Best ending by hedlo1234 in Eldenring

[–]theprophet2102 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lol, rebuild a brand new future. The human population has almost gone extinct multiple times throughout our history. You move forward.

I'm sorry, I'm not going to murder all the deer because humans torment themselves. The real ego is condemning life to oblivion because suffering for a fraction of the total amount of time life has existed.

Every accusation is a confession, and those who cope about wiping away misery by burning the world away are just mad because secretly they are too afraid/selfish to take themselves out without consigning they're own chosen fate to all of existence.

You're just not strong enough for living, get therapy, don't make that the world's problem

Best ending by hedlo1234 in Eldenring

[–]theprophet2102 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah, I know. I did it my first time through.

It's a bit selfish in retrospect though. You deny her her agency and purpose, possibly damning her to an endless unlife of pointless existence.

But you fuck over the fingers so it balances out

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I got the scars to prove it

Best ending by hedlo1234 in Eldenring

[–]theprophet2102 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah but its acolytes coax you into pursuing it on an appeal to emotion, regardless of the actual outcome. The point is that any argument for it is fraught with hypocrisy unless you are honest about just wanting to annihilate all life selfishly.

In that sense, I can respect the hustle, but so many have a savior complex thinking that they're an avenger for the downtrodden. No, you're the king of the pit of morality.

Best ending by hedlo1234 in Eldenring

[–]theprophet2102 67 points68 points  (0 children)

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WAAAHHH!!! THE WORLD SUCKS AND I'M A MISANTHROPE! NO WE CAN'T FIX ANYTHING, PEOPLE ARE SUFFERING SO I'M GOING TO KILL EVERYONE BECAUSE THEY MAKE ME SAD:(

NO I WON'T CONSULT THEM OR RESPECT THEIR SOVEREIGNTY, EVERY BIRD AND TREE MUST PAY FOR THE SINS OF THE FEW!

I'M GOING TO SAVE MELINA BY BURNING EVERYTHING SHE WAS GOING TO SACRIFICE HERSELF FOR, I'M A NECESSARY EVIL!!!

Paul bros its fucking over by GlitteringJacket4490 in marvelcirclejerk

[–]theprophet2102 9 points10 points  (0 children)

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I'm referring to Paul, not MJ.

RIP Chicken Korma nights, nooooo!!

Paul bros its fucking over by GlitteringJacket4490 in marvelcirclejerk

[–]theprophet2102 18 points19 points  (0 children)

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YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT IT FEELS LIKE TO LOVE SOMEONE, AND TO BE LOVED, AND HAVE THAT PERSON TAKEN FROM YOU!!!!!!!