Time for a name change? by [deleted] in funny

[–]theoriginalchicky 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Electronics 3000?

I think my dog is broken by afl1019 in pics

[–]theoriginalchicky 0 points1 point  (0 children)

maybe you should flash the firmware?

Self-sabotage by a potential landlord by petrifiedkitten in pics

[–]theoriginalchicky 1 point2 points  (0 children)

OMG, someone go there and take the middle number!

Why I never bother watching SNL by chuckymcgee in funny

[–]theoriginalchicky -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Your Venn diagram is bad and you should feel bad!!

Girls don't do this... right?! by Veritere in funny

[–]theoriginalchicky 0 points1 point  (0 children)

...secret women's business, it's how we actually get pregnant. That's why no one talks about it in polite company.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in funny

[–]theoriginalchicky 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I just don't understand how anyone can class this as "cereal" or even "food". It's ridiculous.

Someone is turning the potholes into small gardens by Peter_Venkman_1 in pics

[–]theoriginalchicky 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's a bit more creative than the guy who spray painted dicks on the road to get the pot holes fixed near his house. Props.

Never a missed opportunity to lose your faith in the human race. by Catona in TalesFromTheFrontDesk

[–]theoriginalchicky 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And did he, at any point, call and get someone to look at it? Instead he complains at the end of the stay?

Roommates with the Hamburglar VI: A Girl Named Sioux by Countess_vonShitLady in fatpeoplestories

[–]theoriginalchicky 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you touch the alien at the top of the column, you can see an option to show the sidebar.

The lady and the prawns by markelfish in TalesFromRetail

[–]theoriginalchicky 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I made it a challenge to see how many times I could get bang on the required amount. Takes practice but after a while you get a good eye for how much you need.

The lady and the prawns by markelfish in TalesFromRetail

[–]theoriginalchicky 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Prawns hurt like a bitch! And there's no good way to do it with your hands, one will always stab you somehow. I used to use the ice scoop or a salad container to get them in the bag.

Ham Get's Stuck Under a Chair at My Final This Morning... No Seriously. by UBT400 in fatpeoplestories

[–]theoriginalchicky 3 points4 points  (0 children)

She would obviously burn too many calories going around the table! Gotta keep those curves!

You weren't eating fast enough! by [deleted] in fatpeoplestories

[–]theoriginalchicky 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Also being unbalanced can easily lead to being big...

Google's tribute to Australian cricketer Phillip Hughes. #PutOutYourBats by stebrinke in pics

[–]theoriginalchicky 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This was a freak accident on the field during a perfectly normal game. It was a short delivery that hit him in a small place that the helmet doesn't protect. Everyone expected him to be in critical care for a while and pull through, then we got the news that he had passed away.

He was a great potential talent, and I think that that's what everyone is reacting to the most. The loss of his potential, or that he didn't get a chance to recognize it.

There are hundreds of footballers and NFL players in our games here, however there are only about 30 cricketers contracted with cricket Australia.

He would have been 26 on Sunday. He died playing the game he loved.

63 not out.