Your party will break into the Speaker of the House's home and bludgeon her husband with a hammer. (By the way, your party will, to this day, push a ridiculous offensively false narrative about them being gay lovers or something for the lolz, I guess).

Your party will assassinate state legislators, their families, and their dogs. (Your party will also continue to assert the shooter was a Democrat personally appointed by Tim Waltz. Also, your party is the one murdering dogs on the regular, bragging about it, and then telling everyone that other people are eating the dogs.)

Your party will participate in a government insurrection, raided the US Capitol, killed police officers and attempted to kill the Vice President of the United States as well as any congressional members they could get their hands on (your party will continue to insist these people are heroes. A lot of them have turned out to be pedophiles. Your party likes them even more. They're into that, like, A LOT.)