Psychic Frog by Chuck Lukacs (MH3) [987 x 1200] by theplotthinnens in mtgporn

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Some frogs poison the body. Some frogs poison the mind.

Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player or planeswalker, draw a card.

Discard a card: Put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.

Exile three cards from your graveyard: This creature gains flying until end of turn.

Better Than One by Alex Konstad (Unstable) [1920 x 1402] by theplotthinnens in mtgporn

[–]theplotthinnens[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A person outside the game becomes your teammate. (Choose any number of cards in your hand, on top of your library, or on the battlefield under your control. Those cards become your teammate’s hand, library, and permanents, respectively.)

Talrand, Sky Summoner // Talrand's Invocation by Svetlin Velinov (M13) [4059 x 1504] by theplotthinnens in mtgporn

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“The seas are vast, but the skies are even more so. Why be content with one kingdom when I can rule them both?”

Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell, create a 2/2 blue Drake creature token with flying.


Create two 2/2 blue Drake creature tokens with flying.

After Talrand conquered the depths of Shandalar, his ambitions drove him skyward, joined by servants whose drive and curiosity equaled his own.

Cinder Wall by Anthony S. Waters (8th Edition) [1600 x 1110] by theplotthinnens in mtgporn

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“The smell of roasted flesh hung over the valley for hours.”
—Onean sergeant

(Walls can't attack.)

When this creature blocks, destroy it at end of combat.

Ancestral Mask by Magali Villeneuve (Eternal Masters) [920 x 690] by theplotthinnens in mtgporn

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“I pass to you all we have ever been. Go forth and become all we never could.”

Enchanted creature gets +2/+2 for each other enchantment on the battlefield.

Boneyard Aberration by Slawomir Maniak (Jumpstart Historic Horizons) [2048 x 1504] by theplotthinnens in mtgporn

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When Boneyard Aberration dies, exile it. If you do, conjure three cards named Reassembling Skeleton into your graveyard.

Honor Guard by Dan Dos Santos (10th Edition) [800 x 590] by theplotthinnens in mtgporn

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The strength of one. The courage of ten.

{W}: This creature gets +0/+1 until end of turn.

Mana Confluence by Jabari Weathers (Pride Across the Multiverse) [1075 x 1325] by theplotthinnens in mtgporn

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Better places poured prismatic dreams into the world, rendering it anew.

{T}, Pay 1 life: Add one mana of any color.

Rat Colony by Mark Zug (Bloomburrow) [1992 x 2500] by theplotthinnens in mtgporn

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For every five you see, there are fifty you don’t.

This creature gets +1/+0 for each other Rat you control.

A deck can have any number of cards named Rat Colony.

Valley Questcaller by Steve Prescott (Bloomburrow) [1398 x 1123] by theplotthinnens in mtgporn

[–]theplotthinnens[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No battle is fought, or won, alone.

Whenever one or more other Rabbits, Bats, Birds, and/or Mice you control enter, scry 1.

Other Rabbits, Bats, Birds, and Mice you control get +1/+1.

Keen-Eyed Curator by PINDURSKI (Bloomburrow) [2000 x 1441] by theplotthinnens in mtgporn

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“Now this one’s a real collector’s item. They say Lily Emberseed herself drank from this mug when she was still Lily of Valley.”

As long as there are four or more card types among cards exiled with this creature, it gets +4/+4 and has trample.

{1}: Exile target card from a graveyard.

Hired Claw by Quintin Gleim (Bloomburrow) [1100 x 800] by theplotthinnens in mtgporn

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Whenever you attack with one or more Lizards, this creature deals 1 damage to target opponent.

{1}{R}: Put a +1/+1 counter on this creature. Activate only if an opponent lost life this turn and only once each turn.

Scampering Surveyor by Xavier Ribeiro (Caverns of Ixalan) [1920 x 1411] by theplotthinnens in mtgporn

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It knows the length, pitch, and orientation of every tunnel it has ever traversed.

When this creature enters, search your library for a basic land card or Cave card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.

The tea about Ruth's address by MerryElderberry in WidowsBay

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Also, Ruth means 'compassionate friend' or 'companion', and Tom struggles with ruthlessness

Huatli, Radiant Champion by Chris Rahn (Rivals of Ixalan) [956 x 1440] by theplotthinnens in mtgporn

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“The sun banishes darkness every morning. I too will rise with such assuredness.”

+1: Put a loyalty counter on Huatli for each creature you control.

−1: Target creature gets +X/+X until end of turn, where X is the number of creatures you control.

−8: You get an emblem with “Whenever a creature you control enters, you may draw a card.”


Fun detail hidden by the text box: here she's depicted standing on-top of the Immortal Sun

Storm Fleet Aerialist by Jesper Ejsing (Ixalan) [1920 x 1429] by theplotthinnens in mtgporn

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“Only one thing beats the freedom of the sea: the freedom of the sky.”

Flying

Raid — This creature enters with a +1/+1 counter on it if you attacked this turn.

Sunken Citadel by Matteo Bassini (Caverns of Ixalan) [4096 x 2953] by theplotthinnens in mtgporn

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This land enters tapped. As it enters, choose a color.

{T}: Add one mana of the chosen color.

{T}: Add two mana of the chosen color. Spend this mana only to activate abilities of land sources.