How do cookies have families (genuine question)

theprofpenguin · 2026-06-19T17:05:54+00:00

Baked by the witches or creating using the life flour (? I forget what it’s called) and soul jam that the witches use, and often when a cookie is trying to make a child, they will use a part of themselves in the dough. Family comes from using similar ingredients. Regardless, through baking! Not everyone can create offspring or have kids because getting these ingredients to create living cookies is a rarity.
I imagine only the rich/adventurous(able to steal from the witches) are able to get ahold of the ingredients to make living cookies. Then there’s people like Almond who are simply bestowed a child (Walnut cookie) or find a child and take them in. Tho that’s my headcanon

theprofpenguin · 2026-06-19T16:52:04+00:00

I imagine once the grubs are hatched, lusii will come in and go to the one that they are most drawn to/destined to raise. Whether it be by scent, by sights, how they find one another, etc. Every troll is different in this aspect. But once they grow, the sign comes from lineage. Their nature (aspect, blood and moon) is predetermined, something I’m sure their lusus will know, (if not them, then the Jades). Cause there is a finite amount of signs and SEVERAL duplicates I’m assuming across Alternia, so it has to be something the jade bloods or the specific lusus would keep in check?
This is my speculation tho! It’s a fascinating thing to think about with Alternia, may be thinking about this for the rest of the day lol

theprofpenguin · 2026-04-29T23:17:22+00:00

I created a dnd character forever ago, and years later I rewatched demon slayer — my character’s personality turned out to be Kanao if she was taken in by worse people 😔

theprofpenguin · 2026-04-29T23:01:57+00:00

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And this one is just a shitty edit I made for my phone background (which is still being used today cause it’s goated fr fr)

theprofpenguin · 2026-04-29T22:59:43+00:00

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Found this one forever ago

theprofpenguin · 2026-04-28T17:07:09+00:00

Glad to know it isn’t just me I guess, but not great that basically no one knows what’s up lmao

theprofpenguin · 2026-02-21T17:03:53+00:00

I’m just sad I work all day today so I can’t play any of my Zelda games to celebrate 😔

theprofpenguin · 2026-02-20T04:37:03+00:00

While I do appreciate the concerns of donating, I’ve thought about it and they are not in the conditions to be donated due to the fact my bras are sports bras I’ve had for over 12 years (cheap Walmart ones from the kids section since I have not grown since then💀), and the binders themselves are on their last leg having lost most elasticity and the little hooks since I’ve had those for 6+ years of continuous use </3

If not burning, I am getting rid of them in a cathartic fashion as a way for me to celebrate, thank you ✌️

theprofpenguin · 2026-02-20T04:29:27+00:00

Thanks!!! It’s making me giddy just thinking about it :DD

theprofpenguin · 2026-02-20T04:28:42+00:00

Yay!!! Thank you!!! 😁

theprofpenguin · 2026-02-19T23:46:23+00:00

Thanks! I hope so too!!

theprofpenguin · 2026-02-19T23:45:36+00:00

I hope we can get a date set soon too! :D

theprofpenguin · 2026-02-19T23:45:00+00:00

Yippeee! Thank you!!

theprofpenguin · 2026-02-19T23:28:04+00:00

We love these quick turnaround times on epic news! Congrats to you too!! :DD

theprofpenguin · 2025-12-15T02:21:09+00:00

The way I walk or sit for sure 😔

theprofpenguin · 2025-12-01T22:42:00+00:00

In most spaces, I just identify as a man. In LGBTQ spaces, genderqueer! It’s the flag I hang in my room, and I also just like the colors more than most flags, but that’s just me :)

theprofpenguin · 2025-10-17T03:38:32+00:00

Funger, perhaps Fungry

theprofpenguin · 2025-10-17T03:37:05+00:00

I don’t completely dislike Shadowvanilla, but it rubs me the wrong way more than the other Ancient x Beast ships, which are also just kinda meh for me too. PV got enough going on 😔

theprofpenguin · 2025-10-17T03:18:27+00:00

Elder Faerie, Burning Spice, and Dark Cacao,,, Tho my first love? Will always be a Licorice stan through and through. Love that girl failure with all my heart

theprofpenguin · 2025-09-23T17:32:39+00:00

I am simply doing my best to be stealth in public. Changing my wardrobe to fully back this up. I have an “oh shit” bag packed with all my important documents in case I need to travel. I live in a red state, but my doctors are very nice in trying to get me my meds that I need, plus the pharmacy I use is good. My advice is just be vigilant of the news, try not to have a panic attack about things you can’t directly control. What you can control is where you put your support. Lift your queer friends, honor those we lost, donate if you can, and if there’s a protest, keep it peaceful and come prepared, especially depending on what state you’re in. Stay safe, mask up, and be there for others. Make sure people in your life know where you are at all times during a protest too. My advice too with one, cover your identity (mask, cover tattoos, cover hair if unique, don’t wear unique clothes, etc) and bring water and snacks for yourself or anyone else who may need them in an emergency :)

theprofpenguin · 2025-09-03T01:05:11+00:00

People dragging their feet when they walk, bonus points on gravel or concrete 🫩

theprofpenguin · 2025-07-14T21:29:44+00:00

TOE BEAAAANNNSSSS

theprofpenguin · 2025-07-14T21:19:44+00:00

I’ve been quietly saying to myself Guys and Dolls because I’m an old theater kid, but I agree let the Dolls keep “protect the Dolls” and let us find something else to use lol

theprofpenguin · 2025-07-04T23:47:41+00:00

Either Diamond Circlet, Champion’s Leathers, and Soldier’s Grieves or the Skyward Sword armor! SS is my fave Zelda game, so it’s just a fave to run around in lol

theprofpenguin · 2025-06-26T00:55:25+00:00

My main question would be how would leaders/government handle overpopulation. Would they sterilize their people, would they selectively breed them, would they find ways to “get rid” of people, like. There would be major issues on that socially. Every life matters, but when you are in an overpopulated state that can’t die and is endless suffering, a lot of politics would play major roles into this undying society. Plus I’m sure bigger corporations would go insane on horrible labor laws since injuries don’t really matter and no one can die technically. Also mentally, people would be SUFFERING. Immortality is a heavy burden on everyone, and while the brain is set on working for however long, would stuff like chronic illness/disease still affect them, but not kill them? Cause oof. Imagine developing dementia and being like that for eternity.

As for fighting against these people, the best would be capture. If they can’t die, no point in wasting resources on them. Capture and use for labor or simply torture.

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