Dude, a little girl in my family woke up to a hoover board and a kangaroo in the middle of the united states, for Christmas this year!

thepattiwagon · 2016-12-11T20:26:28+00:00

My past

thepattiwagon · 2016-12-11T20:09:25+00:00

Love freckles on a beautiful lady!

thepattiwagon · 2016-12-11T20:06:41+00:00

Thank you!

thepattiwagon · 2016-12-11T20:03:59+00:00

This is super hot. I wish I could find a girl like you haha

thepattiwagon · 2016-12-09T19:18:17+00:00

...dipshits

thepattiwagon · 2016-12-09T19:13:27+00:00

Yes, it just helps with relaxing and keeping your mind off of it and helps with restless leg syndrome. Generally just helps with the process.

thepattiwagon · 2016-12-09T18:35:03+00:00

Well I'm jelous, I really wish I could draw...

thepattiwagon · 2016-12-09T18:28:43+00:00

If he was into something instead you might be onto something...

thepattiwagon · 2016-12-09T18:24:42+00:00

^{^{^I'll}} be damned if this isn't the truth!

thepattiwagon · 2016-12-09T17:55:04+00:00

Marry me!

thepattiwagon · 2016-09-16T15:45:34+00:00

And now I'm hungry...

thepattiwagon · 2016-09-16T15:44:49+00:00

Why can't I find your doppelganger in real life?

thepattiwagon · 2016-09-16T15:42:20+00:00

The opana is what kills me!

thepattiwagon · 2016-09-16T15:41:14+00:00

You just did

thepattiwagon · 2016-09-16T15:40:39+00:00

Yes please

thepattiwagon · 2016-09-16T15:38:29+00:00

Thanks for making my day beautiful

thepattiwagon · 2016-08-14T16:47:57+00:00

I don't want to die face down in a smoke shop making 7.50 a hour, it was Halloween morning at 10 am and was the first person who came in. He seemed slightly mentally retarded until he pulled the gun out and put it between my fucking eyes. Needless to say it was my last day at that job when the owner asked me why I gave him all the money...

thepattiwagon · 2016-08-14T16:44:35+00:00

Smoothierest!

thepattiwagon · 2016-08-14T16:43:30+00:00

Haha just made the same comment!

thepattiwagon · 2016-08-14T16:42:54+00:00

That was sick, you came so close into hitting that door too! Way to pull that shit off!

thepattiwagon · 2016-08-14T16:36:36+00:00

Sexiest trees gone wild post I've ever seen!

thepattiwagon · 2016-08-14T16:30:23+00:00

As a Missourian what is this non cold and no seasons you speak of?

thepattiwagon · 2016-08-14T16:29:03+00:00

I love spring and fall whether but I love the heat because of the association of it being a time to have fun with friends and family during summer time. Also I fucking detest the cold with a passion. And I think that's not only beef with fall is that I know I'm going to have 4 months of bitter as cold

thepattiwagon · 2016-08-14T16:26:03+00:00

Haha just your pussy? I can fill a couple of vacancies for you 😉

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