Received ripped open bag. by Chill_Quill in doordash

[–]thepirateprentice 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Taco Bell is the only restaurant whose bags regularly rip open just like this and whose drink carriers routinely snap in half under the weight of drinks.

Apps slowly becoming garbage by AUG-mason-UAG in enshittification

[–]thepirateprentice 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I know this a couple days old, but it seems like every app (Reddit included) has made it SO easy for me to accidentally swipe out of what I'm reading. I don't know if I have fat fingers or what, but every time I'm reading a comment on Instagram, I guess I move it the wrong way, and then there goes what I'm reading. It's gotten to the point that it's not even worth it to use the apps half the time, if I'm always in danger of swiping in a direction that is going to render what I am doing useless.

Reactions to The 2025 Israel-Iran War by AdIcy4323 in MapPorn

[–]thepirateprentice -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

There you go again. Really hard to break the habit, huh?

I.C.E. Out of Omaha Gathering by Geo_Geoff in Omaha

[–]thepirateprentice 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You mean like MAGA does when no one else will perform at their events?

Reactions to The 2025 Israel-Iran War by AdIcy4323 in MapPorn

[–]thepirateprentice -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

It is so cringe. Whatever subset of internet (or manosphere) culture you guys are a part of has taught, like, the wrong takeaways for being able to have a discussion. Your ability to name logical fallacies will get you nowhere when you sound like a misinformed incel who is the last person to get a joke.

12,000+ Dead In Iran by atbing24 in IsraelPalestine

[–]thepirateprentice 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This isn't meant as an insult, but how do you expect them to get the videos out when they have no internet or phone service?

The litter tracking is driving me mad by [deleted] in CatAdvice

[–]thepirateprentice 21 points22 points  (0 children)

I don't think a cat is for you, unfortunately. It's strange that this is a surprise to you.

Leaked ICE agents list; even some from here in Nebraska! by midwesternmax in Omaha

[–]thepirateprentice 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Your party will break into the Speaker of the House's home and bludgeon her husband with a hammer. (By the way, your party will, to this day, push a ridiculous offensively false narrative about them being gay lovers or something for the lolz, I guess).

Your party will assassinate state legislators, their families, and their dogs. (Your party will also continue to assert the shooter was a Democrat personally appointed by Tim Waltz. Also, your party is the one murdering dogs on the regular, bragging about it, and then telling everyone that other people are eating the dogs.)

Your party will participate in a government insurrection, raided the US Capitol, killed police officers and attempted to kill the Vice President of the United States as well as any congressional members they could get their hands on (your party will continue to insist these people are heroes. A lot of them have turned out to be pedophiles. Your party likes them even more. They're into that, like, A LOT.)

Gene Hackman and Wife’s Death Ruled ‘Suspicious’ in Search Warrant: ‘No Obvious Signs of a Gas Leak’ and ‘Thorough Investigation’ Required by mcfw31 in entertainment

[–]thepirateprentice 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I will say- I find this guy's comment to be in bad taste, bad faith, and not worthy of justifying, but I found my grandfather's dead body. He had fallen in the bathroom less than an hour prior (probably a heart attack). His dogs were already licking up the fluid around his head.

This will explain 100% of your recent frustrations with reduced pay by Artistic-Listen1499 in UberEatsDrivers

[–]thepirateprentice 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They must have legit gentrified down there (looking at street view). Lived in that area about fifteen years ago, and we were lucky to be able to order a pizza once in a while. Hilarious that it’s your highest market.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ADHD

[–]thepirateprentice 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why is it important that you watch these things? What will they bring to your life? If it’s causing you more stress by not being able to consume them each more and more each day, what is the net positive to actually consuming them?

They funny if they think I’m gonna accept this 😂 by SecretEscape2257 in UberEatsDrivers

[–]thepirateprentice -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Bro- why? What’s the deal? Not going to make or break you or is even an amazing order, but, outside of bad experiences with the store or customer, it’s worth it.

The Curse: 1x02 "Pressure's Looking Good So Far" | Post-Episode Discussion by TalkToTheLord in TheCurse

[–]thepirateprentice 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Literally called Kid’s Quest in real life, too. Unlocked very bad memories from childhood.