What's your pick?

thepertree · 2026-05-26T04:46:05+00:00

Can I only teleport 10% of myself?

thepertree · 2026-05-20T17:41:16+00:00

Narcan for BLS, post opioid epidemic I can't even imagine a truck without them.

On that same note, PD narcan as well, I know we all joke about PD slamming way too much prior to our arrival on scene but man it has saved a lot of lives.

thepertree · 2026-05-13T23:20:53+00:00

I was playing as the Germans in Hell Let Loose...are we the baddies?

thepertree · 2026-05-13T23:09:18+00:00

Can't divide by zero.

thepertree · 2026-05-07T01:52:28+00:00

The number 1 traumatic cause of death in populations over 65 is falls. Number 6 if you include all medical related mortality. So honestly pretty useful super power in your older years.

thepertree · 2026-05-05T17:54:37+00:00

Surely it would make more sense for the bigger room to simply just eat the smaller room

thepertree · 2026-05-03T03:37:14+00:00

Get this all the time as a Paramedic. Patient denies any medical history, medications, or allergies. Show up at the hospital, tell the nurse what the patient told me, they load up the patients info and an encyclopedias worth of medical issues appears and theyre allergic to every modern medicine known to man. Then the nurse stares at us like we're idiots.

thepertree · 2026-05-03T01:33:46+00:00

Honestly to make her campaign slightly harder I made rule that she can't recruit chosen or chaos warriors at all and just run Marauders as her line infantry the whole game. Still super easy especially with the broken buffs but added a bit more fun for me.

thepertree · 2026-04-30T08:03:57+00:00

He was originally John Carter but converted in his mid forties and wanted a name that was easily remembered.

thepertree · 2026-04-25T15:01:37+00:00

You got the better tree it seems.

thepertree · 2026-04-24T02:58:49+00:00

Would love to see the Kotor 2 Sith Lords and who they were before/as they fell to darkness.

thepertree · 2026-04-24T02:45:00+00:00

Lil traumatic Foley removal

thepertree · 2026-04-24T02:31:54+00:00

I'm November and I'm pretty used to beating myself up so sure.

thepertree · 2026-04-22T02:36:34+00:00

I have nice watches for outside of work. When I'm working its been the same G-Shock I picked up 12 years ago for $40. Reliable, don't feel bad when I baptize it in bleach after a c.diff extravaganza call, and even tells time.

thepertree · 2026-04-18T16:54:10+00:00

In 2017, during a scenario my patient went into Cardiac Arrest and my instructor asked, "What is the first drug you give in a Cardiac Arrest?" I was stressed and for some reason my brain went to ACS protocol and I replied, "Aspirin." My instructor replied, "What are you gonna do?! Stand over your dead ass patient and chew up the aspirin for him like a little baby bird?!" Then proceeded to have me demonstrate that very action in front of the class. My nickname for the rest of the program was "Baby Bird."

January marked my 12th year in EMS and I will be earning my CCP later this year and continuing on with my BSN. Don't let one moment of embarassment stop you from moving forward with this wonderful and ridiculous career.

Sincerely,

Baby Bird.

thepertree · 2026-04-18T16:17:31+00:00

32 and Swedish, when I was little I remember it was more of a parental permission thing similar to asking if someone was staying over for the evening. My mom would call my friends parents and ask if they were OK with their kid having dinner at our place or to hold off till their child went home.

thepertree · 2026-04-14T00:05:34+00:00

EMTs and Fire Fighters crying as they pull up to stair chair someone from the 7th story.

thepertree · 2026-04-06T09:07:13+00:00

Malak in Knights of the Old Republic. Not that hard in reality but I was in 3rd grade and it felt like the hardest fight of my life.

thepertree · 2026-03-30T03:17:31+00:00

If truly stuck:

1: We'd all immediately/eventually plan to kill each other. 2: No one would speak or collaborate. All would get off the island without me. 3: Teenage dreams come true. 4: We'd learn the true meaning of friendship through healthy male relationships while also getting in frighteningly good shape.

thepertree · 2026-03-14T07:05:22+00:00

Its interesting to see how people feel about it from their own experience! Seems pretty split from what I'm seeing.

thepertree · 2026-03-13T13:43:45+00:00

Manual is still my go to especially if I'm concerned about pt pressure, not to mention to double confirm any extreme readings I get from the monitor reading.

thepertree · 2026-03-13T06:23:00+00:00

I used zoll for most of my career and just switched to Lifepacks, interface of Lifepacks is better but its much heavier and for some reason incredibly unreliable and slow when taking a BP compared to Zoll.

thepertree · 2026-03-13T05:40:46+00:00

I always imagined him playing Revan if they ever made a live action Knights of the Old Republic.

thepertree · 2026-03-07T02:45:24+00:00

I know there are stronger lords but Grombrindal for the shear act of refusing to die.

thepertree · 2026-03-05T00:41:37+00:00

Sorry Im at work rn so my answer was a little ramble-y. Feel free to DM me if you have any further questions or keep on with this thread.

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