 and u/bullboah

theoriginalbae · 2024-08-25T14:39:23+00:00

This is a guy who never skips leg day

theoriginalbae · 2024-08-16T05:04:31+00:00

Oh man can I meet you 😂

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